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You know what… I think I will
Everyone wake up I’m Ilya pussy posting
I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic
i did this for like 5 minutes . Consecutively. I’m easily entertained
the post I stole this from got reblog turned off but I wanted to rb it so here
ilya would love to say stop kink shaming me when he does something like eat four kraft singles at once
Can we stop using "still lives with their parents" or "unemployed" or "doesn't have a drivers license" or "didn't graduate high school" as an insult or evidence that someone is a bad person? Struggling with independence or meeting milestones is not a moral failing.
A pretty convincing one.
a video just popped up in my feed of a 6yo girl getting interviewed after playing a hockey game. she's asked who's there with her and she counts off all her family members and then she's asked if she wants to say anything to them and she goes "...hello."
"do you want to say anything else to them?"
"..........no."
anyway, that's baby shane to me.
Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue
given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that
you’re in his dms? okay, well, im on top of him. we’re not fucking he just likes the pressure
incomplete list of shane hollander’s most jock-ish sexual fantasies he and ilya have completed (with the help of heavy bribes to arena staff):
•ilya fucking him in the locker room (strictest version of this fantasy is getting passed around the locker room but in reality it’s just them)
•hazing roleplay where ilya shoves shane’s face into his sweaty jockstrap
•blowing ilya in the penalty box
•captain ilya “coaching” rookie shane roleplay
•sitting on ilya’s dick while reviewing game tape and having to give game analysis while ilya toys with him
•cockwarming ilya with his mouth while ilya is playing COD with the boys
•season-long orgasm-per-goal rule (shane-only. he has to earn it)
the most attractive thing a man can do is have autism and be transgender I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
Ok I’m actually starting to get a little defensive of Ilya because why am I seeing more and more characterization of him as messy, undisciplined, irresponsible, etc.
Like yes, he’s more carefree than Shane, but he’s also one of the best hockey players in the world and you don’t get there without an insane amount of discipline, and even beyond that we literally see him acting as a caretaker for his father, managing money for his brother, arranging his father’s funeral and getting it done quickly and efficiently, none of that is the behavior of someone who’s never used a calendar…
What's wrong? You didn't reblog my last 38 posts I made in a 2 minute interval. Are you mad at me?
I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal
they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore
There was really no winning that one