Hello I am a Tapir running a blog. My guise is a 17 year old loser boy from California, USA. He was born in Mexico, so technically he is Mexican, or whatever. He is an aspiring writer/director and dreams of being in film. He is a big fan of Star Wars, Fullmetal Alchemist, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Pokemon, Game Grumps and their respective channels, all things Nintendo, Sonic, Shingeki no Kyojin, Breaking Bad,Game of Thrones, and Sherlock. He is also a "film critic" or at least pretends to be one, because he loves film. Some of his favorite directors include: Steven Spielberg, Hayao Miyazaki, Quentin Tarantino, Edgar Wright, Alfonso Cuaron, Stanley Kubrick, Martin Scorsese, and the Coen Brothers (Joel and Ethan.) Now enjoy "Gullermo's" (that's his name) blog, I've got to do Tapir things.
Yo I made a movie to help promote my film program at school. It’s a contest to get the most votes, and every vote is one dollar. If you feel like donating please vote for mine, it’ a parody on the $00 Blows, a classic French film and I absolutely loved making this. Help my high school’s film program by either voting or rebloging the link! Thank You!
not many people know about it, but i wanna point everyones attention to the best forum fight i ever saw; some guy getting pissed off cause his friend traded him a duskull called ‘dudeskull’
The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-
It goes from everything from
and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…
Shout out to all the janitors that clean public bathrooms. Seriously thank you. You make going to public bathrooms a little more bearable when it’s clean. You’re all under appreciated heroes.
Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062.
Dear Mr. Vernon,
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us — in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed.
i’ve been having a debate about this movie over facebook all day and my brain hurts because people are tryna rationalize this bullshit like “it has it’s ups and down but is all overall great film. me and my family loved it” i’m fucking sleep.
Alright, let's explain some things. It was based on the biography of Chris Kyle (the main character in the movie.) It was from his perspective, so it would make sense if the movie would too follow the idea that Kyle was a "hero." That idea had to be even more central seeing as they were shooting the film, Kyle died, so the had to be very respectful of his memory or the producers will get negative press from the people who mourned and celebrated Kyle, the friends and family of Kyle, all of his fellow SEALs, and those who have huge receptions for him as seen in the credits. Does this justify the blatant "good vs evil" story telling of the movie? No, not at all, it was boring and cliche, and would be offensive to any body living in a country where American troops have been stationed. It really got to extreme levels when the only "humanizing" part of the movie was when the Iraqi sniper(I'm sorry, I don't remember his name) was shown in the Olympics, but it was so late into the movie it just served as a reminder of his "savage deadliness." This movie had the unfortunate circumstance of being in the perspective of a solider from Texas in the SEALs. There was little that the filmmakers could have changed about how Kyle viewed his "enemies" or his situations. I wish they didn't paint every Iraqi adult in the movie as a "savage" or untrustworthy, however we must accept that it was not from the best point of view to see a story about the War in Iraq. American Sniper had more problems than just this, but that is for a later time. Just know if you do go see the movie, take all of it with a grain of sand. It is an American movie about an American solider, based on a book about said American solider, who helped America fight non-American people.