"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up
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"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up
Thinking about how Charles saw Richard with a glass of water and was like 'oh whats that, is it gin, where did you get it'
Like no you alcoholic it's fucking water!
Hoping for a secret history summer where I drink too much and try to ignore the murderous intent of my slowly fracturing friend group
Richard: I'm actually a pretty good liar
Bunny (who's apparently the dumbest in the group): so what school did you say you went to again
Everything in tsh epilogue makes me want to rip my heart out like frances's letter Richard still pining after Camila the dream with heny. I can't
'Henry died of course with two bullets to the head I don't suppose he could have done much els'
'colors so bright they nearly broke my heart'
reading any book at the same time as tgf makes you realize Theo decker is the devil
Theo really wrote a whole ass book just to say fuck my stupid baka life
#thinking about how theo had sexual relations with a man, then pages later is all "hohoho i hate my dog he makes me look gay af" boy u got other things to worry about i think
I haven't read the secret history in a while I think reaching for my overly annotated copy that I look through allomast weekly to resit random quotes from
this is francis abernathy
It's officially secret history season!!!!!!
(I say that like this damn book doesn't consume my life all year round)
Charles was low-key really funny for this because yes it is almost always Henry's fault.
I wish I woke up tomorrow in a world where I don't have to see a single AI generated image ever again
Henry really came up with every excuse for people to be mad at him other than the fact that he killed two people.
Bunny's mad I killed a guy? Na it's just because he felt left out
Charles? No he's just jealous because I'm fucking his sister
And Julian? Well he's just a coward, nothing to do with the fact I murdered one of his students.
stoned richard papen 15 years later sitting there watching some true crime youtuber talk about the mysterious death of a hampden college student while doing glittery makeup and smacking foundation on her face with a sponge bigger than her head bleeping half the words so youtube doesnt kill her views with comments full of random girls like okayyy but this whole henryy was totally a hear me outt
Honestly I don't get what the fuck Camilla saw in Henry like yes he's 6'5 yes he's strong as fuck but he's also a freakish superstitious nerd with murderous tendencies who carries an umbrella around with him for no reason and leaves milk on his doorstep to ward away evil spirits.
Whenever I have a bad time smoking I just think about how awful Charles must have felt being stoned at bunnys funeral and suddenly things aren't as bad