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️camryn

[clestroying]

*stays mad at someone who was rude to me in my dream*

[guiltygirl]

someone: hey do you wanna hang out

me: i can’t bro i’m uglier than usual today

[daaamnafrica]

Sometimes I just ignore anon hate because theres a proverb I learnt in a Nigerian movie that said. ‘You cannot run naked after a mad man in the street after he has taken your clothes away from you because the public will not know who is the mad person between the two of you’

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

I feel like this proverb was based on firsthand experience.

[gay-engineer]

Me: okay, I’m totally gonna go to bed early tonight

Me, reading fanfics at 3 AM:

[colinmania-deactivated20160818]

[just-shower-thoughts]

We use intelligence as a metric to measure our superiority to other animals but if they were in our position they would judge us for being pathetically slow runners, unable to breathe underwater or being unable to fly

[just-shower-thoughts]

There is something odd to seeing bees pollinating flowers in a vase. Imagine already being decapitated and then someone comes to suck your dick.

[deceptipup]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand

[shingojira]

hey whats

up

[a-spider-holding-8-guns-deactiv]

MY NAME ON POKEMON GO IS “DONGPUNCHER666″ AND MY DAD GOT THE APP TOO AND AND I CANT STOP SCREMAINFGR BAOUT HIS NAME

[a-spider-holding-8-guns-deactiv]

GUYS OH MY GOD

[homosexual-supervillain]

tbh i need cher to teach me how to clapback 

[catchymemes]

just a dude & his skateboard

[grazed-deactivated20161018]

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

[grazed-deactivated20161018]

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

[lunchbox-philosopher-deactivate]

everyone stop this is my new favorite joke ever

[stantler9-deactivated20140418]

[grab-the-sushi-and-run]

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

[stantler9-deactivated20140418]

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

[sexhaver]

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

[cooldogs]

[alienpapacy]

girls’ night!

[gentlealien]

girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night

[realitytvbitch]