*stays mad at someone who was rude to me in my dream*
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@gnarlypartydude
*stays mad at someone who was rude to me in my dream*
someone: hey do you wanna hang out
me: i can’t bro i’m uglier than usual today
Sometimes I just ignore anon hate because theres a proverb I learnt in a Nigerian movie that said. ‘You cannot run naked after a mad man in the street after he has taken your clothes away from you because the public will not know who is the mad person between the two of you’
I feel like this proverb was based on firsthand experience.
Me: okay, I’m totally gonna go to bed early tonight
Me, reading fanfics at 3 AM:
We use intelligence as a metric to measure our superiority to other animals but if they were in our position they would judge us for being pathetically slow runners, unable to breathe underwater or being unable to fly
There is something odd to seeing bees pollinating flowers in a vase. Imagine already being decapitated and then someone comes to suck your dick.
you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand
hey whats
up
MY NAME ON POKEMON GO IS “DONGPUNCHER666″ AND MY DAD GOT THE APP TOO AND AND I CANT STOP SCREMAINFGR BAOUT HIS NAME
GUYS OH MY GOD
tbh i need cher to teach me how to clapback
just a dude & his skateboard
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
everyone stop this is my new favorite joke ever
ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE
he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse.
he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education
girls’ night!
girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night