It’s me, the gopher.

WHAT?! This can’t be! another programming language gimmick blog! on my tumblr? (She/Her) 🏳️‍⚧️

[go-official]

my monthly post. play my game

[go-official]

23 notifications dear lord

[go-official]

call me william afton the way i always come back. heh. heh heh.

[go-official]

i really should post here more

[go-official]

the thumb stick on my VR headset just… snapped? how the fuck does this even happen? what?

[go-official]

how it feels almost posting on the wrong account

[go-official]

im alive

[go-official]

i’m still relevant right guys haha

[orthogonal-slut]

i think i figured out the life cycle of the average linux gimmick blog

stage 1: creation. doing your best to stay on topic according to the gimmick you assigned yourself to

stage 2: rise to fame. you are noticed. your inbox is bursting

stage 3: abandonment. you run out of things to say about your gimmick. you feel guilty about it

stage 4: linux is really about yuri

[verilog-official]

wow okay you don't need to call me out like that

[orthogonal-slut]

this is all linux gimmick blogs you know i speak the truth

[btrfs-unofficial]

there is another stage where you realize kittyposting does better than linuxposting so you just meow every once in a while

[go-official]

interesting. will note later

[debian-official]

I have to keep up my persona of course but all the arch users I know are really cute

[go-official]

hey. i use fedora what does that count me as

[go-official]

just realized i have. not been reblogging enough. big things on the way

[kosmogrl]

my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

[go-official]

i emerge from my lengthy slumber to announce that i have finally slain the python snake. everyone has to use go now, it’s better anyways

[go-official]

i fucked up making that pride post because i’ll never make something that peak again

[go-official]

in celebration of this here pride month, Go is not changing anything, as Go is already queer enough that we could not possibly get any less cishet here at Golang HQ.

[go-official]

Hey, I've recently tried out go and it's a surprisingly good language. I especially love how you can just do "go foo()" and then it runs in a thread. No boilerplate needed, no longer having to do "public class myThread implements Runnable" I love it.

Doing "name : Type" is a little weird, but okay. I got used to it quickly.

I also appreciate not needing semicolons, but still making use of parenthesis.

Channels are pretty cool, and nice to use.

Overall, a pretty good language and I should use it more often.

However, I fucking hate the mascot. It is disgusting and wretched. I hate it, it is possessed by the devil. Its sight is unsettling. I've yet to see an abomination more repulsive than it.

Gopher? More like Gophuckoff back to whatever hole you crawled out of.

- @wayfire-official

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[napoleontheintrovertedcat-deact]

Tech bros after not getting rich after buying ididntstudydormytestandmyteacherdosentuseanaidetctor.com and paying for a chatgpt wrapper (people are *100%* gonna use his site)