Oldest Millenial

literally without value, any/all, born 1982

[theconcealedweapon]

Heaven needs to fire their marketing team.

Judging by how Christians describe them, heaven seems like it's full of the most judgmental assholes you'll ever meet, and hell seems like one big nonstop party.

[c0sm0butch]

I forget that Ortus was about sixteen when the "extinction event" happened in the Ninth House. The only Ninth teenager left alive.

Gideon tells us that everyone from the age nineteen down was gone. Ortus was spared more likely only so that the unborn Nonagesimus child could have a cavalier and not out of any particular sentiment towards his father.

He must've had friends once, acquaintances, other kids he would stand next to out of habit during the long sermons, maybe equally obsessed with the hero Matthias Nonius. And one day they were all gone. How lonely he must've been, with no one to even share his sorrow with. Harrow and Gideon could at least take out their frustrations on each other when they got older.

No wonder he is constantly deeply melancholic and dedicates all of his time to writing poetry, what else was he supposed to do but escape that awful reality?

[harospecimen]

yay

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[theconcealedweapon]

You spank your children and believe that I should stay out of it because it's none of my business and because you have the right to raise your children how you choose?

Fine. Have it your way. I'll stay out of it. But when they're bigger than you and start beating the shit out of you, I'm going to stay out of it then too.

[theconcealedweapon]

Religious bigots believe that having preferred pronouns is "too sensitive".

Meanwhile, they insist on addressing God by He/Him instead of he/him.

[phroexx]

Shkark

[theconcealedweapon]

You believe that prisons and death penalty should be abolished.

You also believe that ICE agents should be imprisoned or put to death for their crimes against humanity.

This is not a contradiction.

ICE agents are clearly showing that they're filled with support for state sponsored violence when they're the ones enforcing it. They support imprisonment for "coming here illegally". They support death penalty without trial for "interfering".

State sponsored violence is bad. But as long as it exists, those who uphold it should be the first to receive it.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[buggle-404]

The creature

Since this post is very popular now, I will edit to add a little more information! This bug is Calyptocephala attenuata, a species of tortoise beetle. It lives in Central and South America.

Further reading: Wikipedia , iNaturalist , and ResearchGate

Anti-trans and TERFs stop following us. You aren't welcome here.

[inceltear]

Short men aren’t real men apparently

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Credit to the original poster Jukeaways who posted this on r/IncelTears on May 28th, 2026 at 7:14 PM UTC.

[former-incel]

Here we have someone systemically rejecting short men. They’re telling short men that they’re objectively unattractive and that no one will ever want them. They’re literally telling short men to kill themselves.

And who’s saying that? Is it an “evil foid”? No. It’s an incel.

When a woman who prefers tall men is pursued by a short man, usually she’ll just reject him so he can move on and find another woman who likes “short kings”. It’s very rare for her to say anything near as cruel as this.

Men enforce the cruelty, and women get blamed for it.

[ms-demeanor]

That poor pest control guy did not know what he was getting into, but given the state of my yard i feel like he should have known what he was getting into.

[ms-demeanor]

He was going door to door offering to spray the base of the house for pests for a discount rate because one of our neighbors signed up for pest control and he walked down my driveway (covered in spiderwebs), up onto my front porch (covered in spiderwebs), and knocked on my door (covered in spiderwebs) and said "hi, I'm John from the bug company, would you be interested in a discount service because it seems like you may have a spider problem."

And I said, "oh, no, I'm sorry, I won't be spraying for spiders, I like them. I want to encourage them."

And he gave me kind of a weird look and was like "why?" And I was honest and said that they were my pest control, they take care of my mosquitoes and and and flies, and then I kind of laughed and said that I should stop because I know way too much about spiders and if he let me go I'd talk his ear off.

And then he made his fatal mistake and asked what I knew about spiders, and if I knew what kinds of webs he'd walked past to get on the porch and what spiders were in my yard.

So then he got to hear my thoughts on brown vs black widows and why I wished there were as many black widows as there used to be but I had a big beautiful one under my patio table right now and even if I prefer black widows because they aren't invasive the same way that brown widows are i still like the brown widows and i had a lovely one who lived in my patio chair from August until the firestorm in January and she was so good and kept eating cockroaches and had made five big egg sacks and how I was so proud of her and I used to have a lot more orb weavers but their numbers never recovered after the tropical storm last year but I had a cute one on the shed that I took a picture of yesterday and of course there are tons of wolf spiders and jumping spiders and cellar spiders if you wanted to count them too and some false widows but I hadn't seen any of them this year and, well, yeah, anyway they're not actually dangerous mostly and widows want nothing to do with you but a bite wasn't pleasant but much better than a recluse bite but I almost never see recluses around here but i wouldn't, would I, because they're not called brown gregarious spiders, oh and there are black footed yellow sack spiders around and you don't want those to bite you but their little toes are so cute and I'm sorry, sorry, sorry like I said I can go off about spiders, but also I don't want to spray because I've got so many pollinators, I've got a whole wisteria vine full of carpenter bees, actually i saw a male valley carpenter bee last week, did you know they're golden and fuzzy? He was so cool! But, yes, sorry, I won't be spraying but thank you for asking, and I'm sorry I was the crazy spider lady at you!

[ms-demeanor]

Extremely adorable fuzzy little creature:

A large friend:

Look, this is basically a kitten:

A goth icon.

Strong, independent women that I don't want to fuck with.

They are delightful and they eat actual pests, I love them.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I had almost this exact conversation with the door-to-door pest control guy last summer, but about the wasps. He was outright confused when I told him that not only was he not welcome in my yard, I'd just put out some fried chicken crumbs for my paper wasps to make sure they built their hives on my property because nothing in his truck made better crop pest control than a hungry nest of Red Paper Wasps, except maybe Ichneumons but have to get rid of the lawn before those will move in-

"Red Paper wasps? Those are very dangerous! They're very aggressive!" he sputters.

"Really? They seem to be quite placid." I indicated the Fine-backed Red Paper Wasp nest about 16 inches above his head under the eaves.

He stared.

I picked up a crumb of KFC from the porch shelf with my finger and held it up. One of the ladies investigated, then landed and sat on my finger and munched happily for a few seconds before returning to the nest.

"Would you like to see the common paper wasps? They've got a great nest going on the side of the garage."

"I'm. I'm good." He said, and left.

[ms-demeanor]

Update:

Another pest control guy showed up and knocked on the door and mentioned that he does bug spraying and I just straight up said "oh i'm the crazy spider lady, I like the bugs, that's why I don't mow."

And he said "Well, do you have any rats or other rodents you need handled?"

And I said "No, we have a barn owl living out back. You should see my collection of rat skulls. Do you want an owl pellet?"

He did not want an owl pellet :(

[crinkledmap]

I've heard / read a few times that the global bug population is down 80%, which if true, is terrifying. So when the Bug Guys come to my door (which is often because I live in a Very Suburban Neighborhood), I tell them that I have no interest in contributing to the Bugpocalypse that they seem so keen to bring about.

[theconcealedweapon]

"Quit blaming all white people for slavery."

They don't blame all white people for slavery. They only blame those who would have supported slavery.

You want to "make America great again" and believe that the time it was great was "when it was founded"? Congratulations. You would have supported slavery.

You expect protesters to be peaceful? Congratulations. You would have supported slavery.

You support the use of prison labor? Congratulations. You would have supported slavery.

You support ICE and Alligator Alcatraz? Congratulations. You would have supported slavery.

You believe that people can be "illegal"? Congratulations. You would have supported slavery.

You support law enforcement? Congratulations. You would have supported slavery.

You believe that complying is the best way to be safe? Congratulations. You would have supported slavery.

You oppose Black Lives Matter? Congratulations. You would have supported slavery.

You complain about crime rates rising if immigrants are welcomed? Congratulations. You would have supported slavery.

[theconcealedweapon]

Parent abuses child.

Child calls police.

Police side with parent. Police reprimand child for calling police.

Parent abuses child extra in order to punish child for calling police.

Child now learns that they have to be 100% sure that the legal system will recognize it as abuse in order to report it.

Child goes on internet and sees horrific acts of violence committed by parents being celebrated.

Child can never report abuse because no matter how bad abuse gets, child can never be 100% sure that the legal system will recognize it as abuse.

Parent can now be abusive with zero limits.

If you support spanking, you're an accessory to every abusive action any parent has ever committed.

[theconcealedweapon]

"Democrats supported slavery. Therefore, Democrats are the ones who are racist."

Really? I can do that too. The police enforced slavery. Therefore, the police are the ones who are racist.

Those who know history can easily explain how the political parties have changed over time.

But what miracle happened that caused the police to change? When were racists purged from police departments?

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Duncan is such a nothingburger of a man I'm sorry

[chubby-elf-hux]

Lady Macbeth trying to persuade her husband to commit regicide

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.