[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[whatsthelimitoncharacters]

Sometimes an author mentions their partner and your first thought is “LESBIABS WOO” and then your second thought it “why does your wife have the same name as you”

[kosmogrl]

[aridante]

outbound, hieu minh nguyen // angels in america, tony kushner.

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[cutecipher]

1 million beers in: hi.

[epistolatory]

I love being ambiguously something

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[lovesymboldudee]

me after sending an ask: (checks notifs) (checks notifs) (checks notifs) (checks notifs) (checks notifs) (checks notifs) (checks notifs) (checks notifs) (checks notifs) (checks not

[godkissedme]

It’s unfortunate that you do actually have to make use of your weekdays unless your long-term plan is becoming a local eccentric

[girlnumbers]

always get a large sized drink. you don’t know what life has in store

[helenvaughans]

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

men only sneeze like that for attention

[kiwi-thefruit]

i didn’t know they put jesus in this shit

[atomic47]

Y’ALL

[epistolatory]

LOGAN SARGEANT IS ENGAGED???????