[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[transcmd]

sports will have you saying insane things like i <3 the lesser of two evils

[urie]

i love being a mutual so much i was made to be a mutual i hope they put on my gravestone that i was a beloved daughter sister ex wife and mutual

[saviorified]

it's funny when the dash gets really heated over the sports that's on and i start seeing posts like this

[partyroque]

ever since it was accidentally revealed that the san jose team name starts with p i haven't been able to stop coming up with terrible team names that start with p. san jose paralegals. san jose pagliaccis. san jose patricides. san jose podiatrists. san jose parallelograms.

[yiiiiiiiikes25]

[montrealswolfboy]

[0838pm]

WHAT THE

[urie]

in a way. this was also a win for the flyers. if you think about it. which i do

[phoebebrxdgers]

we are all north carolina

[violetbaudelaire-quagmire]

✔️ Marked safe from C*rter H*rt's name on the Stanley Cup.

[anglaised]

what do they think cpr is

[yabagofmilfs]

the evil has been defeated by a very slightly less evil. now we can move on knowing that piece of shit had the worst stanley cup final performance of all time. may the entire vgk organization burn in hell.

[insecuregodcomplex]

Hold on that was his first career shutout??? Iconic

[nicksuzuki]

never kill yourself!! you can watch sports teams you hate lose championships!!!!

[monstersliveinthemirror]

"never give up, always have fun" - Brandon Bussi