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annoying my boyfriend with a new earnestly held insane position of "if mlb shills for draftkings they should put shoeless joe jackson in the hall of fame for real"

#mlb #baseball #im basically one of those strawmen from a chick tract comic like 'well if EVOLUTION exists then GOD'S not real'#'and if GOD'S not real what's to stop ME from BECOMING A GOD'#- me irl and im not kidding

gdbot

professionalchaoticdumbass

#kam

autodiscipline

spotify is so cruel to music. songs want to live inside a little file in yourcomputer not inside of spotify

#kam

justpastryvideos

Whats baseball

when two men love each other very much….

higashioka

yadi talks to all his pitchers like this

#jfc he does though #pitchers are sensitive and high strung okay yadi knows whats up

everydaywilmer

there’s porn blogs and there’s niche porn blogs and then there’s this

goatcurse

theyre right though

#eating my hands off in envy that i didnt think of this first tbh #pitcher4catcher

NOOOO DONT TRADE BRANDON MARSH TO THE PHILLIES HE HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!!!!

no im not getting emotional about kyle hendricks and wilson contreras getting separated.

YOURE doing that but im being so fucking normal about it

charliemorton-deactivated202302

bitches be like "ugh he's just so🥰he's just😒💞he😖💐🥺he's just😡💝hmmmm☹️💟💖" and it's a 30 year old white man sitting and doing an interview

#and what about it

shutupdont

trade deadline is in eight days good luck to everyone who loves a player may the odds be ever in your favor

#please dont send trout or ohtani to the yankees/astros/dodgers :(#please just dont trade them at all.......please maybe just dont trade angels players

discussing the recent behavior of mr madbum bumgarner in a discord server today

#my personal theory in response to 'madbum is like the only guy alive who can pitch 8 innings w 2 runs and still be mad abt it after'#why dont u have some of that probiotic unpasturized yogurt drink or w/e n maybe youll calm down #mlb

myrisvrooms

Sport Fans when their sport is sporting: Mean gremlins. horrid horrid soul sucking asses. Jail for you for one thousand years. Disgusting sport go away.

Sport Fans when their sport suddenly isn't sporting: OH NO WHERE ARE MY ANGELS. MY ONLY REASON FOR LIVING LEFT. OH NO OH NO COME BACK. DESPAIR FOR ME

#my blorbos are bad but not watching my blorbos is worse

duckdotcom

baseball pitcher who keeps yelling out the name of each pitch like an anime attack before he throws the ball

#new baseball rule you have to do this #and u cant just be like '4sfb' you gotta give it a Name #like 'platinum cutter of unending torment' or '12-6 curveball that punishes the unrighteous' or something #if baseball isnt k6bd by the 2023 alcs im rioting

everydaywilmer

is it just me or is mike trout’s torso to leg ratio actually 1:1…

#trouty <3 #he is built like a brcik shithouse <3

katherinewirick

LITTLE THINGS

The 2006 interview can be heard here.

Additional research from Jane Leavy’s Sandy Koufax: A Lefty’s Legacy (HarperCollins, 2002).

#man. man hold on. hold on i need a minute man #im not over here having sandy koufax emotions. im not. youre doing it but im not #IM NOT HAVING SANDY KOUFAX OR JACKIE ROBINSON EMOTIONS. U R BUT IM NOT

goatcurse

KYLE SCHWARBER WHAT WERE THEY PAYING YOU TO THROW THAT HR DERBY IN THE FIRST ROUND

goatcurse

so shoeless joe jackson is barred from the hall of fame but kyle schwarber can just blatantly throw a home run derby round against an 8th seed like forty five year old man?????

KYLE SCHWARBER WHAT WERE THEY PAYING YOU TO THROW THAT HR DERBY IN THE FIRST ROUND

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