Paper-ass Madej

It's always too early for any of this shit but oh well.

[jesus-said-chill]

Remember when Shane thought a lady fist fought the Mothman who was trying to steal her baby?

[thehauntedwatcher]

Hrrrrnnggh, I’m trying to sneak around the forest but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my furry ass cheeks keeps alerting the Ghoul Boys

[murdock-65]

shane has nice ankles

[levyfiles]

Ryan using his unsolved voice to say ‘Shane has nice ankles’ is why I am now immortal.

[goatmanisscaredofme]

The demon in my house has beef with Sallie. The first time I watched the Sallie house and they showed the drawing on the screen I couldn't move my body and I started convulsing. Every time I watch it again I get a bad vibe from wherever I'm watching it. The demon has made it a point to not go in my room but the only time they do is when I watch the Sallie house. Sallie did some shit and I'm on to you bitch. What's this tea?

[goatmanisscaredofme]

Shane found Ryan in Area 51 and straight up broke him while filming for this upcoming season, change my mind.

[ghoulalert]

Buzzfeed Unsolved Fandom Resources

As a relatively new Unsolved fan I realized there wasn’t a place where I could easily access the massive back log of ghouligans™ content, so I decided to compile it all into one massive post. I hope it helps some people find content they haven’t seen! If you find it helpful, please reblog so people can see! A 👻indicates content you really should check out.

Unsolved Playlist x

Other Youtube Playlists/Series

Ruining History x

Test Friends x

BFU Sports Conspiracies x

Shane and Ryan in other BuzzFeed Videos x

Shane Playlist x

Ryan Playlist x

Fandom Required Reading Playlist x

Knott’s Berry Farm Vid x

Ryan + Shane Sims Vids x / x /

Losers Eat the Smelliest Food x

Debatable: Ghosts x

We Got Exorcisms x

Try Guys Cameo x

Playlist of all the above 👻 x

More Ghoul Boys content under the cut 

Keep reading

[goatmanisscaredofme]

*lights in the room are flickering*

Ryan: Ghosts?! Demons?!

Shane: Wow! Look at those funny little strobe lights! Lights can be funny like that, y'know? Happens when they need to be changed.

Ryan: That's bullshit and you know it.

Shane:

[goatmanisscaredofme]

Serial killer: If you keep talking I will kill you.

Shane: That would be very unfortunate. Oh, well would you look at that? I'm still talking. Guess I'll go die now.

Serial killer: Are you okay bud? Do you need to talk?

Shane: Eh, could be better.

[milkteadani]

Please reblog if your tumblr contains one/some of the following topics:

- Buzzfeed Unsolved

- Ryan Bergara

- Shane Madej

- The Try Guys

- Supernatural (TV Show)

- Dynasty (TV Show)

- Troye Sivan

- Shane Dawson

I want to follow more active tumblrs. If your blog contains one/some of the above mentioned topics please reblog ✨

[goatmanisscaredofme]

Ryan: Don't do the thing.

Shane: I promise I won't do the thing.

*20 minutes later*

Shane: Ryan, I did the thing.

Ryan: SHANE! I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THE THING! IT WAS THE ONLY RULE!

[goatmanisscaredofme]

No one:

Me after editing a photo for 10 minutes: This is a r t.

The photo:

[goatmanisscaredofme]

Do you ever just spend 10 minutes happily googling Shane Madej bc he's just so pure like omg my heart it hurts so much like I love him sm. I love that science man.

[goatmanisscaredofme]

Me, sleeping: *dreaming about the ghoul boys*

My parents: *bust into my room*

Me, startled: I WAS RESTING MY EYES I SWEAR.

My parents: Okay? Fine whatever.

Me: It's too late, the dreams dead. Fuck.

[goatmanisscaredofme]

No one:

Not a single soul:

Me, crying: Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara are both so great and I can't handle it I'm s o r r y.