#bfu incorrect quotes

[glowcloud-axel-13]

Incorrect Buzzfeed Unsolved #2

Shane: I actually have a black belt.

Ryan: In what, karate?

Shane: No, from Gucci.

[mis-incorrect-quotes-blog]

Ryan @ Starbucks: hello, can I have a caramel frappuccino with seven espresso shots?

Shane: Ryan please, just do cocaine.

[merci278]

These two literally the embodied incorrect quotes

[shyanunsolved]

insp.

[blodeuweddschild]

Shane: Would you miss me if I died?

Ryan, pulling out the spirit box: It’s funny how you think death can get you out of this friendship

[goondis-and-the-plupples]

Ryan: I am not a serial killer!

Shane: Oh, okay

Shane:

Shane: wait why’d you emphasize serial

[bfu-niverse]

Ricky: Fuck the police

Tinsley: [exists]

Ricky: Ohhhh,,,, *fuck* the police.

[goatmanisscaredofme]

Ryan: Don't do the thing.

Shane: I promise I won't do the thing.

*20 minutes later*

Shane: Ryan, I did the thing.

Ryan: SHANE! I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THE THING! IT WAS THE ONLY RULE!