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so glad I played $80 for that cap and gown so little baby big eyes can sleep under it like some kind of rich 12 year old's canopy bed

#i may or may not have had a canopy dont @ me #not rich just had a seamstress mother #anyway #ouija #cat

your phone goes off at 2 am and when you check it it's just this pic with the caption "you up?"

#fat boy

limbs? limbs??????

#appendages?#ouija #cat

you know what this blog needs? more goblin

#ouija #cat #closeup

one time I thought I had lost him but he'd just tunneled inside of my box spring

#baby #fat boy #shenanigans #cat

hnng... Sleeby

#baby #fat boy #sleepy #cat

for some reason him sitting in the plant made my dad big mad. as you can tell, he came up with an ingenious solution that worked exactly as planned

#baby #fat boy #shenanigans #cat

stacks neatly for covenience

#baby #fat boy #long

to this day he excels at Being Places He Shouldnt

#baby #fat boy #cat #shenanigans

as the feline equivalent of a fortnite-dancing twelve year old, glungus liked to channel his excess energy into Making Me Bleed. one day I decided to make him look on the outside like he was on the inside (shark(

#fat boy #baby #hand #hat

part of me is sad he doesnt do this anymore, most of me is glad because it was kinda demonic

#fat boy #shennanigans #cat

getting longer every day

#baby #fat boy #flop #cat #long

what kind of luck is this supposed to bring

#baby #fat boy #flop #cat

though he grew exponentially in his first months of life, glungus was still Incredibly Small

#baby #fat boy #cat

here we see the beginnings of his primary skill, flopping around dramatically like a character in an oscar wilde novel

#baby #fat boy #flop #cat

though the infant glungus was great and terrible, he was also what, in today's terms, could be considered "an idiot"

#glungus #baby #cat

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