Goblin Names

Names for goblins.

[goblin-names]

joe biden the dementia goblin

[goblin-names]

Acct noww!!

Bernie Sanders (allly of goblns evrywere) announcd campain! Go ann tallk to humns! Become one wth natre! Build stuffs horde! Tell to votww an unioniz! Vot for Brnie!

[goblin-names]

Barack Obama the Centrist Goblin

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

in my essay today i will

[dingdongyouarewrong]

worst outcome is an lgbt entertainer who hasn’t actually done anything wrong except make content geared towards children and not personally be consistent with op’s tastes? like dude the stuff he makes is literally made for kids. it’s fine not to like it or find it loud and obnoxious but it’s completely harmless at worst and to act like it’s the worst possible thing you could be is pretty shitty

[bnfdwaawsfs]

fixed it for u bitch

[gif87a-com]

The Book of Names lists each person murdered at Auschwitz

[squishymamasboy]

#and you have to remember how many names are most likely missing#from rushed trains and burned lists#from rushed transports and people who died on the death marchs#what about the names from people who died after their liberation#and then…#this is only Auschwitz#this was the biggest camp yes#but just one of many#and then remember sobibor and belsec#and try not to feel sick

[stokerbramwell]

This is why we punch Nazis. This is why this vile ideology must be stamped out viciously every time it tries to come out of its hole.

Never. Again.

[goblin-names]

Evenn,, gobbln liek me know. Pnch nazis. Nevr again!

[silksweets]

If you like Things and like Having Things, you might be a goblin.

If you think leaves and bugs are cool, you might be a goblin.

If your back is sore because your bag is full of rocks, you might be a goblin.

If you want to pat frogs and make friends with birds, you might be a goblin.

If you have hands and sometimes you Touch stuff, you might be a goblin.

If you don’t fit in among Big People, you might be a goblin. 

If you want to make new friends and start new collections and bond with people over cats and bugs and dirt and ponds and fruit and being messy and happy and making your life your own, you might be a goblin.

[frawgs]

how much scarier would a frog be if it ran instead of hopped .. u just hear plat plat plat plat coming towards u and u look down and it’s a frog going at full speed

[spaceepigeon]

[goblin-names]

Smol freggy boi... must pet,,

[arahir]

really wanna live in a peaceful seaside ghibli town with ambiguous european architecture and bakeries and maybe a field right outside of town where i can have picnics with the love of my life tbh

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Hell world

[pissvortex]

in 12th grade engineering class our army vet teacher made us sign up for the draft

[disordered]

I literally got a phone call from one of these scumbags when I was in HS and I politely told him I’m not interested and that I’d be going to college in the fall and he legit said, “Wow, I’d hate to be such a burden on my parents like that, if you join the army we’d help you pay for school.” And I was just like nahhhh my parents would prefer me in college and hung up

[zvaigzdelasas]

[goblin-names]

Grenda the Good Witch Goblin

[goblin-names]

I hhave new fren!! Do yuo want to know whoo?

[goblin-names]

Tthancc you!!!1!

Thanc you for 30 followwers!!!

[goblin-names]

hngg,,..

gobblin seeson is bac,, Gobblin posts will reysume shirtly.

[goblin-names]

Emmanuel Macron the President of the Republic of France

[goblin-names]

green is a good color. like look et this

beeutifl,,,, this gobln sys.,.

so preety. so spungcy.

happeenes is stord;; in the green

[goblin-names]

Goblinn sisn is over,,,, tim to use my lims to mak my goblin bud for the nxt gnration

[goblin-names]

Gargrof the CEO of Denny's