Noah Kahan
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
art blog(derogatory)
Jules of Nature

JVL
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Monterey Bay Aquarium

shark vs the universe

Kiana Khansmith

Andulka
noise dept.
Stranger Things
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane
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@goblin-san
You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.
I fucking lost it here
This is all I could ever want it to be
Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates.
nah man your dna contains millions of years of totally random bugs, some of which don’t really change anything, some of which are rly bad and annoying, some of which miraculously make the software work better
#so I’m a bethesda game
conventionally attractive person: there's nothing sexier than being yourself! be comfortable in your own skin!!
me, real life goblin with no prospects and a burden to my family:.......right
I added some store tips to a nearby grocery store
in light of the messy ilvermorny stuff, i got talking to @tobermoriansass about an alternative sorting system. i think you’ll find this more than sufficient. welcome to the meme school of witchcraft and wizardry.
HOUSE PEPE
values: lowkey existential despair, ironic nihilism
animal mascot: frog
colours: green and blue
motto: wake me up (wake me up inside)
HOUSE FEELS
values: just trying your best
animal mascot: a sad and pathetic little man
colours: white and red
motto: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
HOUSE DOGE
values: laziness, sardonic humour, vengeance
animal mascot: dog
colours: gold and the unbearable black of the void
motto: much wow
HOUSE NYAN
values: art, music, living & loving life to the fullest
animal mascot: cat
colours: navy and RAINBOW IS A COLOUR SHUT UP!!!!
motto: :3
I laminated a paper towel
why does this have 31 thousand notes
You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.
But wait this is actually freaking me out though, it raises so many questions about the otherwise incomprehensible meaning of life as a collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity
Imagine if one day you were given a choice: Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever again, and get to live forever.
However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always meant to do, what you were supposed to contribute to the overall scheme and future of the life of the universe, your purpose… the whole reason you were even created, even born in the first place. You must give that up. You don’t know what that is. You’ll never know; But, regardless, you say yes.
Perhaps you assume you wouldn’t have made any sort of significant difference anyway. That butterfly effect theory or whatever they call it? Nah, you call bullshit. It doesn’t matter - you don’t matter, at least not to anything outside of your immediate connections - and it’ll all be fine, and you’ll just live forever with minimal (or maybe even no) consequences.
So, yay! You’re now immortal. You’ll never die or get hurt ever again. Wee!
But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you’ve gone through horrible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barely got to know, has passed away, died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched them perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you learn you actually were important in the grand scheme of things. You were supposed to be a key factor in the world’s survival, long ago; but, because of the choice you made (immortality over individual purpose), you were never given the knowledge or awareness or resources or ability to save the world that you were always supposed to obtain, before you unknowingly made the wrongest choice to ever wrong.
Needless to say, you’ve fucked up big time.
The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae, galaxies, solar systems and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and life, all sucked up into absolute, indefinite nothingness.
But you remain.
Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through, suspended in… nothing. With a feeling of such unbelievable loneliness that your feeble brain can hardly perceive, can’t possibly hope to comprehend. Not only are you the only living thing left, you don’t even have one inanimate object to keep you company. You have literally. Nothing. And you are literally nowhere. I mean, technically, you are now the universe - if it would bring you petty comfort to think about it that way. You. Only you. With nothing, no one, nowhere. Forever. And ever. And ever.
All because you thought you didn’t matter. That you had no real, meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference.
But you did. And now look what you’ve gotten yourself into, you silly nugget. You’re gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that eternity, huh?
Or maybe it was out of selfishness. Maybe this wasn’t because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm.
The moral here? Be selfless, and always know and remember that you matter.
Or else, one day, you might destroy the universe. And be left to suffer, and be tortured horribly and endlessly by the void of nothingness that has consumed you. With no way to escape. Ever.
Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point - all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning?
OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON
AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN
A LAMINATED
PAPER
T OW E L
IDK MAN,
I D K
Write. A. Book.
What if I did write a book
and the pages of that book
were made out of
laminated
paper towels
I WASNT GONNA REBLOG UNTIL THAT LAST COMMENT
This messed me up.
jfc tumblr
Frozach Submitted
Wtf did I just read
Local tax collectors hate him!!
Man takes tax evasion to a whole new level: house won’t stop fucking moving
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Before i settle in
This blog will make you feel at peace
let’s kick off this new start with this beatiful antler antler set
Maybe Everyone Else is Dead Too
time to devolve the blog.
it’s time to shitpost.
Tubs is Dead
But this blog is tenacious. We will rise again, Only, I’m outta content, What do you people want to see?
The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.
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