Arcanobiologist

Dead men tell more tales than one might expect

[deadpowol]

[deadelated]

blogger is a portmanteau of blood ogre

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[horribly-precise-transcriptions]

audio: [so‿ɡ̊o ˈbæʔ t̯ʊ̆‿ðᵊ ˌǁ͜klə̃ː˧˨ə́b̚]

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[catcrumb]

[aheathenconceivably]

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

[dogpuppy]

My four year old remembering his tom and jerry phase that was last month

[kyotoprotocols]

[3frogs]

Illustration from the book "Hondo and Fabian" written and illustrated by Peter McCarty

[dogpuppy]

[felacunti]

she did warn him

[hypabeast]

[maykitz]

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

[dogpuppy]

[clubcope]

[todaysbird]

unexplained slide in my little brother’s high school math class PowerPoint

[weirdlandtv]

DISCO DRACULA (1982). From German horror series, John Sinclair.

[70sscifiart]

Everything else aside, you have to admit that this would be the sickest party you’ve ever seen.

[weirdrtvscomments]

[desi-tumblllr-dot-com-deactivat]

Girls w glasses are so cute. Like wow you have beautiful eyes I’m glad you got them framed

[dogpuppy]