I am a Goblin

[goblinlord33]

Fathers will think being a witch is “Cultish” and “Evil” but they wait for the moon to tell the sea to silence its cries and roars so they can capture the spawn of the sea

[goblinlord33]

These poor poor souls starting playing last card next to me, the trash talk is real and the conflict feeds my power, this game alone may restore me to my full glory

[goblinlord33]

Feelin good, feelin like I'm back to my roots! No more tears at risk of death ^^

[goblinlord33]

Had a dream my left eye was gouged out, surprisingly chill 6/10 might have that dream again

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in the market for a new icon…similar to the old ones but featuring a face mask

[nice-try-hoes]

i was interested by this comment by @generation-wholesome so i decided to do a quick sketch

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oof that is just unkind

[goblinlord33]

I had a similar idea but no artistic talent, facehugger gaud is just a great idea

[goblinlord33]

She dreams elsewhere is a pretty awesome game

[goblinlord33]

My goal? Causing others minor discomfort

[goblinlord33]

I will rip your eyes out and fill the empty sockets with the toes of your loved ones

[goblinlord33]

Never pick your nose, leave the mucus for the slugs. They steal it for themselves and retreat before the daylight burns them and grow stronger

[goblinlord33]

Acid reflux is just you reenacting a soda volcano

[goblinlord33]

I don't have blood pumping through me, it's mayonnaise

[goblinlord33]

People ask me to stop clicking my bones but sometimes they do it themselves, what am I meant to do about that? Pull them out and give them a stern talking to that's what

[goblinlord33]

Shakespeare wasn't the ye olde kardashians, he wrote them

[goblinlord33]

He has faded with time, he was to powerful

[goblinlord33]

Introducing; Regretful Rodney

[goblinlord33]

I have done my good deed for the century

I will return to my life of passive aggression

[goblinlord33]

A little grandmother