I wish a niqqa wuld

haha

[dogcunt]

its friday night you know what that means

[dogcunt]

[pomeranian2]

[mcavoy]

[dailytwitterposts]

[god-dangitbobby]

pls post nudes

y

[coltre]

when I randomly spot my own reflection on objects like

[porterr-robinson]

[thebootydiaries]

[unclefather]

*moans goku during sex*

[theonion]

Side Salad Clearly Made From Hamburger Toppings

[alistaire]

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

Lmfaoo^^^

[mjalti]

tbh i am not the person you want to be texting in an emergency, my notifications are off and i’m on Do Not Disturb. i haven’t had a ringtone since the dark years of ‘06. i’ll text u back in four (business) months like “hope that worked out, the Lord works in mysterious ways xx”

[andrewbelami]

[winemom-culture]

Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then

[tankaramo]

me: *has a breakdown over smth stupid* me @ me:

[meanplastic]

[pochowek]

powerade - gives you power

gatorade - makes you an alligator

choose wisely….

[headfirstreverseoceanfalling-de]

*d*rinks both

[pochowek]

y-you cant just do that! you cant do this! Youll overload yourself! youll become too powerful! you cant! dont do this!

[headfirstreverseoceanfalling-de]

[shameshack]

[dkc2]

i would call the police then papa john himself