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Imagine if we got a live action Lorax movie. And Danny Devito was the Lorax.

My sister

#quotes #I felt genuine shock and horror when she said this #but she’s right #the lorax #danny devito

You are a cat in the same way a small marshmallow is a sweet.

My sister at my cat

I think the problem with Christmas EveL is that Jopping already exists and it wasn’t a joke. I’d like to argue that Jopping is more embarrassing, even if it were a joke.

My sister

#quotes #she is an SM stan #she is NOT a SuperM stan #she stans all of the members separately

You know, I know so many people who hate roller coasters and I just want to hit them.

My sister, an AVID rollercoaster defender

#quotes #rollercoaster

Oh no, I accidentally saved a picture of a fish.

My sister

#quotes #fish

The closest thing I’ve ever had to a magus archive like terror is whenever Vinnie sits on me.

My sister, about my cat

#quotes #cats #he’s simply a baby #but he’s also a tiny demon man

‘Cottage pie tastes like singing in the rain feels.’

- My sister

#quotes #singing in the rain #I can’t explain why but this is SO British

The only thing worse than Cthulhu is Shane Dawson.

-My sister

#quotes #cthulhu #shane dawson #Shane Dawson slander (as it should be)

My bones are milk and I am cereal.

-My sister

#quotes #so many people have tried correcting her #but she is so defensive about it

Elmo in Grouchland is the most most heart touching film I’ve ever watched. Schindler’s list pales in comparison to Elmo in Grouchland.

Schindlers list is emotionally manipulative, you know what’s not: Elmo in Grouchland.

-My sister, trying to explain why she claimed Elmo in Grouchland as a cinematic masterpiece

#quotes #elmo in grouchland #Schindler’s list slander #film critiques from an actual film student are fascinating

You get 3 shots in and it’s gonna look like a lot like Go-ape.

-My sister about her unis ‘abstract’ ww2 memorial

#quotes #uni student #every phot I have ever seen of it online has had people climbing on it #even like news articles #but apparently it’s protected and you aren’t supposed to touch it??

You put your life in his hands. He doesn’t even have hand.

My sister because I kissed my cat on the nose and she’s scared of him

#quotes #cat owner #I trust this tiny man with my life #cats

Cringe culture is dead. You know what that means? We can fully enjoy Glee Karaoke Revolution.

My sister

#quotes #glee karaoke revolution is a masterpiece #cringe culture is dead

Shut up. SHUT UP. I’m not being diagnosed for being a Shinji kinnie.

My sister

#quotes #shinji ikari #evangelion shinji #evangelion #shinnie

Werewolves are just puppies until I have to run from one personally.

-My sister

#quotes #werewolves

I haven’t been making friends. I’ve been making petty, petty plans.

My sister, about to fuck some things up (out of pettiness and rage)

#quotes #some people went behind her back to be dicks #and she’s handling that well #and by well #I mean she’s going behind their backs to also be a dick #but in a fun and cool way

I’m going through my videos as if they’re the problem and not the 600 pictures of Kurapika.

-my sister has been going through her videos (unsuccessfully) to try deleting some so that she actually has enough room on her phone for anything

#quotes #kurapika #hxh 2011 #hunter x hunter

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