NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!

Yo, name's Dylan. This is an Ask/RP/General Blog for Prof. Membrane and other Zim Shit, and also my shitposty paradise. You'll get a dash  of everything. Welcome to the void, I'll be pretty active. May contain some nsfw, but if you're fine with that then come on down you juicy hallucenations. Oh yeah there's art too.

[god-membrane]

((wanted to thank you for the follow!)

*Finger guns*

Yeh.

[god-membrane]

Where's your motivation, Membrane-HYOoman? [~the-almighty-zim]

` RIGHT HERE! `

[doomguy-and-chumchum]

professor membrane but he’s scary and the kids aren’t allowed in the basement

[the-almighty-zim]

I'm scared but in a good way

[god-membrane]

SCIENCE TIME

[god-membrane]

*Zim wandered over, his face flushed with embarrassment before reaching up to grope Membrane's chest firmly, not making any eye contact.* "ZIM IS GOING THROUGH SOME... EMOTIONS!!" [~the-almighty-zim]

Oddly, Membrane didn’t grab his arm and snap it like a twig. He could have, truly, but he… Didn’t. He allowed it, and enjoyed it no less… From Zim. He had practically melted, his entire face turning a dark shade of red, though he covered his face with one hand…

He was practically melting…

[the-almighty-zim]

Eugh… M-Maybe I shouldn’t have done that! Or, uh-

I mean, I think it’s FUNNY to see you so weak, HAH!!

[god-membrane]

All Membrane could do was let out a cough before clearing his throat. He felt embarrassed alright… Though all he could think of saying was…

Simply saying he was sorry.

[the-almighty-zim]

ZIM does not need your “APOLOGIES”! Er, I never said it was a bad feeling… WAIT, DON’T TAKE THAT THE WRONG WAY I- HrGH! YOU MAKE NO SENSE!!!

[He crossed his arms, becoming more flustered at himself and his confusing emotions building for Membrane. For now, he would be nice to the man, but he was very unsure of this foreign feeling.]

[god-membrane]

Membrane had let out the tiniest of a chuckle, though he held it back for the most part, having he didn’t want to seem rude. He seemed to stare in silence for a bit, before raising a hand…

And gentle he pet Zim on the head, ruffling his hair gently.

“You are quite something…`

[the-almighty-zim]

Mrrrgh~! Touching ZIM?! MAYBE it isn’t as bad as it would be if it were another HYOOMAN… I like that. Do it more, ZIM commands you!

[Zim had suddenly gripped onto Membrane’s lab coat and nuzzled into it instinctively, almost as if he weren’t in control of his actions at the moment. He felt no NEED to do this, but his body defied him! A gentle purr would soon escape his throat as well, adding to his needy and behavior. Needy for what? Zim didn’t know… But apparently his brain had other plans.]

[god-membrane]

Membrane had jolted just the tiniest bit when Zim had just about clung to him, but he had no objections, go figure. If anything, he seemed quite pleased, even if there wasn’t much of a facial expression to read. He continued very gently petting Zim.

Though after a few moments, he had suddenly crouched down and instead, lifted him into his arms. With ease no less.

` How about this instead – ? `

[the-almighty-zim]

Ooh… ZIM does enjoy this odd gesture. I am being treated as I should be! Brilliant-

[Sadly, since Membrane had been messing with Zim’s wig, it had started to gently slide off without Zim even noticing! His purrs only continued before feeling the cold on his now free antennaes, the two appendages jumping up to their natural position and twitching.]

[god-membrane]

He watched the wig fall to the ground, right before his very eyes, but his reaction wasn’t immediate. Though, he was staring Zim down of course, really taking him in. Though, he didn’t freak out, or drop him, but the realization hit him.

` So… He was right all along. I suppose I owe that Dib an apology, don’t I? `

He chuckled a bit, but he wasn’t really… Shaken, despite holding an entire alien. He was merely curious. One arm would keep Zim properly supported. while his other hand moved up and would gently grab one of his antennae.

` How fascinating… `

[the-almighty-zim]

THE DIB HUMAN WAS NOT… I-

[Zim couldn’t think straight, he was definitly nervous now. Though, he couldn’t do a single thing about what Membrane would do to him, eyes following the male’s gloved hand as it made its was upward. Zim swallowed dryly before jolting at a sudden grab at one of the weakest parts of his body: His antennaes.]

L-Let go of that… NOW! That’s not for HYOOMAN hands, o-or ANYONE’S!

[His body stiffened a bit, voice dropping to a more desprate tone, mixed with the creeping fear of being sliced open for other humans to see. This was definitly unlike Zim in many ways, his confidence dropping quite a bit. It was a miracle he didn’t immediately start to kick and scream! It must have been the antennae situation…]

[god-membrane]

Unfortunately for Zim, Membrane was completely oblivious to the effects of his touch. He was lost in his own curiosity, really, so of course it didn’t immediately come into light. If one could see his eyes they would probably be filled with stars.

` I can’t believe he was right all this time… Friends with an alien… Truly something else, I can’t even describe… ` ` How do reproduce? What is your lifespan? Are you all this small? `

The sheer curiosity was as high as his blatant obliviousness.

.

[the-almighty-zim]

I… ZIM does not understand, why have you not taken me away to study my amazing organs?!

[Zim bit his lip, tears forming as he help back any sort of urges trying to show. Now Zim was gently tugging his head away from Membrane’s grip, before one of the questions he had asked caused Zim to become flustered once more.]

REPRODUCE?! Utterly disgusting! We Irkens do not “reproduce” like you FILTHY HYOOMANS, WE ARE ABOVE SUCH THINGS! STOP ASKING QUESTIONS, STOP TOUCHING ME, MY BODY DEFIES ME-

[god-membrane]

` … Not like humans? Then how do you? Now you have ALL of my attention! You simply MUST answer! `

The question on why he hadn’t dissected him had flew right over Membrane’s head while he poured out more questions. But at the least, Zim was spared of the grip on his antennae. Though now, he was tugging at Zim’s clothes. That wasn’t good.

` You must show me! `

[the-almighty-zim]

WAIT, WAIT!! DON’T TOUCH MEEE!! THAT IS NOT FOR HYOOMAN EYES, HOW DISGUSTING-

[Zim squirmed and struggled in Membrane’s grasp now, letting out a very LOUD squeal as Membrane attempted to strip the poor alien.]

[What Membrane didn’t know was that even if he succeeded in stripping Zim of his clothes, there wouldn’t be much to see. Lucky for Zim, his reproductive organs weren’t going to be easy to find.]

[god-membrane]

` No! Do not squirm!! This is all for science, there is nothing to fear! STOP WRIGGLING! `

` If you will not cooperate then you will leave me NO CHOICE! `

It was a rarity for Membrane to get angry, or frustrated, so Zim should feel lucky to push him that far. Or Unlucky, really, because now he wasn’t going to be so… Gentle.

` It is… For scientific… RESEARCH. `

Without another warning for the poor Irken, Membrane had outright ripped Zim’s clothes from his body, with ease no less.

[the-almighty-zim]

[Zim was utterly disgusted! He was finally stirpped of his uniform, only his PAK and gloves remaining. This induced more fear than embarrassment now, Zim falling to the ground after enough wriggling and twisting, and attempting escape.]

I-I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED A SMELLY, DISGUSTING, UNFORGIVING, HORRIBLE HYOOMAN! LEAVE ME ALONE, OR… OR ELSE I’LL DESTROOOYYY YOOOUUU!!

[god-membrane]

` I’M NOT DONE YET – ! `

Without even thinking, Membrane had grabbed both of Zim’s antennae the moment he had wriggled out of his arms, and instinctively he yanked the poor Irken, back to him.

[the-almighty-zim]

[Once he was brought back to Membrane’s grasp, Zim couldn’t help but let out a loud moan at the feeling of Membrane tugging at his antennaes in such a way. Of course, he didn’t intend for this to happen, letting out a vicious growl instead.]

YOU WIN-YOU WIN! I beg of you, stop this madness! Just end it already, end it ALLL!!

[His body went limp in defeat, still flustered from the little incident a moment ago. For once, Zim had given up.]

[god-membrane]

The moan had made Membrane completely freeze up at first. He was completely stiff, clearly processing what he had just heard. It took a few moments before he had actually realized…

He had become a flustered mess, but at the very least, he did let Zim go. Once he did, he instinctively moved one hand up to his face to try to hide the fact, but there was no hiding how his face was cherry red.

[the-almighty-zim]

Now… I suggest you KEEP those filthy fingers away from me, or else I’ll take them off MYSELF!!

[Once Zim had been let go, he couldn’t help but grin at how Membrane’s stupidity! Letting him go wasn’t exactly smart, Zim now taking those annoying contacts out of his eyes and revealing his deep ruby eyes. Two robotic appendages started to emerge from the odd device attatched to his body, raising above his head in a threatening way. He didn’t even care that he was completely nude anymore! Something had taken over the little alien’s mind, an urge to attack!]

I have given you many chances to leave me alone, and your STUPID HYOOMAN brain couldn’t comprehend! NOW YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE!!

[god-membrane]

` Hurgh…`

Membrane had let out a sort of whine, though he had quickly regained most of his focus once Zim to actually seemed… Like a threat, for once. However, he wasn’t afraid, no he was more intrigued! His eyes locked onto the device for a moment, before his gaze shifted to Zim’s unusual eyes. How fascinating… Though again he pulled himself into a more focused state; while calmly speaking up, and even taking a step back.

` … Now, let’s not do anything reckless. I don’t WANT to hurt, or fight you. `

` Though it would hurt me IF it would come to that…`

[the-almighty-zim]

You filthy little…

[Zim let out a nasty hiss, PAK arms lowering as he mumbled to himself. He DID have the intention of hurting Membrane for a moment, but out of the blue, an idea had popped into the malicious alien’s head. Zim’s posture and expression had suddenly changed, his glare turning into a sort of puppy-eyed stare and allowed his PAK arms to retreat. With one quick movement, he had sat onto the ground and looked up to Membrane. Seemed like he was going to attempt something really stupid…]

OOOHh I am FEARFUL… Maybe I SHOULD listen to your useless threats, yes? That does look quite, ERgh, “Scary”… Why don’t we try to uh-UHM, get to kNOOOW each other! Yes, ZIM will be kind! I was only kiddingggg, pshh! Now put those weird arm-things away and return my clothing, yes?

[god-membrane]

Truth be told, Membrane really did know better than to just drop his guard, but at the same time. . . That face was really grabbing at him. He stared for a good few moments, before the glow that pierced through his gloves, would fade away. He would stare for a few more moments before lowering his arms as a whole, but he still looked...Skeptical.

` Alright, fine. . . `

He mumbled a bit, but at the least he didn’t blast him to orbit. Stepping closer, Membrane would pick up Zim’s clothes and he would crouch down before Zim, handing them back slowly.

[tall-irkens]

now kiss

[god-membrane]

Clench.

[god-membrane]

Conversation with friends earlier talked about under Membrane’s cloak. Pants? Never heard of it. NOt even a shirt.

The first suggestion was a thong, which is great on its own but booty shorts with “God” across the crotch and “killer” on the back was a godsend idea, so I crafted:

The worst thing I have ever drawn. That’s all he wears under the coat, good day.

[god-membrane]

Why do you wear the collar over your mouth, Professor? Are you hiding something, or is it just a fashion choice of yours? 👀

` Humans are filthy! `

[god-membrane]

*Zim wandered over, his face flushed with embarrassment before reaching up to grope Membrane's chest firmly, not making any eye contact.* "ZIM IS GOING THROUGH SOME... EMOTIONS!!" [~the-almighty-zim]

Oddly, Membrane didn’t grab his arm and snap it like a twig. He could have, truly, but he… Didn’t. He allowed it, and enjoyed it no less… From Zim. He had practically melted, his entire face turning a dark shade of red, though he covered his face with one hand…

He was practically melting…

[the-almighty-zim]

Eugh… M-Maybe I shouldn’t have done that! Or, uh-

I mean, I think it’s FUNNY to see you so weak, HAH!!

[god-membrane]

All Membrane could do was let out a cough before clearing his throat. He felt embarrassed alright… Though all he could think of saying was…

Simply saying he was sorry.

[the-almighty-zim]

ZIM does not need your “APOLOGIES”! Er, I never said it was a bad feeling… WAIT, DON’T TAKE THAT THE WRONG WAY I- HrGH! YOU MAKE NO SENSE!!!

[He crossed his arms, becoming more flustered at himself and his confusing emotions building for Membrane. For now, he would be nice to the man, but he was very unsure of this foreign feeling.]

[god-membrane]

Membrane had let out the tiniest of a chuckle, though he held it back for the most part, having he didn’t want to seem rude. He seemed to stare in silence for a bit, before raising a hand…

And gentle he pet Zim on the head, ruffling his hair gently.

“You are quite something…`

[the-almighty-zim]

Mrrrgh~! Touching ZIM?! MAYBE it isn’t as bad as it would be if it were another HYOOMAN… I like that. Do it more, ZIM commands you!

[Zim had suddenly gripped onto Membrane’s lab coat and nuzzled into it instinctively, almost as if he weren’t in control of his actions at the moment. He felt no NEED to do this, but his body defied him! A gentle purr would soon escape his throat as well, adding to his needy and behavior. Needy for what? Zim didn’t know… But apparently his brain had other plans.]

[god-membrane]

Membrane had jolted just the tiniest bit when Zim had just about clung to him, but he had no objections, go figure. If anything, he seemed quite pleased, even if there wasn’t much of a facial expression to read. He continued very gently petting Zim.

Though after a few moments, he had suddenly crouched down and instead, lifted him into his arms. With ease no less.

` How about this instead – ? `

[the-almighty-zim]

Ooh… ZIM does enjoy this odd gesture. I am being treated as I should be! Brilliant-

[Sadly, since Membrane had been messing with Zim’s wig, it had started to gently slide off without Zim even noticing! His purrs only continued before feeling the cold on his now free antennaes, the two appendages jumping up to their natural position and twitching.]

[god-membrane]

He watched the wig fall to the ground, right before his very eyes, but his reaction wasn’t immediate. Though, he was staring Zim down of course, really taking him in. Though, he didn’t freak out, or drop him, but the realization hit him.

` So… He was right all along. I suppose I owe that Dib an apology, don’t I? `

He chuckled a bit, but he wasn’t really… Shaken, despite holding an entire alien. He was merely curious. One arm would keep Zim properly supported. while his other hand moved up and would gently grab one of his antennae.

` How fascinating… `

[the-almighty-zim]

THE DIB HUMAN WAS NOT… I-

[Zim couldn’t think straight, he was definitly nervous now. Though, he couldn’t do a single thing about what Membrane would do to him, eyes following the male’s gloved hand as it made its was upward. Zim swallowed dryly before jolting at a sudden grab at one of the weakest parts of his body: His antennaes.]

L-Let go of that… NOW! That’s not for HYOOMAN hands, o-or ANYONE’S!

[His body stiffened a bit, voice dropping to a more desprate tone, mixed with the creeping fear of being sliced open for other humans to see. This was definitly unlike Zim in many ways, his confidence dropping quite a bit. It was a miracle he didn’t immediately start to kick and scream! It must have been the antennae situation…]

[god-membrane]

Unfortunately for Zim, Membrane was completely oblivious to the effects of his touch. He was lost in his own curiosity, really, so of course it didn’t immediately come into light. If one could see his eyes they would probably be filled with stars.

` I can’t believe he was right all this time… Friends with an alien… Truly something else, I can’t even describe… ` ` How do reproduce? What is your lifespan? Are you all this small? `

The sheer curiosity was as high as his blatant obliviousness.

.

[the-almighty-zim]

I… ZIM does not understand, why have you not taken me away to study my amazing organs?!

[Zim bit his lip, tears forming as he help back any sort of urges trying to show. Now Zim was gently tugging his head away from Membrane’s grip, before one of the questions he had asked caused Zim to become flustered once more.]

REPRODUCE?! Utterly disgusting! We Irkens do not “reproduce” like you FILTHY HYOOMANS, WE ARE ABOVE SUCH THINGS! STOP ASKING QUESTIONS, STOP TOUCHING ME, MY BODY DEFIES ME-

[god-membrane]

` … Not like humans? Then how do you? Now you have ALL of my attention! You simply MUST answer! `

The question on why he hadn’t dissected him had flew right over Membrane’s head while he poured out more questions. But at the least, Zim was spared of the grip on his antennae. Though now, he was tugging at Zim’s clothes. That wasn’t good.

` You must show me! `

[the-almighty-zim]

WAIT, WAIT!! DON’T TOUCH MEEE!! THAT IS NOT FOR HYOOMAN EYES, HOW DISGUSTING-

[Zim squirmed and struggled in Membrane’s grasp now, letting out a very LOUD squeal as Membrane attempted to strip the poor alien.]

[What Membrane didn’t know was that even if he succeeded in stripping Zim of his clothes, there wouldn’t be much to see. Lucky for Zim, his reproductive organs weren’t going to be easy to find.]

[god-membrane]

` No! Do not squirm!! This is all for science, there is nothing to fear! STOP WRIGGLING! `

` If you will not cooperate then you will leave me NO CHOICE! `

It was a rarity for Membrane to get angry, or frustrated, so Zim should feel lucky to push him that far. Or Unlucky, really, because now he wasn’t going to be so… Gentle.

` It is… For scientific… RESEARCH. `

Without another warning for the poor Irken, Membrane had outright ripped Zim’s clothes from his body, with ease no less.

[the-almighty-zim]

[Zim was utterly disgusted! He was finally stirpped of his uniform, only his PAK and gloves remaining. This induced more fear than embarrassment now, Zim falling to the ground after enough wriggling and twisting, and attempting escape.]

I-I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED A SMELLY, DISGUSTING, UNFORGIVING, HORRIBLE HYOOMAN! LEAVE ME ALONE, OR… OR ELSE I’LL DESTROOOYYY YOOOUUU!!

[god-membrane]

` I’M NOT DONE YET – ! `

Without even thinking, Membrane had grabbed both of Zim’s antennae the moment he had wriggled out of his arms, and instinctively he yanked the poor Irken, back to him.

[the-almighty-zim]

[Once he was brought back to Membrane’s grasp, Zim couldn’t help but let out a loud moan at the feeling of Membrane tugging at his antennaes in such a way. Of course, he didn’t intend for this to happen, letting out a vicious growl instead.]

YOU WIN-YOU WIN! I beg of you, stop this madness! Just end it already, end it ALLL!!

[His body went limp in defeat, still flustered from the little incident a moment ago. For once, Zim had given up.]

[god-membrane]

The moan had made Membrane completely freeze up at first. He was completely stiff, clearly processing what he had just heard. It took a few moments before he had actually realized…

He had become a flustered mess, but at the very least, he did let Zim go. Once he did, he instinctively moved one hand up to his face to try to hide the fact, but there was no hiding how his face was cherry red.

[the-almighty-zim]

Now… I suggest you KEEP those filthy fingers away from me, or else I’ll take them off MYSELF!!

[Once Zim had been let go, he couldn’t help but grin at how Membrane’s stupidity! Letting him go wasn’t exactly smart, Zim now taking those annoying contacts out of his eyes and revealing his deep ruby eyes. Two robotic appendages started to emerge from the odd device attatched to his body, raising above his head in a threatening way. He didn’t even care that he was completely nude anymore! Something had taken over the little alien’s mind, an urge to attack!]

I have given you many chances to leave me alone, and your STUPID HYOOMAN brain couldn’t comprehend! NOW YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE!!

[god-membrane]

` Hurgh. . .`

Membrane had let out a sort of whine, though he had quickly regained most of his focus once Zim to actually seemed. . . Like a threat, for once. However, he wasn’t afraid, no he was more intrigued! His eyes locked onto the device for a moment, before his gaze shifted to Zim’s unusual eyes. How fascinating. . . Though again he pulled himself into a more focused state; while calmly speaking up, and even taking a step back.

` . . . Now, let’s not do anything reckless. I don’t WANT to hurt, or fight you. `

` Though it would hurt me IF it would come to that. . .`

[enoch-xyz]

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i made another abomination!

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[the-almighty-zim]

Zim boutta go clown mode in a minute

[god-membrane]

*Zim wandered over, his face flushed with embarrassment before reaching up to grope Membrane's chest firmly, not making any eye contact.* "ZIM IS GOING THROUGH SOME... EMOTIONS!!" [~the-almighty-zim]

Oddly, Membrane didn’t grab his arm and snap it like a twig. He could have, truly, but he… Didn’t. He allowed it, and enjoyed it no less… From Zim. He had practically melted, his entire face turning a dark shade of red, though he covered his face with one hand…

He was practically melting…

[the-almighty-zim]

Eugh… M-Maybe I shouldn’t have done that! Or, uh-

I mean, I think it’s FUNNY to see you so weak, HAH!!

[god-membrane]

All Membrane could do was let out a cough before clearing his throat. He felt embarrassed alright… Though all he could think of saying was…

Simply saying he was sorry.

[the-almighty-zim]

ZIM does not need your “APOLOGIES”! Er, I never said it was a bad feeling… WAIT, DON’T TAKE THAT THE WRONG WAY I- HrGH! YOU MAKE NO SENSE!!!

[He crossed his arms, becoming more flustered at himself and his confusing emotions building for Membrane. For now, he would be nice to the man, but he was very unsure of this foreign feeling.]

[god-membrane]

Membrane had let out the tiniest of a chuckle, though he held it back for the most part, having he didn’t want to seem rude. He seemed to stare in silence for a bit, before raising a hand…

And gentle he pet Zim on the head, ruffling his hair gently.

“You are quite something…`

[the-almighty-zim]

Mrrrgh~! Touching ZIM?! MAYBE it isn’t as bad as it would be if it were another HYOOMAN… I like that. Do it more, ZIM commands you!

[Zim had suddenly gripped onto Membrane’s lab coat and nuzzled into it instinctively, almost as if he weren’t in control of his actions at the moment. He felt no NEED to do this, but his body defied him! A gentle purr would soon escape his throat as well, adding to his needy and behavior. Needy for what? Zim didn’t know… But apparently his brain had other plans.]

[god-membrane]

Membrane had jolted just the tiniest bit when Zim had just about clung to him, but he had no objections, go figure. If anything, he seemed quite pleased, even if there wasn’t much of a facial expression to read. He continued very gently petting Zim.

Though after a few moments, he had suddenly crouched down and instead, lifted him into his arms. With ease no less.

` How about this instead – ? `

[the-almighty-zim]

Ooh… ZIM does enjoy this odd gesture. I am being treated as I should be! Brilliant-

[Sadly, since Membrane had been messing with Zim’s wig, it had started to gently slide off without Zim even noticing! His purrs only continued before feeling the cold on his now free antennaes, the two appendages jumping up to their natural position and twitching.]

[god-membrane]

He watched the wig fall to the ground, right before his very eyes, but his reaction wasn’t immediate. Though, he was staring Zim down of course, really taking him in. Though, he didn’t freak out, or drop him, but the realization hit him.

` So… He was right all along. I suppose I owe that Dib an apology, don’t I? `

He chuckled a bit, but he wasn’t really… Shaken, despite holding an entire alien. He was merely curious. One arm would keep Zim properly supported. while his other hand moved up and would gently grab one of his antennae.

` How fascinating… `

[the-almighty-zim]

THE DIB HUMAN WAS NOT… I-

[Zim couldn’t think straight, he was definitly nervous now. Though, he couldn’t do a single thing about what Membrane would do to him, eyes following the male’s gloved hand as it made its was upward. Zim swallowed dryly before jolting at a sudden grab at one of the weakest parts of his body: His antennaes.]

L-Let go of that… NOW! That’s not for HYOOMAN hands, o-or ANYONE’S!

[His body stiffened a bit, voice dropping to a more desprate tone, mixed with the creeping fear of being sliced open for other humans to see. This was definitly unlike Zim in many ways, his confidence dropping quite a bit. It was a miracle he didn’t immediately start to kick and scream! It must have been the antennae situation…]

[god-membrane]

Unfortunately for Zim, Membrane was completely oblivious to the effects of his touch. He was lost in his own curiosity, really, so of course it didn’t immediately come into light. If one could see his eyes they would probably be filled with stars.

` I can’t believe he was right all this time… Friends with an alien… Truly something else, I can’t even describe… ` ` How do reproduce? What is your lifespan? Are you all this small? `

The sheer curiosity was as high as his blatant obliviousness.

.

[the-almighty-zim]

I… ZIM does not understand, why have you not taken me away to study my amazing organs?!

[Zim bit his lip, tears forming as he help back any sort of urges trying to show. Now Zim was gently tugging his head away from Membrane’s grip, before one of the questions he had asked caused Zim to become flustered once more.]

REPRODUCE?! Utterly disgusting! We Irkens do not “reproduce” like you FILTHY HYOOMANS, WE ARE ABOVE SUCH THINGS! STOP ASKING QUESTIONS, STOP TOUCHING ME, MY BODY DEFIES ME-

[god-membrane]

` … Not like humans? Then how do you? Now you have ALL of my attention! You simply MUST answer! `

The question on why he hadn’t dissected him had flew right over Membrane’s head while he poured out more questions. But at the least, Zim was spared of the grip on his antennae. Though now, he was tugging at Zim’s clothes. That wasn’t good.

` You must show me! `

[the-almighty-zim]

WAIT, WAIT!! DON’T TOUCH MEEE!! THAT IS NOT FOR HYOOMAN EYES, HOW DISGUSTING-

[Zim squirmed and struggled in Membrane’s grasp now, letting out a very LOUD squeal as Membrane attempted to strip the poor alien.]

[What Membrane didn’t know was that even if he succeeded in stripping Zim of his clothes, there wouldn’t be much to see. Lucky for Zim, his reproductive organs weren’t going to be easy to find.]

[god-membrane]

` No! Do not squirm!! This is all for science, there is nothing to fear! STOP WRIGGLING! `

` If you will not cooperate then you will leave me NO CHOICE! `

It was a rarity for Membrane to get angry, or frustrated, so Zim should feel lucky to push him that far. Or Unlucky, really, because now he wasn’t going to be so… Gentle.

` It is… For scientific… RESEARCH. `

Without another warning for the poor Irken, Membrane had outright ripped Zim’s clothes from his body, with ease no less.

[the-almighty-zim]

[Zim was utterly disgusted! He was finally stirpped of his uniform, only his PAK and gloves remaining. This induced more fear than embarrassment now, Zim falling to the ground after enough wriggling and twisting, and attempting escape.]

I-I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED A SMELLY, DISGUSTING, UNFORGIVING, HORRIBLE HYOOMAN! LEAVE ME ALONE, OR… OR ELSE I’LL DESTROOOYYY YOOOUUU!!

[god-membrane]

` I’M NOT DONE YET – ! `

Without even thinking, Membrane had grabbed both of Zim’s antennae the moment he had wriggled out of his arms, and instinctively he yanked the poor Irken, back to him.

[the-almighty-zim]

[Once he was brought back to Membrane’s grasp, Zim couldn’t help but let out a loud moan at the feeling of Membrane tugging at his antennaes in such a way. Of course, he didn’t intend for this to happen, letting out a vicious growl instead.]

YOU WIN-YOU WIN! I beg of you, stop this madness! Just end it already, end it ALLL!!

[His body went limp in defeat, still flustered from the little incident a moment ago. For once, Zim had given up.]

[god-membrane]

The moan had made Membrane completely freeze up at first. He was completely stiff, clearly processing what he had just heard. It took a few moments before he had actually realized. . .

He had become a flustered mess, but at the very least, he did let Zim go. Once he did, he instinctively moved one hand up to his face to try to hide the fact, but there was no hiding how his face was cherry red.

[god-membrane]

[god-membrane]

Don't you think you should be wary of what you're posting?

[god-membrane]

Also damn it’s my blog, I can do whatever I want with it and nobody will bat an eye. Why does it concern you? Oh wait! It doesn’t. Kek.

[god-membrane]

Don't you think you should be wary of what you're posting?

[god-membrane]

*Zim wandered over, his face flushed with embarrassment before reaching up to grope Membrane's chest firmly, not making any eye contact.* "ZIM IS GOING THROUGH SOME... EMOTIONS!!" [~the-almighty-zim]

Oddly, Membrane didn’t grab his arm and snap it like a twig. He could have, truly, but he… Didn’t. He allowed it, and enjoyed it no less… From Zim. He had practically melted, his entire face turning a dark shade of red, though he covered his face with one hand…

He was practically melting…

[the-almighty-zim]

Eugh… M-Maybe I shouldn’t have done that! Or, uh-

I mean, I think it’s FUNNY to see you so weak, HAH!!

[god-membrane]

All Membrane could do was let out a cough before clearing his throat. He felt embarrassed alright… Though all he could think of saying was…

Simply saying he was sorry.

[the-almighty-zim]

ZIM does not need your “APOLOGIES”! Er, I never said it was a bad feeling… WAIT, DON’T TAKE THAT THE WRONG WAY I- HrGH! YOU MAKE NO SENSE!!!

[He crossed his arms, becoming more flustered at himself and his confusing emotions building for Membrane. For now, he would be nice to the man, but he was very unsure of this foreign feeling.]

[god-membrane]

Membrane had let out the tiniest of a chuckle, though he held it back for the most part, having he didn’t want to seem rude. He seemed to stare in silence for a bit, before raising a hand…

And gentle he pet Zim on the head, ruffling his hair gently.

“You are quite something…`

[the-almighty-zim]

Mrrrgh~! Touching ZIM?! MAYBE it isn’t as bad as it would be if it were another HYOOMAN… I like that. Do it more, ZIM commands you!

[Zim had suddenly gripped onto Membrane’s lab coat and nuzzled into it instinctively, almost as if he weren’t in control of his actions at the moment. He felt no NEED to do this, but his body defied him! A gentle purr would soon escape his throat as well, adding to his needy and behavior. Needy for what? Zim didn’t know… But apparently his brain had other plans.]

[god-membrane]

Membrane had jolted just the tiniest bit when Zim had just about clung to him, but he had no objections, go figure. If anything, he seemed quite pleased, even if there wasn’t much of a facial expression to read. He continued very gently petting Zim.

Though after a few moments, he had suddenly crouched down and instead, lifted him into his arms. With ease no less.

` How about this instead – ? `

[the-almighty-zim]

Ooh… ZIM does enjoy this odd gesture. I am being treated as I should be! Brilliant-

[Sadly, since Membrane had been messing with Zim’s wig, it had started to gently slide off without Zim even noticing! His purrs only continued before feeling the cold on his now free antennaes, the two appendages jumping up to their natural position and twitching.]

[god-membrane]

He watched the wig fall to the ground, right before his very eyes, but his reaction wasn’t immediate. Though, he was staring Zim down of course, really taking him in. Though, he didn’t freak out, or drop him, but the realization hit him.

` So… He was right all along. I suppose I owe that Dib an apology, don’t I? `

He chuckled a bit, but he wasn’t really… Shaken, despite holding an entire alien. He was merely curious. One arm would keep Zim properly supported. while his other hand moved up and would gently grab one of his antennae.

` How fascinating… `

[the-almighty-zim]

THE DIB HUMAN WAS NOT… I-

[Zim couldn’t think straight, he was definitly nervous now. Though, he couldn’t do a single thing about what Membrane would do to him, eyes following the male’s gloved hand as it made its was upward. Zim swallowed dryly before jolting at a sudden grab at one of the weakest parts of his body: His antennaes.]

L-Let go of that… NOW! That’s not for HYOOMAN hands, o-or ANYONE’S!

[His body stiffened a bit, voice dropping to a more desprate tone, mixed with the creeping fear of being sliced open for other humans to see. This was definitly unlike Zim in many ways, his confidence dropping quite a bit. It was a miracle he didn’t immediately start to kick and scream! It must have been the antennae situation…]

[god-membrane]

Unfortunately for Zim, Membrane was completely oblivious to the effects of his touch. He was lost in his own curiosity, really, so of course it didn’t immediately come into light. If one could see his eyes they would probably be filled with stars.

` I can’t believe he was right all this time… Friends with an alien… Truly something else, I can’t even describe… ` ` How do reproduce? What is your lifespan? Are you all this small? `

The sheer curiosity was as high as his blatant obliviousness.

.

[the-almighty-zim]

I… ZIM does not understand, why have you not taken me away to study my amazing organs?!

[Zim bit his lip, tears forming as he help back any sort of urges trying to show. Now Zim was gently tugging his head away from Membrane’s grip, before one of the questions he had asked caused Zim to become flustered once more.]

REPRODUCE?! Utterly disgusting! We Irkens do not “reproduce” like you FILTHY HYOOMANS, WE ARE ABOVE SUCH THINGS! STOP ASKING QUESTIONS, STOP TOUCHING ME, MY BODY DEFIES ME-

[god-membrane]

` … Not like humans? Then how do you? Now you have ALL of my attention! You simply MUST answer! `

The question on why he hadn’t dissected him had flew right over Membrane’s head while he poured out more questions. But at the least, Zim was spared of the grip on his antennae. Though now, he was tugging at Zim’s clothes. That wasn’t good.

` You must show me! `

[the-almighty-zim]

WAIT, WAIT!! DON’T TOUCH MEEE!! THAT IS NOT FOR HYOOMAN EYES, HOW DISGUSTING-

[Zim squirmed and struggled in Membrane’s grasp now, letting out a very LOUD squeal as Membrane attempted to strip the poor alien.]

[What Membrane didn’t know was that even if he succeeded in stripping Zim of his clothes, there wouldn’t be much to see. Lucky for Zim, his reproductive organs weren’t going to be easy to find.]

[god-membrane]

` No! Do not squirm!! This is all for science, there is nothing to fear! STOP WRIGGLING! `

` If you will not cooperate then you will leave me NO CHOICE! `

It was a rarity for Membrane to get angry, or frustrated, so Zim should feel lucky to push him that far. Or Unlucky, really, because now he wasn’t going to be so… Gentle.

` It is… For scientific… RESEARCH. `

Without another warning for the poor Irken, Membrane had outright ripped Zim’s clothes from his body, with ease no less.

[the-almighty-zim]

[Zim was utterly disgusted! He was finally stirpped of his uniform, only his PAK and gloves remaining. This induced more fear than embarrassment now, Zim falling to the ground after enough wriggling and twisting, and attempting escape.]

I-I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED A SMELLY, DISGUSTING, UNFORGIVING, HORRIBLE HYOOMAN! LEAVE ME ALONE, OR… OR ELSE I’LL DESTROOOYYY YOOOUUU!!

[god-membrane]

` I’M NOT DONE YET -- ! `

Without even thinking, Membrane had grabbed both of Zim’s antennae the moment he had wriggled out of his arms, and instinctively he yanked the poor Irken, back to him.

[god-membrane]

is that true that you don't wear any pants

That meant the answer is indeed yes. . .

[god-membrane]

*Zim wandered over, his face flushed with embarrassment before reaching up to grope Membrane's chest firmly, not making any eye contact.* "ZIM IS GOING THROUGH SOME... EMOTIONS!!" [~the-almighty-zim]

Oddly, Membrane didn’t grab his arm and snap it like a twig. He could have, truly, but he… Didn’t. He allowed it, and enjoyed it no less… From Zim. He had practically melted, his entire face turning a dark shade of red, though he covered his face with one hand…

He was practically melting…

[the-almighty-zim]

Eugh… M-Maybe I shouldn’t have done that! Or, uh-

I mean, I think it’s FUNNY to see you so weak, HAH!!

[god-membrane]

All Membrane could do was let out a cough before clearing his throat. He felt embarrassed alright… Though all he could think of saying was…

Simply saying he was sorry.

[the-almighty-zim]

ZIM does not need your “APOLOGIES”! Er, I never said it was a bad feeling… WAIT, DON’T TAKE THAT THE WRONG WAY I- HrGH! YOU MAKE NO SENSE!!!

[He crossed his arms, becoming more flustered at himself and his confusing emotions building for Membrane. For now, he would be nice to the man, but he was very unsure of this foreign feeling.]

[god-membrane]

Membrane had let out the tiniest of a chuckle, though he held it back for the most part, having he didn’t want to seem rude. He seemed to stare in silence for a bit, before raising a hand…

And gentle he pet Zim on the head, ruffling his hair gently.

“You are quite something…`

[the-almighty-zim]

Mrrrgh~! Touching ZIM?! MAYBE it isn’t as bad as it would be if it were another HYOOMAN… I like that. Do it more, ZIM commands you!

[Zim had suddenly gripped onto Membrane’s lab coat and nuzzled into it instinctively, almost as if he weren’t in control of his actions at the moment. He felt no NEED to do this, but his body defied him! A gentle purr would soon escape his throat as well, adding to his needy and behavior. Needy for what? Zim didn’t know… But apparently his brain had other plans.]

[god-membrane]

Membrane had jolted just the tiniest bit when Zim had just about clung to him, but he had no objections, go figure. If anything, he seemed quite pleased, even if there wasn’t much of a facial expression to read. He continued very gently petting Zim.

Though after a few moments, he had suddenly crouched down and instead, lifted him into his arms. With ease no less.

` How about this instead – ? `

[the-almighty-zim]

Ooh… ZIM does enjoy this odd gesture. I am being treated as I should be! Brilliant-

[Sadly, since Membrane had been messing with Zim’s wig, it had started to gently slide off without Zim even noticing! His purrs only continued before feeling the cold on his now free antennaes, the two appendages jumping up to their natural position and twitching.]

[god-membrane]

He watched the wig fall to the ground, right before his very eyes, but his reaction wasn’t immediate. Though, he was staring Zim down of course, really taking him in. Though, he didn’t freak out, or drop him, but the realization hit him.

` So… He was right all along. I suppose I owe that Dib an apology, don’t I? `

He chuckled a bit, but he wasn’t really… Shaken, despite holding an entire alien. He was merely curious. One arm would keep Zim properly supported. while his other hand moved up and would gently grab one of his antennae.

` How fascinating… `

[the-almighty-zim]

THE DIB HUMAN WAS NOT… I-

[Zim couldn’t think straight, he was definitly nervous now. Though, he couldn’t do a single thing about what Membrane would do to him, eyes following the male’s gloved hand as it made its was upward. Zim swallowed dryly before jolting at a sudden grab at one of the weakest parts of his body: His antennaes.]

L-Let go of that… NOW! That’s not for HYOOMAN hands, o-or ANYONE’S!

[His body stiffened a bit, voice dropping to a more desprate tone, mixed with the creeping fear of being sliced open for other humans to see. This was definitly unlike Zim in many ways, his confidence dropping quite a bit. It was a miracle he didn’t immediately start to kick and scream! It must have been the antennae situation…]

[god-membrane]

Unfortunately for Zim, Membrane was completely oblivious to the effects of his touch. He was lost in his own curiosity, really, so of course it didn’t immediately come into light. If one could see his eyes they would probably be filled with stars.

` I can’t believe he was right all this time… Friends with an alien… Truly something else, I can’t even describe… ` ` How do reproduce? What is your lifespan? Are you all this small? `

The sheer curiosity was as high as his blatant obliviousness.

.

[the-almighty-zim]

I… ZIM does not understand, why have you not taken me away to study my amazing organs?!

[Zim bit his lip, tears forming as he help back any sort of urges trying to show. Now Zim was gently tugging his head away from Membrane’s grip, before one of the questions he had asked caused Zim to become flustered once more.]

REPRODUCE?! Utterly disgusting! We Irkens do not “reproduce” like you FILTHY HYOOMANS, WE ARE ABOVE SUCH THINGS! STOP ASKING QUESTIONS, STOP TOUCHING ME, MY BODY DEFIES ME-

[god-membrane]

` … Not like humans? Then how do you? Now you have ALL of my attention! You simply MUST answer! `

The question on why he hadn’t dissected him had flew right over Membrane’s head while he poured out more questions. But at the least, Zim was spared of the grip on his antennae. Though now, he was tugging at Zim’s clothes. That wasn’t good.

` You must show me! `

[the-almighty-zim]

WAIT, WAIT!! DON’T TOUCH MEEE!! THAT IS NOT FOR HYOOMAN EYES, HOW DISGUSTING-

[Zim squirmed and struggled in Membrane’s grasp now, letting out a very LOUD squeal as Membrane attempted to strip the poor alien.]

[What Membrane didn’t know was that even if he succeeded in stripping Zim of his clothes, there wouldn’t be much to see. Lucky for Zim, his reproductive organs weren’t going to be easy to find.]

[god-membrane]

` No! Do not squirm!! This is all for science, there is nothing to fear! STOP WRIGGLING! `

` If you will not cooperate then you will leave me NO CHOICE! `

It was a rarity for Membrane to get angry, or frustrated, so Zim should feel lucky to push him that far. Or Unlucky, really, because now he wasn’t going to be so. . . Gentle.

` It is. . . For scientific. . . RESEARCH. `

Without another warning for the poor Irken, Membrane had outright ripped Zim’s clothes from his body, with ease no less.