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crazy-brazilian

sixtwothree

Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

tiny-pebble

cryptotheism

The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.

aflo

Hank

couchnapping

asapscience

faebee-deactivated20190106

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

dirtbaby2016

You got rid of the moderate...

Now you better be prepared to deal with the radical

#Jimmy

dirtbaby2016

adonischildsupportcase

cannibalchicken

a noble sacrifice

deathwarlock

imagine popeye eats a can of spinach and instead of the bulge traveling to his forearms it crawls up his cock and makes him shoot a peanut butter thick load of cum

manrippedapartbydogs

l0stvegas

sufficientlylargen

God I hate these fucking floating monoliths. They always go, like, 10mph below the speed limit and if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you're back behind them again. One of them cut me off on the highway once and when I honked it banished me to a hoary netherworld where I wandered, lost and alone, for untold centuries, trapped in the liminal space between what could have been and what never was, black stars dotting the bright infinity yawning out around me as I drove out of thought and time, through endless ruined cities and blighted lands unmarked by the sun's cold rays, and when I finally got out I was more than 20m late for my dentist appointment and they had to reschedule me.