Mary Eunice (possessed), to the asylum patients: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Mary Eunice (possessed): Not you, Lana. You’re an angel, and we’re thrilled that you’re here.

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KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
Show & Tell

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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
we're not kids anymore.
YOU ARE THE REASON
$LAYYYTER
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Mike Driver
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Product Placement
Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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DEAR READER
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Mary Eunice (possessed), to the asylum patients: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Mary Eunice (possessed): Not you, Lana. You’re an angel, and we’re thrilled that you’re here.
Developmental Psychology
Links are provided in case you are unfamiliar with the field.
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Building Blocks
Name: Lana Kay Winters
Age and Birthday: 37/January 9th (year is dependant on verse)
Ethnicity(s): Caucasian. { English, German, Danish, and Swedish }
Hometown(s): Boston, Massachusetts
Religion: Agnostic.
Class: Upper class.
Sex and Gender(s): Cis Female.
Basic Personality Classifying (from newest to oldest)
Moral Alignment: Chaotic Neutral.
Myers Briggs Personality Type: COMMANDER (ENTJ-A)
IQ: 133
Temperamental Humor: Choleric Temperament
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Classification According to Esteemed Psychologists
Erikson
Trust or Mistrust
Autonomy or Shame and Doubt
Initiative or Guilt
Industry or Inferiority
Identity or Role Confusion
Intimacy or Isolation
Generativity or Stagnation
Integrity or Despair
Maslow
At which stage of the Hierarchy of Needs are you currently?:
Physical ~ Safety ~ Love ~ Esteem ~ Cognitive ~ Aesthetic ~ Self-Actualized ~ Transcended
Freud
Oral Receptive or Oral Aggressive
Anal Expulsive or Anal Retentive
Phallic Compensative or Phallic Aggressive
Classic Hysteric or Retentive Hysteric
Fixation: Oral ~ Anal ~ Phallic ~ None
Miscellaneous
Right Brained or Left Brained
Right Handed or Left Handed
Black and White or Gray
Optimist or Pessimist
Introvert or Extrovert { Depends on the situation }
Better to be Feared or Better to be Loved
Looking Out for Others or Looking Out for Yourself
Trauma?: PTSD stemming from imprisonment, torture, attempted conversion therapy, kidnapping, rape, witnessing murder, self-mutilation, and justifiable homicide.
Obsessions?: Her work.
Addictions?: A functional alcoholic, dependant on prescription drugs, and delves into narcotics quite often.
Parental Issues?: Lana was raised in a wealthy family. As such she faced many years of neglect by being raised by a nanny and being sent to boarding school when she was of age. After graduating from college she revealed her sexuality to her parents. This caused her to be disowned and disinherited. She has not spoken to either parent since her graduation, and in fact after she became infamous for ‘Maniac’ the media tracked down her parents for an interview the only statement given was, “We were happy to hear she survived, though it’s a shame Briarcliff didn’t manage to cure her perversion.”
Trust Issues?: Lana’s trust issues run deep. Men are at the top of her list of being untrustworthy, though not far behind are those in any field of psychology. Even after her ordeal she did not seek out professional help, instead choosing to self medicate with alcohol, pills, and drugs. Her distrust extends to everyone she meets and she believes everyone has an ulterior motive. {This does get better as relationships progress}
Goals?: To be a renowned journalist/reporter/tv personality and expose the dark secrets organizations attempt to conceal.
Fears?: Being held against her will, being alone with men, small/confined spaces, and death.
Anything Left to Declare?: Don’t try to force her to trust you. It will only make her believe you have an ulterior motive.
Holy shit. It's literally been two years since I've been on here. Is anyone even still around??
Yeah, think I'm done here. See ya, guys! Discord or Skype is available when I actually check this account.
does anyone want to do a thing?
* soft smut sentence starters .
❛ That teabag was actually better the second time around. ❜
❛ The landscapers are coming over today to trim the bush. ❜
❛ We’ve got to make it quick, shouldn’t be a problem for you. ❜
❛ We don’t have to go all the way, just midway. ❜
❛ I wasn’t expecting you to go there. ❜
❛ Sex Rules, I pity the fools who realize to late. ❜
❛ There’s nothing wrong with a bit of tease before. ❜
❛ Maybe I’d rather take my time. ❜
❛ Slow and steady, there. ❜
❛ What’s your rush? ❜
❛ What’s the big hurry? We’ve got plenty of time to play. ❜
❛ You always manage to make it seem better every time. ❜
❛ What did you have in mind now? ❜
❛ I just wanted a taste. ❜
❛ There’s a place I’ll let you go that you haven’t been yet. ❜
❛ Maybe you could stay a little afterwards? I don’t like being alone. ❜
❛ Let’s see what you’re working with. ❜
❛ That’s a nice color on you, bet it’d look better off of you though. ❜
❛ What? You mean to tell me you didn’t come here to just cuddle? ❜
❛ I’ve got something in mind you might like. ❜
❛ I could show you instead. ❜
❛ Come here, give me a kiss. ❜
❛ I just wanted some time alone with you.. to do this.. ❜
❛ I’m going to run a shower, you can watch but you can’t join. ❜
❛ Is there anything you can’t do with that tongue? ❜
❛ A hug could easily turn into something more if you allow it. ❜
❛ I love that thing you do when we kiss. ❜
❛ You know exactly what to do and know exactly what I want. ❜
❛ I’ve always had a thing for you and I see why now. ❜
❛ You really do know how to keep it interesting. ❜
❛ Maybe we just take our sweet little time, make it last. ❜
❛ I don’t want to go fast. I want to go slow. ❜
❛ I’m ready, if you are. ❜
❛ Just gently going to do this.. ❜
❛ Shhh … Kiss me .. ❜
❛ You’re trembling … are you sure you’re okay? ❜
❛ Even at your slowest, I’m still at my weakest. ❜
❛ Could you, could we, maybe go a little slower? ❜
❛ I want to show you something. ❜
❛ Are you going to just keep staring or are you going to come touch? ❜
❛ I have a great idea for us, something you’ll enjoy. ❜
❛ You can still look while you touch. ❜
Maternity Memes
Memes about motherhood, having babies, and parenting. Some borderline NSFW and mildly offensive. Includes adoption!
Pregnancy& Motherhood
“But you’re hardly showing!”
“You are really big now!”
“Maybe it’s time to shop for something more flattering?”
“Maternity wear. You. You’ve gone without it for too long.”
“Did you hear the baby’s heartbeat?”
“How far along are you?”
“So when are you due?”
“Do you have nursery themes picked out?”
“Are you having a little boy or a little girl?”
“I know you went to get the ultrasound done.”
“You have to tell me if pregnancy sex is as kinky as I’ve heard it is!”
“Just consider gender neutral colors for a second. Hear me out.”
“I’m just saying gendered colors are not as evil as people make them out to be.”
“You’re certain the baby isn’t someone else’s right?”
“You can’t clean the cat box. There’s other stuff you can’t do while pregnant, either.”
“If you get put on bedrest, your entire house will fall apart and you know it.”
“So I guess you’ll go straight back to work after this?”
“Goodbye working world, hello stay-at-home-mommy! Right?”
“Your feet have got to be killing you!”
“Your boobs are gonna get so huge!”
“You know you’ll be sore from breastfeeding, right?”
“So I guess you’re gonna pick a side in that breastfeeding and bottlefeeding thing, right?”
“I hope you’re not afraid to accept some help. You’ll need it.”
“I hope s/he is going to be pitching in more?”
Adoption
“You’re not gonna keep it, right? I mean face it, you’re not parenthood material!”
”I understand you don’t want to keep the baby and I support whatever you want to do.”
“You’re giving up your baby to great parents. That’s not selfish.”
“That’s so selfish of you to not even think of your baby. Of course they want to know you more than two strangers just raising them!”
“Wait, so you’re adopting a baby?”
“I don’t think I’d be able to love a child that isn’t my blood.”
“You already love them so much. It’s obviously meant to be.”
“How much does a baby cost, anyway? Can’t you just buy a dog and call it even?”
“Are you afraid your paperwork will get rejected?”
“Does traveling to get your baby scare you?”
“Will you change their name?”
“Did something happen to the parents?”
“I’m certain you’re strong enough to answer their questions when they’re old enough to ask them.”
“You shouldn’t keep secrets about their life. Don’t lie to them about being adopted.”
“I wouldn’t call it lying. I would call it being selective. They don’t have to know they didn’t come out of your womb, right?”
Childrearing
“Once you have a kid, you lose everything. Your sex life, your party life, your quiet life. It’s gone.”
“Those eighteen years go too fast.”
“So what’s more exciting? The poopie Picassos at 3am or the green bean Van Goghs at dinner?”
“I guess you haven’t heard a modern music station in the past year. I guess you’ve memorized the soundtrack to the latest cartoon musical!”
“So is the sugary cereal for them or are you happy you get an excuse to eat it again?”
“Be honest. You play with your kid’s toys more than they do.”
“When they call for you, you feel like a superhero because you are their super hero.”
“When you accept that a toddler is just a tiny drunk college student having a meltdown, you start to feel better.”
“If I have to sit through the Wiggles one more time…”
“I like hanging out with you more than my child-free friends. You have food. You have ice pops. You also have Disney movies.”
“Lego bombs. Oh my god, lego bombs in the carpet..”
“The minivan was probably the sensible purchase.”
“I had no idea a baby could fart that loud!”
“Dressing baby girls is fun. Then they age three years and the boys get the better, tasteful clothing. Girls? No they get the glitter bombs from hell.”
“They say you love them the first time you hold them.”
I can’t control their fear. Only my own .
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like this for a Nancy Botwin starter
like this for a Lisa Cuddy starter
★*゚‘゚・ Stephen King’s It (1990)
❝ I told you to stay out of this. ❞ ❝ Six kids missing or dead is cause for alarm. ❞ ❝ There’s something wrong here. ❞ ❝ You didn’t have to take this job. We don’t need the money. ❞ ❝ I took the job to be with you. ❞ ❝ Swear to me that if It isn’t dead…we’ll all come back. ❞ ❝ Please, ______, tell me a story. ❞ ❝ Go bug somebody else, I don’t feel so hot. ❞ ❝ Be careful. ❞ ❝ Aren’t you gonna say hello? ❞ ❝ Don’t you want a balloon? ❞ ❝ I’m not supposed to take stuff from strangers. My dad said so. ❞ ❝ There’s cotton candy, rides and all sorts of surprises down here. And balloons, too, all colors. ❞ ❝ They float. And when you’re down here with me… you float too! ❞ ❝ He didn’t just die. He was…murdered. ❞ ❝ Why are you stuttering? ❞ ❝ What happened? Tell me. Damn it, talk to me. Let me help. ❞ ❝ You’re scaring me. ❞ ❝ We live in dangerous times, boys and girls. I want you to be careful. ❞ ❝ You’re gonna die! ❞ ❝ Elmer Fudd has a lisp. It’s Porky Pig that stutters. ❞ ❝ Now don’t insult my intelligence. ❞ ❝ You’re doing fine. You can handle this. ❞ ❝ Listen to me. There’s been another murder. ❞ ❝ I’ll show you how to float down here. They all float down here! ❞ ❝ You gotta help me! Somebody, please! ❞ ❝ In the basement! There’s a werewolf! ❞ ❝ We were lucky we didn ’t get ourselves killed that summer. ❞ ❝ I didn’t see a werewolf. Just a clown. ❞ ❝ It’s an evil being that can read our minds…and take the shape we’re afraid of. ❞ ❝ Couldn’t it be just a guy dressed up in a clown suit? ❞ ❝ I got bones to pick with you, but I’ll let that go for today. ❞ ❝ I’ll kill you all! ❞ ❝ I’ll drive you crazy and I’ll kill you all! ❞ ❝ I’m every nightmare you’ve ever had! I’m your worst dream come true! I’m everything you ever were afraid of! ❞ ❝ We gotta do something. ❞ ❝ They don’t see what we see. ❞ ❝ You grow up, you stop believing. ❞ ❝ It kills kids, damn it! ❞ ❝ It’s scared of us, you know. I can feel that. I swear to God I can. ❞ ❝ I want to kill it. ❞ ❝ Help me. Please, help me. Help me. ❞ ❝ You promised. ❞ ❝ I think this is crazy. ❞ ❝ On my honor, I will do my best to do my duty to God and my country. ❞ ❝ …you guys don’t have to do this. ❞ ❝ What are you afraid of? ❞ ❝ Before you die, I want you to think about every rock you threw…and everything you’ve said. Think about that before you die. ❞ ❝ Wake up, hot stuff. That ain’t Daddy. ❞ ❝ I am eternal, child. I am the eater of worlds…and of children. And you are next. ❞ ❝ It sounded like It was dying. ❞ ❝ How could I have forgotten? ❞ ❝ I’m not afraid of you.❞ ❝ I got a balloon for you. Don’t you want a balloon? ❞ ❝ You’re too old to stop me. You’re all too old! ❞ ❝ You’re in my mind. Only in my mind. ❞ ❝ I wasn’t gonna hurt you. I don’t even know you. ❞ ❝ Reliving your childhood? ❞ ❝ Just saying hi to some old ghosts, you know. ❞ ❝ Get out of Derry while you still can. ❞ ❝ What the hell is happening? I mean, what is going on? ❞ ❝ When they pulled him out, his hair was white. He was babbling. About a clown. ❞ ❝ Why are we the only ones that can see this? ❞ ❝ It’s true what they say. We all float down here. And you will too. ❞ ❝ ______’s dead. ❞ ❝ Let’s get the hell out of here. ❞
work is dead.
entertain me.
❝How much have you had to drink?❞
❝ Does it matter? ❞
Lana tipped the glass up to her lips once again, allowing the clear alcohol to spill over her tongue. She had never understood their mother’s proclivity towards alcohol until her own life had gone to shit. It was a comfort. It shut off her brain.
Drinking starters
as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)
CONCERN.
❝How much have you had to drink?❞
❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞
❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞
❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞
❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞
❝I thought you said you were clean!❞
❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞
❝Let me drive you home.❞
❝You are NOT driving like this!❞
❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞
❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞
DRUNK.
❝Is this real life?❞
❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞
❝How do you show fish affection?❞
❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞
❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞
❝Drunk I am not.❞
-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞
❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞
❝I’m not even tired.❞
❝I should call my ex.❞
❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞
❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞
-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞
❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞
ANGST.
❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞
❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞
❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞
❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞
❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞
❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞
❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞
❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞
❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞
❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞
❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞
FLUFF/FUN.
❝You’re cute, you know that?❞
❝You wanna get wasted?❞
❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞
❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞
❝I’m having a party for two.❞
❝You’re so hot.❞
❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞
❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞
*kisses on forehead*
*kisses on cheek*
*kisses on lips*
Gillian Anderson attends the 69th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at Microsoft Theater on September 17, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (x)