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@goddess-ofdeath-old
//ok, so the majority of you seemed to agree that I should make a new blog as a side blog. You can find me at @goddessof-death
I will still check this blog occasionally, and I don't plan on deleting it, but I will be most active on that one
God this is going to take long. Okay so
@theironcan @moongirlwidow @pietros-wife @unclaimed-kid @agent-maria-hill @anthonyedwardstark1970 @blackwidow-nat-official2 @buckybarnesoffical @bisexualswordlady @clintbarton-thearrowguy @capt-carter-mostly-official @capn-america @deadpool-wade-wilson @daredevil-isnt-catholic-or-blind @definitelynot-peterp4rker @fenrir-lokison @friday-the-ai @goddess-ofdeath-old @harleykeener69 @hawkeye-jr @i-am-not-a-toaster @iyla-difransisco @king-ofwakanda @kamala-msmarvel-khan @loki-laufeychild @littlemsbumblebee @midtown-news-official @mysister-isstillaposer @midtown-braincell-holder @natasha-rogersbarnes @nothawkeyeofficial @okoye-general-official @official-buckybarnes @official-pietro-maximoff @officialscottlang @reallyreallyspiderman @stephenstrange-md-phd @starlordofficial @spidey-official @that-punk-from-brooklyn @therealbuckybarnes @unofficial-non-poser @vpotts-official @virginia-pepper-potts01 @wandabug @whatarethooseshuri @white-wolf-actually
That is actually so many people. (If I have missed any of the people you wish to invite please tag them @thir-0dinson )
Me and my wonderful husband-to-be have decided to move up the wedding and get married tomorrow, you are all invited.
Also yes you can all bring plus ones
(BTW, my new @ is @goddessof-death)
Hey guys, I'm giving a persuasive speech in school next week, and i want to collect some opinions to help, so if you could reblog this to help get it out there, that'd be great
I'm looking at how Avengers: Endgame affected the various character arcs of some of the major characters, including, but not limited to:
-Nat dying so that Clint could go back to his family, implying that her found family (the Avengers) was not as important as biological family
-Tony making the sacrifice play, losing everything he'd worked for, leaving everyone behind, and generally going out the way he always thought he would and never should have had to
-Steve abandoning Bucky and "the end of the line" for a woman he knew for only a short time (i love Peggy, but he’d known Buck his whole life, vs the few months to couple years he knew Peg)
-Bruce combining the brain and the brawn into one person, Professor Hulk, an idea that I'm still not sure about
How do you feel about the character arc fulfillment in Avengers Endgame?
They did Tony dirty
They did Cap dirty
They did Nat dirty
They did Bruce dirty
They did multiple of them dirty (please specify which ones)
They did someone else not mentioned dirty (please specify who and why)
I'm happy with how Endgame turned out
Please feel free to elaborate or give more information you think would be helpful, I'm looking for all the sources and information I can get. Also feel free to tag/dm me with other stuff you think would be helpful
Please do the hunger games again IMMEDIATELY after this I need two victors
I did it once before already, @buthearmeouttho won the first annual hunger games. She drew it all out and everything on her second account if you want to see
Might I be included in the next games?
but of course
//I'm switching blogs so I can be more active, my new at is @goddessof-death
Please do the hunger games again IMMEDIATELY after this I need two victors
I did it once before already, @buthearmeouttho won the first annual hunger games. She drew it all out and everything on her second account if you want to see
Might I be included in the next games?
//As a reminder, please no nsfw on this blog
did someone do something
can I fight them
//No one did anything, I just got a... weird ask
//As a reminder, please no nsfw on this blog
So, you finally got tumblr. Good.
How would you and Vera feel about dinner at my place, so Tuesday evening?
I did, and already blocked about fifty tags. I’m very glad.
I’d enjoy that, @moongirlwidow are you free too baby?
I am! I’ll get some of the good chocolate too Mama!
I'm looking forward to it!
Yay family dinner!
Yes.
*looks warmly at MJ* Family dinner
…alright, I’ll be there. She says she likes it when the people she likes get together.
*family is a sore topic*
I'm glad
*is not used to having family and wants to bring it up whenever possible* *this might be a problem*
You’re a good mother to her. I’m thankful for you. She needs a safe space away from all of the tower’s chaos that’s not going undercover without warning and just leaving cryptic clues. I was terrified the first time before we got used to it.
*her parents are just a sticky subject* *lives at the tower for summers to avoid parents* I have literally one aunt, Vera, and I think Peter’s aunt might have decided I’m hers now
I do my best. It's been so long since I have had family in the house, or family at all, I'm glad she's here too.
You could call me Aunt if you want, Vera did for a while. Mom would also be acceptable
She’s glad to be there too. She spent a whole day crying when she found out her bio mom died.
…I might like that… Aunt Hela?
Well that won't be a problem for me
*smiles*
So, you finally got tumblr. Good.
How would you and Vera feel about dinner at my place, so Tuesday evening?
I did, and already blocked about fifty tags. I’m very glad.
I’d enjoy that, @moongirlwidow are you free too baby?
I am! I’ll get some of the good chocolate too Mama!
I'm looking forward to it!
Yay family dinner!
Yes.
*looks warmly at MJ* Family dinner
…alright, I’ll be there. She says she likes it when the people she likes get together.
*family is a sore topic*
I'm glad
*is not used to having family and wants to bring it up whenever possible* *this might be a problem*
You’re a good mother to her. I’m thankful for you. She needs a safe space away from all of the tower’s chaos that’s not going undercover without warning and just leaving cryptic clues. I was terrified the first time before we got used to it.
*her parents are just a sticky subject* *lives at the tower for summers to avoid parents* I have literally one aunt, Vera, and I think Peter’s aunt might have decided I’m hers now
I do my best. It's been so long since I have had family in the house, or family at all, I'm glad she's here too.
You could call me Aunt if you want, Vera did for a while. Mom would also be acceptable
Hello
— @midtown-braincell-holder
MJ! Good to see you again!
Glad to see you as well ma’am
How are you?
Doing well. I am currently tracking down a few specific hydra ghosts to take care of them a little more permanently.
How are you?
If you mean Borisov I’m coming. I have no idea how to fight a ghost but anyone who does that shit to Vera isn’t going to come out as well as they started.
Decent. About to kill some city officials who are being bastards about permitting I’ve had for months. Dismantling the patriarchy. The usual.
You are welcome to come! I'm assuming you have or can get iron knuckles? (Brass knuckles, but iron) Those ought to work well
That sounds like fun!
I’ll have Iron by the time I get there. Glad to know iron is good against ghosts
Always is.
i can disassociate my spiritual form from my material form, can i come too? i have pure iron knives-
Sure!
So, you finally got tumblr. Good.
How would you and Vera feel about dinner at my place, so Tuesday evening?
I did, and already blocked about fifty tags. I’m very glad.
I’d enjoy that, @moongirlwidow are you free too baby?
I am! I’ll get some of the good chocolate too Mama!
I'm looking forward to it!
Yay family dinner!
Yes.
*looks warmly at MJ* Family dinner
…alright, I’ll be there. She says she likes it when the people she likes get together.
*family is a sore topic*
I'm glad
*is not used to having family and wants to bring it up whenever possible* *this might be a problem*
hi mj! i know the acc says queer red panda, but it's actually me, azalea! vera's shapeshifting chaotic niece!
*winks* welcome to the hellsite, good to see ya!
-@azalea-romanoff
Hi, Azalea. I’ve heard quite a bit about you and your antics.
Thank you. It already is quite the hell, given as I’ve found five versions of Tony Stark so far
....first of all, it's educational escapades, not antics.
and second, yeah, every variant is like tony himself so that's a lose-lose situation. the multiverse had one job and it failed.
treat my auntie right pls she's my favourite after yelena. if i find out you hurt her i will 100% turn into a bear and eat you <3
*eyebrow raise of deadpan* sure
I know, right? So far I have found a grand total of one tolerable variant, and he’s seventeen and time-traveled from the seventies.
I belief @/theironcan is good, he mostly talks about how much he loves his wife
@/theironcan is good, no doubt. but his other variants are...blegh. also, hi there, vera's mom!
That is a fair assessment
Hello!
i'm autistic but i read people well. very insightful. *despite having just used 'blegh' to describe a person*
my name's azalea! i'm vera's neice! i don't think we've formally met...
Any family of Vera's is my family too. Pleased to meet you!
She’s the shapeshifter I told you about
Mama thinks your antics are hilarious
Ohh right!
hi mj! i know the acc says queer red panda, but it's actually me, azalea! vera's shapeshifting chaotic niece!
*winks* welcome to the hellsite, good to see ya!
-@azalea-romanoff
Hi, Azalea. I’ve heard quite a bit about you and your antics.
Thank you. It already is quite the hell, given as I’ve found five versions of Tony Stark so far
....first of all, it's educational escapades, not antics.
and second, yeah, every variant is like tony himself so that's a lose-lose situation. the multiverse had one job and it failed.
treat my auntie right pls she's my favourite after yelena. if i find out you hurt her i will 100% turn into a bear and eat you <3
*eyebrow raise of deadpan* sure
I know, right? So far I have found a grand total of one tolerable variant, and he’s seventeen and time-traveled from the seventies.
I belief @/theironcan is good, he mostly talks about how much he loves his wife
@/theironcan is good, no doubt. but his other variants are...blegh. also, hi there, vera's mom!
That is a fair assessment
Hello!
i'm autistic but i read people well. very insightful. *despite having just used 'blegh' to describe a person*
my name's azalea! i'm vera's neice! i don't think we've formally met...
Any family of Vera's is my family too. Pleased to meet you!
hi mj! i know the acc says queer red panda, but it's actually me, azalea! vera's shapeshifting chaotic niece!
*winks* welcome to the hellsite, good to see ya!
-@azalea-romanoff
Hi, Azalea. I’ve heard quite a bit about you and your antics.
Thank you. It already is quite the hell, given as I’ve found five versions of Tony Stark so far
....first of all, it's educational escapades, not antics.
and second, yeah, every variant is like tony himself so that's a lose-lose situation. the multiverse had one job and it failed.
treat my auntie right pls she's my favourite after yelena. if i find out you hurt her i will 100% turn into a bear and eat you <3
*eyebrow raise of deadpan* sure
I know, right? So far I have found a grand total of one tolerable variant, and he’s seventeen and time-traveled from the seventies.
I belief @/theironcan is good, he mostly talks about how much he loves his wife
@/theironcan is good, no doubt. but his other variants are...blegh. also, hi there, vera's mom!
That is a fair assessment
Hello!
Hello
— @midtown-braincell-holder
MJ! Good to see you again!
Glad to see you as well ma’am
How are you?
Doing well. I am currently tracking down a few specific hydra ghosts to take care of them a little more permanently.
How are you?
If you mean Borisov I’m coming. I have no idea how to fight a ghost but anyone who does that shit to Vera isn’t going to come out as well as they started.
Decent. About to kill some city officials who are being bastards about permitting I’ve had for months. Dismantling the patriarchy. The usual.
You are welcome to come! I'm assuming you have or can get iron knuckles? (Brass knuckles, but iron) Those ought to work well
That sounds like fun!
So, you finally got tumblr. Good.
How would you and Vera feel about dinner at my place, so Tuesday evening?
I did, and already blocked about fifty tags. I’m very glad.
I’d enjoy that, @moongirlwidow are you free too baby?
I am! I’ll get some of the good chocolate too Mama!
I'm looking forward to it!
Yay family dinner!
Yes.
*looks warmly at MJ* Family dinner
oh hey little one!
HELLO BIGGER BUT SMALLER ONE!
HAVE SOME RESPECT I AM NOT SMALL
pls be serious
pls you are a choti bacchi
yeah but you're just short
i am NOT
I can confirm that you are
OI- I'M NOT SHORT.
Suuurrrreeeee
*bites your arm* silence.
N-no teeth
*shakey*
i am not short then. sayyyy it. *moves teeth off you*
I-it’s okay, i-it’s not your fa-fault…
*shivering*
*worried* nooooooo what'd i do? are you okay? *distressed azzy noises*
I-uh- sh-should be?
Чертов Борисов. Почему английский сейчас такой чертовски сложный?
…тетя, с тобой все в порядке?!
*worried azzy*
Я, э-э, я в порядке-
Дарья Не все Мраморный средний уровень-
darya who what huh-
Она мой ИИ - получает доступ к протоколам *heavy breathing* Она может, э-э, объяснить, что тебе нужно знать, я- Чертово дерьмо не может дышать не может дышать не может дышать MJ где вы, боги, поторопитесь, пожалуйста
{I am Vera’s AI, I function in her suit and within certain areas of the tower, and have full access to her phone and computer. I am liked to my sisters FRIDAY and Karen. Vera is currently having a panic attack, I have notified the Secondary Level of a protocol. Michelle should be here shortly}
*freezes on the spot* ...Artemis, issue freeze protocol-
You got it, Azalea.
*taps your shoulder, hestitantly* uh- a-auntie, just--just take deep breaths, okay? uhm- focus on- on five things you can see-
Я-
[*drops bag* Hi, it’s MJ, your aunt’s girlfriend. Don’t use her name for now. Detka, hey, you’re here in New York, okay? Sorry I stole her phone, she’s not gonna tell you shit right now —MJ]
m-makes sense- i'm gonna just go to my room- nice meeting you, MJ-
*runs to my room, panicked*
[it’s okay, you had no way of knowing, barely anyone knows —MJ]
Не ходи, не ходи, пожалуйста, я не могу потерять никого другого *reaches out hand a bit* *shaking in MJ’s arms*
*peeping in in cat form*
...mrow?
Нет, нет, больше никогда не буду котенком, это просто она, она в порядке, это не я, MJ, я все еще человек?
[you’re still human baby. He’s gone, and it’s just Azalea. She’s not even a baby cat, she’s fully grown. I’m calling your mom, what’s her @? —MJ]
*turns back human and sits behind the door, peeping in worriedly*
*whisper loudly* @goddessof-death, i think i did something i'm so sorry i didn't mean to but like this happened-
Дочь, дорогая, ты в порядке?
@moongirlwidow
Ух, нет, нет, я чувствую, что это помогает остановить это *curled into a ball*
Все в порядке, Анетка, все в порядке.
Нет, это не мама, я снова это чувствую. Это никогда не заканчивается, это всегда возвращается
Он умер?
Он есть. Я видел фотографии тела.
Я позабочусь о том, чтобы он столкнулся с худшими пытками, которые может предложить Хель. Могу ли я помочь другим способом?
Тебе не нужно, мама.
Я даже не знаю. Я больше не знаю, знаю ли я себя
Я здесь для тебя, дорогая. Я всегда буду рядом с тобой. Дайте мне знать, если я когда-нибудь смогу помочь.
Могу я тебя обнять?
Я постараюсь. И спасибо. Так много.
...Да, пожалуйста
*tight hug*
*snugs in*
…Mama…
Спасибо. За то, что ты всегда здесь.
Конечно, мой ребенок!
*holds close*
...Я всегда чувствую себя в безопасности в Хеле, но я всегда немного боюсь, что наткнусь на него, Дрейкова или мадам Б. Я не знаю, здесь они или нет, и я знаю, что это маловероятно, но... что если?
Не волнуйся. Я позабочусь о том, чтобы они этого не сделали.
Thanks, mama
My English is coming bit easier
That's good
Yes. I don’t like not being able to speak English. Sometimes I cannot use ASL and scare me
That doesn't sound fun. I know Allspeak though, so I will always be able to understand you. Maybe I can teach MJ as well?
Is not. I am glad
might be nice. She spoke Russian before I knew her, and I’ve taught her Scots so far. Sometimes I’ve defaulted to Romanian, though. Kind of weird, I didn’t learn it until I was ten. But it’s where I was born, so that might be it?
Perhaps
