Ms. Marvel | Kamala Khan

Hi, I'm Ms. Marvel! Creator of Murde Shaayar Mashrah Superhero in training. Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel is my bestieee. Muslim. Hindi, Urdu, English, Gujarati New Jersey She/her Producer and owner of SlothBaby Productions™ I write fanfiction so u can send me prompts too!!!! (Rp blog)

[batwing]

i wonder if kamala khan gets nyc fomo for the first time ever as a new jerseyan now mamdani is in office. and he’s bringing down crime rates. she’s probably mad as hell being the only big name in jersey now her workload just went up and she doesn’t even have a muslim mayor that’s so fucked up

[batwing]

street level jersey villain : you thought you’d seen the last of me ms marvel… well this isn’t nyc now… there’s no mamdani round these parts

kamala, fist embigenned ready to punch him into next week: don’t fucking remind me.

[maxxie-or-smth]

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

KAMALAAAAAAAA

@emiliakanebarnes

EMILIAAAAAA

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

What do you mean "do not eat"??? Why is it in double quotes???

[l1v1ng-sunsh1ne]

Its a challenge to me

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

im eating it, wanna join?

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

What do you mean "do not eat"??? Why is it in double quotes???

[peter-parker-photos]

🤔 So I COULD eat it?

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

i mean, I'm eating it..

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

What do you mean "do not eat"??? Why is it in double quotes???

[verygoodlawyer]

hey...uhh my dad...? told me about you...??? he said you're like me (???)

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"And your dad is...?"

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

"Yusuf khan? The assistant bank manager? I'm not sure if you remember him."

[verygoodlawyer]

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"Yusuf! I remember him. You must be Kamala. He told me all about you, he's very proud of you, you know?"

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

"aww, thanks. But do you know what he meant by you being like me? I still don't get it to be honest..."

[verygoodlawyer]

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"Hm... I have no idea. Maybe that's something only time can tell."

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

Kamala narrows her eyes. Slowly, as if the walls had ears, she leaned in and whispered, "are you a vigilante?"

[verygoodlawyer]

▪︎ Matt tilts his head, listening for any other heartbeats before he answers.

□ This kid was smart.

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"That I am."

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

Kamala gasped and clapped her hands excitedly.

"Which one are you? What's your base of operations? Ooh, who's your favourite and most hated villain? What are your powers???"

[verygoodlawyer]

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"Quite frankly, it's better that we don't discuss the details. The less you know the better."

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

Kamala pouted, discontent with his answer. She hummed as an idea popped into her head.

"Would you be in the S.H.I.E.L.D. database?"

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

current mood: that ridiculous scream r2d2 does when something shitty happens to him

[policedepartment-ny]

If someone stole my lunch from the communal Avengers fridge, is that petty theft or an act of war?

@serenastark-official

Act of war, easily.

[serenastark-official]

@kamala-msmarvel-khan See?

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

maybe you should've marked it as yours

[serenastark-official]

I put a sticky note saying "do not touch"

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

This sign can't stop me because i can't read

[serenastark-official]

im hangry

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

...ive got some of ammi's leftover biryani...

[policedepartment-ny]

If someone stole my lunch from the communal Avengers fridge, is that petty theft or an act of war?

@serenastark-official

Act of war, easily.

[serenastark-official]

@kamala-msmarvel-khan See?

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

maybe you should've marked it as yours

[serenastark-official]

I put a sticky note saying "do not touch"

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

This sign can't stop me because i can't read

[serenastark-official]

why is everyone smoking weed? is our family that dysfunctional??

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

mine's prescription

[policedepartment-ny]

If someone stole my lunch from the communal Avengers fridge, is that petty theft or an act of war?

@serenastark-official

Act of war, easily.

[serenastark-official]

@kamala-msmarvel-khan See?

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

maybe you should've marked it as yours

[lowkeyluminary]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE AN RP BLOG I CAN SPAM WITH ASKS

perferably WITH the blog but you guys do you

[spideys-world]

Did you hear that norman and tony are dating?

like... like Norman... like Harry's dad Norman??? does this make Harry and I step brothers???

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

idk man prolly does

[unofficially-tonystark]

We are not dating! Why does everyone think that?

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

...because i spread a rumour...

[verygoodlawyer]

hey...uhh my dad...? told me about you...??? he said you're like me (???)

⠦⠠⠃⠝⠙ ⠽⠕⠥⠗ ⠙⠁⠙ ⠊⠎⠲⠲⠲⠦⠴

"And your dad is...?"

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

"Yusuf khan? The assistant bank manager? I'm not sure if you remember him."

[verygoodlawyer]

⠦⠠⠽⠥⠎⠥⠋⠖ ⠰⠠⠔⠗⠑⠍⠑⠍⠃⠑⠗ ⠓⠊⠍⠲ ⠠⠽⠕⠥ ⠍⠥⠎⠞ ⠃⠑ ⠠⠅⠁⠍⠁⠇⠁⠲ ⠠⠓⠑ ⠞⠕⠇⠙ ⠍⠑ ⠁⠇⠇ ⠁⠃⠕⠥⠞ ⠽⠕⠥⠂ ⠓⠑⠄⠎ ⠧⠑⠗⠽ ⠏⠗⠕⠥⠙ ⠕⠋ ⠽⠕⠥⠂ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠅⠝⠕⠺⠦⠴

"Yusuf! I remember him. You must be Kamala. He told me all about you, he's very proud of you, you know?"

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

"aww, thanks. But do you know what he meant by you being like me? I still don't get it to be honest..."

[verygoodlawyer]

⠦⠠⠓⠍⠲⠲⠲ ⠰⠠⠔⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠝⠕ ⠊⠙⠑⠁⠲ ⠠⠍⠁⠽⠃⠑ ⠞⠓⠁⠞⠄⠎ ⠎⠕⠍⠑⠞⠓⠊⠝⠛ ⠕⠝⠇⠽ ⠞⠊⠍⠑ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠑⠇⠇⠲⠴

"Hm... I have no idea. Maybe that's something only time can tell."

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

Kamala narrows her eyes. Slowly, as if the walls had ears, she leaned in and whispered, "are you a vigilante?"

[verygoodlawyer]

▪︎ Matt tilts his head, listening for any other heartbeats before he answers.

□ This kid was smart.

⠦⠠⠞⠓⠁⠞ ⠰⠠⠔⠁⠍⠲⠴

"That I am."

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

Kamala gasped and clapped her hands excitedly.

"Which one are you? What's your base of operations? Ooh, who's your favourite and most hated villain? What are your powers???"

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

Norman Osborn steps up to a podium for a press conference. He's visibly annoyed, which isn't unusual for him, but he seems extra irritable today.

"Good afternoon everyone. At the request of Oscorp's PR team," Norman mutters, barely audible, "these fools."

"I have been urged to make a public statement regarding my… relationship status," he continues, his voice tinged with frustration. “This is ridiculous.” Norman mouths.

"It is true that I am romantically involved in a committed monogamous relationship with Wade Wilson, also known as Deadpool. I don't understand why the public needs to know about my personal life, and honestly, I think no one should care. But—I'm reading the script, so back off!" Norman glares offstage.

Norman rolls his eyes, gripping the podium tightly. "We at Oscorp value honesty and transparency, and yes, I suppose that makes me bisexual. Happy Pride Month, everyone."

"I will now take questions."

Norman sighs away from the microphone as the PR team offstage gives him an overly enthusiastic thumbs-up, as if they just won an award.

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

A voice booms from the very back of the room, "Do you believe in the bisexual agenda?"

Kamala snickers. Loudly.

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

How much do I need to pay you to make everything stop?

peTER! NORMAN'S TRYING TO GIVE ME HUSH MONEY

You can't buy me off, white man!

@peter-parker-photos @smarterthantonystark

[peter-parker-photos]

Norman I WILL marry your son.

I will become your inlaw

Don't test me

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

This is a huge misunderstanding and I don't care if you marry Harry, have at it. Why would being my in-law be considered a threat?

[peter-parker-photos]

the Crippling Student debt will be yours

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

Wouldn't it be Harry's? Get him to pay it off.

[peter-parker-photos]

He'd use your money

Also please don't try and bribe my students.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

How much debt could you possible have? Five million? Ten million?

Its not a bribe it's an apology.

[peter-parker-photos]

I mean.. There's the house.. There's all the science courses I took..

Definitely somewhere between those two

It's a bribe, Norman

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

Mmm hmm okay, here, it's a check for 10 million, go pay off your debts.

[peter-parker-photos]

I'm not taking your money if it's bribery

I WILL however take it once I marry your son

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

How is this bribery, I have nothing to bribe you for.

You'll have to wait for me to die and I'm going to live a long time. I think I have a good 60 more years in me at least.

[peter-parker-photos]

Damn you're gonna live to 124?

[kamala-msmarvel-khan]

no way he's tryna be nice and STILL getting cooked