The unknown Aesir twins.

"Hello! I'm Eydis, goddess of islands!" "And I'm Valdis, goddess of death!" "We are twins! We love Loki and meeting new people! Don't be shy, come and talk to us!"

[goddesstwinsofthenorse]

Send me a @ and I'll generate an au from this list and make a starter

1: Coffee Shop!AU


2: Actor!AU


3: High School!AU


4: Hitchhiker Ride!AU


5: 50’s!AU


6: Library!AU


7: (Disney movie of choice)!AU


8: Circus!AU


9: RPG!AU


10: Fantasy!AU


11:Serial Killer vs. Detective!AU


12: Not Dead!AU
 (someone else was dead but isn't)

13: Dead/Ghost!AU (someone’s dead.)


14:Military!AU


15: Mermaid!AU


16: Airplane!AU


17: Roleswap!AU

18: Mindswap!AU


19: Psycho!AU


20: Game Show!AU


21: Summer Camp!AU


22: Private Detective!AU


23: Broadway!AU


24: Ice Skating!AU


25: Modeling!AU


26: Amusement Park!AU


27: Road Trip!AU


28: Vampire!AU


29: Angels and Demons!AU


30: Daycare!AU


31: Pokemon!AU


32: Rock Band!AU


33: Marching Band!AU (because yolo)


34: Ballet!AU


35: Demigod!AU


36: Preppy and Punk!AU


37: Disneyworld Cosplayers!AU


38: Dogs!AU (idc if they’re dogs or they have dogs or w/e)


39: (Dystopian World of your Choice)!AU


40: Hogwarts!AU


41: Superhero!AU


42: Dragon!AU


43: Pirate!AU


44: Ghost Hunter!AU


45: Mafia!AU


46: Kingdom!AU


47: Crossdressing!AU


48: Assassin!AU


49: Genderbending!AU


50: Wedding!AU

[asklorkhan-deactivated20150326]

I want to rp with you, but I don’t think you want to rp with me: a book by me

[fromhiddleswithlove]

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[goddesstwinsofthenorse]

I'm going back onto my Loki blog now, but anyone who has RPed with me here, I will RP with you on there! Just shoot me an ask please!

[goddesstwinsofthenorse]

"Um... You two know my son... I mean, you know Loki?" Farbauti asked.

"You’re the guy’s mom?" Valdis replied, unimpressed. She leaned back in her chair, tipping it backwards a bit.

"Loki’s mother!? Hiya! It’s so nice to meet ya! Yeah,we know him!" Eydis beamed and bounced on her toes, flowing with energy and excitement.

[jotunheimisthecoolest-blog]

Farbauti looked at the two very different girls. She felt a wave of both interest and confusion.

"Uh… Yes, I am Loki’s mother…" She cleared her throat. "I suppose it’s nice to meet you both too… If I may ask, how you both know him?"

[goddesstwinsofthenorse]

"We always read his myths as kids! Mama read them to us every night! And I’ve been studying up on facts about him ever since!" Eydis happily answered, her smile never once leaving her lips.

"Yeah, before she left she always read us them. Eyds loved them most. I thought some were cool. Like when he cut of that one chick’s hair. I like that one." Valdis snickered to herself as she remembered the tale Of Loki chopping of Sif’s long locks.

[jotunheimisthecoolest-blog]

Farbauti slowly nodded. She knew that sometimes Midgardians told stories of the “gods” but she didn’t know exactly what it was. 

"Very… Interesting." Farbauti spoke. "My son did that? He gets it from Laufey…" She gave a small chuckle. "So, opposite sides of the coin, you two are…"

[goddesstwinsofthenorse]

"Sometimes I wonder how we are related…" Valdis flipped her long blonde hair over her shoulder and ran her eyes over her sister’s form.

"She’s a lot more like me than she will admit!" Eydis exclaimed, giggling at her sister. "She just doesn’t like to show it. She prefers to act tough and like we’re not related."

[jotunheimisthecoolest-blog]

"I see." Farbauti felt herself ease a little more. "I understand. My family can be pretty polar, no pun intended, opposites as well. Loki included." She gave a small chuckle. "Other than that, do you know his whereabouts or recent actions?"

[goddesstwinsofthenorse]

Eydis shook her head, her long black hair swaying with her. “Uh uh. I don’t know where he went.” Her smile finally faltered, now showing a sorry frown upon her lips.

"He’s probably either here on Earth or Asgard, if that narrows it down any." Valdis shrugged and remained expressionless, not seemingly emotionally invested in the conversation.

[jotunheimisthecoolest-blog]

Farbauti looked down. “It narrows it down slightly.” She shifted uncomfortably. “Thank you for your patronage.” She looked back up and at both of the twins. “But do you know anyone else that would have a clue? I’ve been looking for information on him.”

[goddesstwinsofthenorse]

"Did'ya hear what he did in New York?" Valdis spoke nonchalantly. "He blew the place up, practically. He's probably hiding or something now."

Eydis whipped her head around to stare at her twin. "Val! Don't talk about him like that! I'm sure he had a good reason for doing so. Plus the Avengers stopped him. So it's all good!"

[asieybarbie]

ignore anyone who tells you otherwise.

[mycroftplayingoperation]

this man is a leader of S.H.I.E.L.D. team

[girlzilla]

This man is the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.

[shieldshawk]

This man is my futzing handler, and amazing sauce.

[thedizbizz]

So I showed Frozen to my boyfriend and I decided to share the brilliant commentary he made during the movie…

[ging-ler]

This is probably going to be my Brother-in-law right here oh my god

[goddesstwinsofthenorse]

"Um... You two know my son... I mean, you know Loki?" Farbauti asked.

"You’re the guy’s mom?" Valdis replied, unimpressed. She leaned back in her chair, tipping it backwards a bit.

"Loki’s mother!? Hiya! It’s so nice to meet ya! Yeah,we know him!" Eydis beamed and bounced on her toes, flowing with energy and excitement.

[jotunheimisthecoolest-blog]

Farbauti looked at the two very different girls. She felt a wave of both interest and confusion.

"Uh… Yes, I am Loki’s mother…" She cleared her throat. "I suppose it’s nice to meet you both too… If I may ask, how you both know him?"

[goddesstwinsofthenorse]

"We always read his myths as kids! Mama read them to us every night! And I’ve been studying up on facts about him ever since!" Eydis happily answered, her smile never once leaving her lips.

"Yeah, before she left she always read us them. Eyds loved them most. I thought some were cool. Like when he cut of that one chick’s hair. I like that one." Valdis snickered to herself as she remembered the tale Of Loki chopping of Sif’s long locks.

[jotunheimisthecoolest-blog]

Farbauti slowly nodded. She knew that sometimes Midgardians told stories of the “gods” but she didn’t know exactly what it was. 

"Very… Interesting." Farbauti spoke. "My son did that? He gets it from Laufey…" She gave a small chuckle. "So, opposite sides of the coin, you two are…"

[goddesstwinsofthenorse]

"Sometimes I wonder how we are related…" Valdis flipped her long blonde hair over her shoulder and ran her eyes over her sister’s form.

"She’s a lot more like me than she will admit!" Eydis exclaimed, giggling at her sister. "She just doesn’t like to show it. She prefers to act tough and like we’re not related."

[jotunheimisthecoolest-blog]

"I see." Farbauti felt herself ease a little more. "I understand. My family can be pretty polar, no pun intended, opposites as well. Loki included." She gave a small chuckle. "Other than that, do you know his whereabouts or recent actions?"

[goddesstwinsofthenorse]

Eydis shook her head, her long black hair swaying with her. "Uh uh. I don't know where he went." Her smile finally faltered, now showing a sorry frown upon her lips.

"He's probably either here on Earth or Asgard, if that narrows it down any." Valdis shrugged and remained expressionless, not seemingly emotionally invested in the conversation.

[goddesstwinsofthenorse]

"Um... You two know my son... I mean, you know Loki?" Farbauti asked.

"You’re the guy’s mom?" Valdis replied, unimpressed. She leaned back in her chair, tipping it backwards a bit.

"Loki’s mother!? Hiya! It’s so nice to meet ya! Yeah,we know him!" Eydis beamed and bounced on her toes, flowing with energy and excitement.

[jotunheimisthecoolest-blog]

Farbauti looked at the two very different girls. She felt a wave of both interest and confusion.

"Uh… Yes, I am Loki’s mother…" She cleared her throat. "I suppose it’s nice to meet you both too… If I may ask, how you both know him?"

[goddesstwinsofthenorse]

"We always read his myths as kids! Mama read them to us every night! And I’ve been studying up on facts about him ever since!" Eydis happily answered, her smile never once leaving her lips.

"Yeah, before she left she always read us them. Eyds loved them most. I thought some were cool. Like when he cut of that one chick’s hair. I like that one." Valdis snickered to herself as she remembered the tale Of Loki chopping of Sif’s long locks.

[jotunheimisthecoolest-blog]

Farbauti slowly nodded. She knew that sometimes Midgardians told stories of the “gods” but she didn’t know exactly what it was. 

"Very… Interesting." Farbauti spoke. "My son did that? He gets it from Laufey…" She gave a small chuckle. "So, opposite sides of the coin, you two are…"

[goddesstwinsofthenorse]

"Sometimes I wonder how we are related…" Valdis flipped her long blonde hair over her shoulder and ran her eyes over her sister’s form.

"She’s a lot more like me than she will admit!" Eydis exclaimed, giggling at her sister. "She just doesn’t like to show it. She prefers to act tough and like we’re not related."

[godismycover-deactivated2013070]

How I roleplay:

[sabermeltdown]

Me with everyone ever

[goddesstwinsofthenorse]

"Um... You two know my son... I mean, you know Loki?" Farbauti asked.

"You’re the guy’s mom?" Valdis replied, unimpressed. She leaned back in her chair, tipping it backwards a bit.

"Loki’s mother!? Hiya! It’s so nice to meet ya! Yeah,we know him!" Eydis beamed and bounced on her toes, flowing with energy and excitement.

[jotunheimisthecoolest-blog]

Farbauti looked at the two very different girls. She felt a wave of both interest and confusion.

"Uh… Yes, I am Loki’s mother…" She cleared her throat. "I suppose it’s nice to meet you both too… If I may ask, how you both know him?"

[goddesstwinsofthenorse]

"We always read his myths as kids! Mama read them to us every night! And I've been studying up on facts about him ever since!" Eydis happily answered, her smile never once leaving her lips.

"Yeah, before she left she always read us them. Eyds loved them most. I thought some were cool. Like when he cut of that one chick's hair. I like that one." Valdis snickered to herself as she remembered the tale Of Loki chopping of Sif's long locks.

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[meme-archive]

Send me a ❖ and my muse will kiss yours

[nordur-stjornu-blog]

"Hey." Valdis nodded her head at Sigyn. "What's up?"

"Beg pardon?"

[goddesstwinsofthenorse]

The blonde sighed and rolled her eyes. "What's up? How are you? What's happening? How's it going? Wanna pick one?" She huffed and crossed her arms over her chest, clearly annoyed.