THIS EVERGAOL CANNOT KEEP ME DOWN

I am NOT Godrick I am not RELATED to Godrick I am BETTER than Godrick if you so much as MENTION that wallowing, filth-diving sack of slime in my presence Marika as my witness I will BURY you

[godefroy-the-grafted]

I apologize for my long strings of inactivity. It is sometimes hard to find time to post when there is a constant stream of Tarnished entering my gaol that I must... dispose of.

[godefroy-the-grafted]

Breaking kayfabe ever so slightly on this blog to say that it looks like @miquellakind got termed recently. So inevitably what happened is the trans girl behind the sideblog got her main banned (I don't know this for sure but I give it like 80% odds).

Godefroy would definitely have some triumphant "down with the heathens in the Golden Order" post to make about it but it's more important to me to remind everyone that every single good bit on this website is thanks to trans women and staff is STILL terming us unfairly and more people need to make a stink about it. If anyone knows who the doll behind the Miquella blog was feel free to DM me and I'll keep an eye out for "I was xyz, reblog to find my mutuals" posts on my own main.

[godefroy-the-grafted]

I can escape this gaol whenever I so choose. I simply remain on my OWN accord. For reasons far beyond a simple commoner mind such as your own.

[godefroy-the-grafted]

People seem to forget that I laid siege to Leyndell. I am not just some old man rambling from a gaol cell. I am a ferocious warrior with a long and fearsome history.

[ranni-thewitch]

im creating various trinkets adn inscribing upon them falsehoods about the nature of our world

[godefroy-the-grafted]

Ahh so it is YOU who is giving all the Tarnished who challenge me rings that say "Godrick is better" on them.

I understand that lying on the amulet-net is fun, but please consider the consequences of your actions.

I have dozens of these rings now and I have no idea what to do with them.

[ranni-thewitch]

maybe put thy levels into something other than mediocrity

[godefroy-the-grafted]

Insolent doll.

When I get out of this gaol I have some words for you. Namely: "my fist" and "my axe".

[ranni-thewitch]

im creating various trinkets adn inscribing upon them falsehoods about the nature of our world

[godefroy-the-grafted]

Ahh so it is YOU who is giving all the Tarnished who challenge me rings that say "Godrick is better" on them.

I understand that lying on the amulet-net is fun, but please consider the consequences of your actions.

I have dozens of these rings now and I have no idea what to do with them.

[godefroy-the-grafted]

mine apologies, i could hardly hear thy screeching o'er the sound of all of thy reblogs...

Oh hah hah hah. Let us all make fun of the guy who is not as popular.

I am sure I would be if I spent my time marrying myself off to every Tarnished who completes a few fetch quests for me, hmm?

[ranni-thewitch]

and by the way i shall not be returning thy calls, godefroy

[godefroy-the-grafted]

Bitch

[wolfer13579]

*Unsheathes Sword*

Care to say that to my Lady again?

[godefroy-the-grafted]

Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Yeah.

Bitch.

[wolfer13579]

Lady Ranni, can I slay him?

Pleeeaaase?

[ranni-thewitch]

i care not either way in any great or small amount

[godrickgrafted]

u may think this shit is funy but ive been training hitting the gym. watch who u step too

[ranni-thewitch]

who even art thou

[godefroy-the-grafted]

THIS IS WHO I AM COMPARED AGAINST. DO YOU ALL UNDERSTAND NOW???

[ranni-thewitch]

and by the way i shall not be returning thy calls, godefroy

[godefroy-the-grafted]

Bitch

[wolfer13579]

*Unsheathes Sword*

Care to say that to my Lady again?

[godefroy-the-grafted]

Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Yeah.

Bitch.

[wolfer13579]

Your gimmick was taken by Godrick, but then he one upped you by using a dragon head for a hand.

[godefroy-the-grafted]

I have been OVER this.

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You think the ability to graft creatures onto myself is outside my skill set, but I would simply rather rely on my OWN skills to eviscerate foes rather than the assistance of some animal.

[ranni-thewitch]

and by the way i shall not be returning thy calls, godefroy

[godefroy-the-grafted]

Bitch

[wolfer13579]

*Unsheathes Sword*

Care to say that to my Lady again?

[godefroy-the-grafted]

Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Yeah.

Bitch.

[godefroy-the-grafted]

I have never heard of this "Land of Shadow" before but I should like to see ANYONE who from such land hails try to out-graft The Graftster (graft master, for those too simple-minded to understand my magnificent wordplay)

[godefroy-the-grafted]

Of course the Grafted Monarch is me. Who else could it be? Everyone knows I am the most talented and most famous grafter in the entire Lands Between

[godefroy-the-grafted]

See??

[godefroy-the-grafted]

thou hast not even a dragon... nerd

A REAL grafter requires no assistance from PETS to dispatch adversaries, Liurnian. I could graft a dragon if I WANTED to. I simply choose not to take the EASY way out. Unlike a certain OTHER wretch who people will not stop bringing up on my posts.

[godefroy-the-grafted]

Take this what you will, grafted fool

Your descendant would not be embraced by the rot, save to feed it — he is worth nothing but to sew the growth of something else

You, however, would be worthy of a rotten name, and a sickly caress of rotten splendor

I HAVE SAID IT BEFORE AND WILL SAY IT AGAIN I AM NOT RELATED TO THAT MAGGOT!!!

Aside from that I appreciate your kind words. May your conquests be fruitful. Down with the Golden Order!

[ranni-thewitch]

and by the way i shall not be returning thy calls, godefroy

[godefroy-the-grafted]

Bitch

[godefroy-the-grafted]

Pretty sure they named my gaol the "golden lineage" evergaol simply because they think I resemble that FREAK. The golden lineage is filled with creeps and idiots and I am not related to ANY of them.

[godefroy-the-grafted]