my shit

[kirusei]

TACTICAL VISOR ACTIVATED

[kirusei]

PASS INTO THE IRIS

[b0ggyb1tch]

These images have a 2005 energy

[valtsv]

instead of saying “i want to kill myself” whenever something bad happens to me as a result of circumstances beyond my control i’ve started saying “i’m going to kill god” and it’s honestly done wonders for my self-esteem

[valtsv]

you know what? 2019 mood

[tychography-deactivated20161203]

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

[gaypeopletwitter]

[mothsluggy]

[caenis-mordred]

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

[thenextchapterbegins]

did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

[smallgamedev-deactivated2025062]

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

[deadmugen]

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

[headinthebookshelf]

This post gets funnier each time I see it

[evanmcohen]

Life comics.

[5oil]

[i-am-a-fish]

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

[77lllll]

[theyarenotaboy]

Put this in the MOMA

[witchdaggers]

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

[lewisaur-deactivated20210222]

wow

[onion-souls]

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

[reducedlunch]

this video is so funny it transcends laughter i dont even feel like im alive after watching this

[sailleengladelling]

Photo: Saara Alhopuro - Art & Photography

[saggittariusmoon]

i need money to fix my time machine and go back to the woodstock 69’ festival please🌞🌈

[ang3leyes]

*freddie mercury voice* oh. Worm?

[godhatesmads]

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[godhatesmads]

y’all i didn’t even get them this post is just sad now

[geopsych]

Three years ago today. I love this bit of video. Not sure why.

[dearydeerling-deactivated201904]

Because this looks like a Monet painting or an old watercolour anime background come to life?! I was in utter disbelief until it started moving.

[godofavengers]

One of my new friends: *uses there own slang that I have never used before in my life*

Me subconciously:

[heyskys]

paralyzed

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

Congratulations! Your PROCRASTINATION has evolved into Full Blown Apathy!