Hello, little one!

I am Hephaestus. God of the forges, fire, blacksmiths and more. "It isn’t easy being a brilliant inventor, always alone. Always misunderstood. Easy to turn bitter, make horrible mistakes. People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can’t be fixed."

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hi

*blesses the silver*

shhhh pretend i was never here *poof*

[nathancanfixit]

moMM Y HELP

oh wait she’s dead

ha ha :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

[pyromaniac-marcus]

at least my mom’s still alive :———————-)

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Do not talk about your mothers! Come here, you two! OR DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE AWAY LUNCH? 

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//Tonight was fun! But I have to go offline

IC: YOU BOYS. COME ALONG NOW. I'M SHOWING YOU GUYS TO YOUR BLANKET-LESS ROOMS (: 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

:(((((((((((((((((((((( dad pls

:(((((((((( marcus pls 

dad this is not fair :””c

[godintheforges-blog]

this isn't fair for your girlfriend either :c

[pyromaniac-marcus]

No breakfast (:

bUT

No buts! 

BUT DAAaaAaAaD WHAT IF I DIE

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AND NO BLANKIES AT NIGHT 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

:””””””””c but it’s cold at night

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and it’s cold in your heart (: 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

No breakfast (:

bUT

No buts! 

BUT DAAaaAaAaD WHAT IF I DIE

[godintheforges-blog]

AND NO BLANKIES AT NIGHT 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

:””””””””c but it’s cold at night

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and it’s cold in your heart (: 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

:(((((((((((((((((((((( dad pls

[godintheforges-blog]

:(((((((((( marcus pls 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

No breakfast (:

bUT

No buts! 

BUT DAAaaAaAaD WHAT IF I DIE

[godintheforges-blog]

AND NO BLANKIES AT NIGHT 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

:””””””””c but it’s cold at night

[godintheforges-blog]

and it's cold in your heart (: 

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NO BREAKFAST AT ALL!

AND NO WARM BLANKIES AT NIGHT 

[nathancanfixit]

not even angry girlfriends? :c

[godintheforges-blog]

Just an angry daddy. 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

No breakfast (:

bUT

No buts! 

BUT DAAaaAaAaD WHAT IF I DIE

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AND NO BLANKIES AT NIGHT 

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*cough* I heard I’ve got some cheating sons.

[nathancanfixit]

-laughs nervously- H-hi!

[godintheforges-blog]

*Raises eyebrow* Hello.

[nathancanfixit]

Hi… Dad.

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Hello. So do you have anything…

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You. Marcus. In. The Forge. For 2 weeks.

NO BREAKFAST 

[nathancanfixit]

Hey, that isn’t so ba— what

BUT DAD

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NO BREAKFAST AT ALL!

AND NO WARM BLANKIES AT NIGHT 

[nathancanfixit]

MARCUS

-slaps the back of your head-

YOU LITTLE— 

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>:c 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

BUT I’M REALLY REALLY SORRY I DID IT

PLEASE DON’T KILL ME

KILL NATHAN

HE ISN’T GUILTY 

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Of course you are.

  aM I FREE?

[godintheforges-blog]

No you are not. 

As for your punishment, you and your brother will have to work with me in the forge for 2 weeks! 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

…………….that’s not really a punishment.

[godintheforges-blog]

No breakfast (:

[pyromaniac-marcus]

bUT

[godintheforges-blog]

No buts! 

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*cough* I heard I’ve got some cheating sons.

[nathancanfixit]

-laughs nervously- H-hi!

[godintheforges-blog]

*Raises eyebrow* Hello.

[nathancanfixit]

Hi… Dad.

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Hello. So do you have anything...

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You. Marcus. In. The Forge. For 2 weeks.

NO BREAKFAST 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

BUT I’M REALLY REALLY SORRY I DID IT

PLEASE DON’T KILL ME

KILL NATHAN

HE ISN’T GUILTY 

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Of course you are.

  aM I FREE?

[godintheforges-blog]

No you are not. 

As for your punishment, you and your brother will have to work with me in the forge for 2 weeks! 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

…………….that’s not really a punishment.

[godintheforges-blog]

No breakfast (:

[pyromaniac-marcus]

BUT I’M REALLY REALLY SORRY I DID IT

PLEASE DON’T KILL ME

KILL NATHAN

HE ISN’T GUILTY 

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Of course you are.

  aM I FREE?

[godintheforges-blog]

No you are not. 

As for your punishment, you and your brother will have to work with me in the forge for 2 weeks! 

[godintheforges-blog]

*cough* I heard I’ve got some cheating sons.

[pyromaniac-marcus]

DAD DON’T KILL ME

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Someone’s guilty.

[pyromaniac-marcus]

DAD, IT’S NOT JUST ME, OKAY. NATHAN TOO.

Also, may I suggest you kill him off and not me…

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idiotic: godintheforges: pyromaniac-marcus: godintheforges: pyromaniac-marcus:…

Do not cry! *boils your tears* 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

BUT I’M REALLY REALLY SORRY I DID IT

PLEASE DON’T KILL ME

KILL NATHAN

HE ISN’T GUILTY 

[godintheforges-blog]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Of course you are.

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*cough* I heard I’ve got some cheating sons. 

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DADDY

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*ruffles your hair* Nyssa, darling! 

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-hugs you tight- please don’t kill them

[godintheforges-blog]

-smiles- I won’t, darling. I will just burn their butts. 

[nyssaonfire-blog]

You should listen to what they have to say though.

[godintheforges-blog]

I will, darling. -kisses you-