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im back.

gorilla grip on sidon 🤤😫

I don't see the point in kpop it's just semidecent lyrics over okish music

the onceler wasn’t even that hot

water boarding the superwholock fandom

i think john x karkat sucks sometimes idk i hate homestuck

fnaf 3 is the best game and i stand by that.

godisasadclown

i hope the creator of skittles got his ass ate GOOD

godisasadclown

i still stand by this because oh my gods this shit is like god busted in my mouth

phosburnttoast

Did yall know that rhinos are venomous? Despite what many people think, the horn that rhinos have isn’t for impaling, but rather for injection. This is little known because many people are scared of rhinos and dont get close enough to experience their venom. However, this can be a serious issue because once someone has let their guard down, there’s no going back. If someone is foolish enough to be spooning a rhinoceros, the end for them could be near. Once they have gained your trust, rhinos will use their horns, impaling your body. However, instead of goring you to death, they begin to pump you full of thermglocolate, a deadly venom which can immobilize the average human in seconds. One might argue that something could not reasonably evolve into a venomous rhino. and they’d be right. Venomous rhinos are no creation of god. They are the life work of one John Stimmens. Stimmens was born in 1813 in liverpool. Not much is important about his life other than the invention of rhinos. In the year 1847 Stimmens produced his first rhino in a factory of unknown location. Because of his wicked nature, Stimmens included a secret in his invention: Venom. He achieved this by putting a device into the rhino’s horn which consisted of three main parts. first was the venom holder, which held the thermglocolate in metal tubes until ready for use. the second is the muscle within the horn which pumps the venom into the victim. Third and finally there is the horn, which serves as the housing and the epidermal piercing unit. together, these things work in unison so that they can poison their victims.

While its location is unknown, thermglocolate is produced in a factory. After it is produced, the thermglocolate is shipped internationally to rhinos around the world so that they can retain a steady supply to protect themselves and hunt for their families.

godisasadclown

So true king!!!!

if when leaf why does pea

pastel bazonkas

nono because literally when she ate your ass why did you text me selfie what the fuxk

like bestie

are we that close wtf

why