The Mullets of Wrestlemania IV - A Pictographic Odessey by themadgasser
Graphical compositing via VLCsnap and MS Paint, fuck that Apple shit.
This guy (possibly Jim Powers?):
This other guy (Ray Rougeau?) and the McDonald's-hating rock-hurler Ken Patera:
"Cowboy" and/or "Outlaw" Ron Bass:
Hacksaw Jim Duggan HOOOOOOOOOOO!:
Or, as Larry Matysik would say, "Ted DiBiahs":
Brutus the Barber Beefcake aka Ed Leslie aka Hulk Hogan's butt buddy:
The Original Rock Don Muraco:
He got a bit of a haircut apparently before the match.
Jimmy the Mouth of the South Hart:
Greg "I Used to Be the Hammer But Now I Look More Like Jabba the Hutt" Valentine:
Wow, I have no idea who this guy is but he managed Bam Bam Bigelow:
This is Akeem the African Dream but you know him better as Big Boss Man along with the Doctor of Style, Slick:
Whoa, a racist WWF character. And I'm only counting that as half a mullet.
Oh this match gave me nightmares. That's Ravishing Rick Rude on the left and Jake the Snake Roberts on the right:
OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND????
Ultimate Warrior Jim Hellwig vs Hercules Hernandez, who I desperately wanted to count but that fucker had been mullet free for a year or two by that point:
That's either Axe or Smash from Demolition (I ain't gonna look it up) along with Mr Fuji, yet another charmingly racist evil manager gimmick:
Somebody in the control booth must've realized they had violated FCC regulations concerning mullet amounts, so Brutus the Barber went to town on Jimmy Hart:
And then there was Tito "Chico" Santana and Rick Martel:
But at this point I was like "And I'm spent!":
There were a couple more matches, so I'm sure there were more mullets. And I could never figure out if Macho Man's hair actually was a mullet or not. And Hulk Hogan's would have been a mullet if he was physically capable of growing bangs.
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