Aug 12, 2015
TIL that Mitt Romney has one son that is distinctly less attractive than all his other sons. Rough.
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TIL that Mitt Romney has one son that is distinctly less attractive than all his other sons. Rough.
Romney Family Adopts A Black Baby Named Kieran & People Are Upset About It
the defective ben
felix: have you met a ben you didn't like (irl or fictional)?
alannah: hm, i don't think so. wait...what am i saying? BEN ROMNEY, the defective romney.
Mitt Romney's November 'Surprise' Comes Out After Election
Mitt Romney may have lost the 2012 Presidential election to Barack Obama, but this latest bit should keep his name in the news a wee bit longer. It appears that Romney has had quite the Surprise hidden away, and he's ready to come out loud and proud now that dad's declared politics is over with this loss. Read More: http://bestmoviesevernews.com/suprise-mitt-romneys-son-comes-out-of-closet-after-election/
Let's See If We Can Guess Which Romney Son Is Gay...
Sociologists say anywhere from 4-10% of the population is gay, so if you have five sons, the odds are 20-50% that one of them is gay.
Let's apply this statistic in a totally fair and scientific way to Mitt Romney's five sons.
First we have Tagg Romney, who wants to punch out Obama:
I'd go with straight, especially since violence is his first reaction to an unpleasant feeling.
Next up is Matthew:
Not feeling it, he looks pretty straight. Plus, that shirt!!!!
Now we have Josh:
Oh. Dear. God. I ... uh ... I'm scared right now.... I hope no-one is having sex with this man...
OK, how about Benjamin?
Uhhhhhhh, I'm on the fence. He's got that Owen Wilson vibe, and Owen Wilson's not gay, right?
Well that leaves Craig:
AHOOOOOGA! AHOOOGA! DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!!!!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A WINNER!
He's faaaaaaabulous!!!!!
*No Mitt Romney sons were harmed in the making of this tumblr post*
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(951): I would convert to being a Republican and a Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would do to them.