Pire

Rolled in brown sugar

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If banksy is “woke” than I’m “gay”

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Is there a way to undo a lobotomy? I only want a week off.

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Just got thrown out the store for asking where the cock and ball accessories are 

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Part of the joy of being chased is in the way someone is trying to get close to you

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What do you mean we can’t call them womenhole covers?

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I’m going to create a new type of sleep where you rest for 10 minutes then wake up and scroll on your phone until you call out of work.

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Planes aren’t faster than cars all just don’t know how to drive 😭😭😭

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If I had a uterus I would hit people with it 

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Can you bath in a bathtub for of vinegar or is that death?

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People love to bother me, I’m glad for it

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This website has the good type of foolish persons

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Smoking that pack I thinn