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That one scene in little miss sunshine but it’s Scott Summers about the Blackbird

#why are we letting this colorblind man pilot every mission

I wasn’t a gifted kid in school but my teachers and parents rly badly wanted me to be so I kept getting tested and failing the fuck out of the tests. I guess my weird sullen energy was just too powerful for a normal kid. This has no impact on my psyche in any way

#to be fair compared to my siblings I was a genius #I had lots of anxiety and a near constant sugar high #I didn’t even get good grades I was just weird and guess ppl wanted an explanation

ffverr

How to read X-Men?

For the dear X-Men fans that came in through 97 (or the movies) and are confused as to where to start the comics! Don't let the internet fool you, there is only one way and it is by starting with Giant size X-Men #1 (1975). No I am not kidding, it truly is the only right way to get the full story😭 (unless you want to go ALL THE WAY to 1963, I don't necessarily think it's that vital)

This is me trying to keep ppl from making the same mistake I did, starting with wheadon's astonishing X-Men ☠️

Here is a very useful pic of what to read next 💞 good luck!

This is to get ALL the context and major story arcs still referenced today. So I believe it to be vital for the other eras. (I don't know how you can fully understand jean and Scott's relationship today without having read inferno or dark phoenix for example)

Now, If you just wanna read for one specific character, that's a different story! Character specific reading guides that concentrate on the important issues across time exist! Look for those they're very useful <3

Guide made by: https://www.reddit.com/r/xmen/s/z1xNhqPXtv

https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/s/ChkpOJbXED

Being the Gay One in the family is fun because you Have The Knowledge and ppl just trust you. Was shopping w my straight sister for a gift for my niece and there was a cute heart shaped purse. My sister said something along the lines of “I don’t want to force gender norms on the baby” and I was just like… what’s gendered about a pink heart shaped purse? It’s cute and my niece is 1 years old she will be stuffing the purse with smushed bananas.

There is nothing gendered about clothing or accessories. My niece likes the color pink but she also likes sharks. This does mean anything other than she’s fkn cool.

uovoc

my sister and I both agree that one of the best parts about china was how there's food everywhere. And not just, like, bags of chips, but real hot, cooked, tasty food. You hike to the top of a mountain and there's a guy with a cart selling chicken skewers and freshly steamed corn on the cob. When you hike to the top of a mountain in america, what do you get? Nothing. An uninterrupted view of nature. Where did we go wrong as a country

#went on a grueling hike in china and at the top was a dude selling skewers and ice cream #oh and apparently a fkn ski lift #hiking in America is a gamble on whether or not you’ll be a suspect in a murder after stumbling on a dead body

So I don’t have a funny reaction to anesthesia other than being sleepy however after getting surgery I did have a bunch of dreams about slamming a penis with a hammer and it exploding. Then when I woke up and went to the bathroom I left the room super angry that they shaved me.

I don’t believe in ghosts but if I was walking around an abandoned asylum at the dead of night I would be freaked to shit. I grew up in a small town with a “haunted” house and ppl were often dared to go inside and it was just full of crackheads and raccoons. Like I’m scared of tetanus and rabies more than spirits. Spirits won’t stab you. Crackheads will stab you.

#it’s important to note that this house was next to an abandoned fiberglass factory that was constantly producing smoke #I lived in a meth town #and 90% of the meth users were lovely people #but this was also The South so sneaking into abandoned houses was just breaking and entering and would get you shot

Watching Saltburn when I ate the most disgusting salty pasta imaginable. 5D experience.

#that salt mf burned

Nacho’s three weed smoking girlfriends

#has this been done #bcs

The only bad thing Nacho Varga ever did was make Jimmy throw away his ice cream cone :(

#nacho varga im in love with you

Favorite bit in bosbas is when Lucy rly thought she was a snake charmer. Like she had full confidence she could sing to control snakes. Pure coincidence that she didn’t immediately die a horrible death

#the hunger games #tbosbas #lucy gray baird #when The Audacity of This Bitch saved said Bitch #icon behaviour

Literally so sick of this 9-5 bullshit I want to be a crocodile

Think it would be funny if Klaus being immortal has nothing to do with his powers and God just hates him that much. Like we know from his stint in the afterlife in s3 that heaven is consistent from timeline to timeline. He wasn’t even born in the Sparrow timeline and his mom died before she gave birth but they still remembered his many deaths. So even if he can’t see ghosts in the s4 timeline he can still piss off God for other reasons.

#klaus hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua

If I ever quote a tumblr post I lie and say it was a tweet to save face

Imagine if instead of Vanyas book Five found a copy of Twilight

#tua #the umbrella academy #what instead he finds like a cookbook or something

The Gang Commits Voter Fraud:

During the 2020 election the gang decided to get serious about the future of our country. Dennis “future millionaire” Reynolds votes for Trump. Dee votes for the 3rd party candidate, immediately sparking loud debate. Mac votes Biden because he’s gay. Everybody assumes frank is voting trump but is probably voting Kanye. The biggest upset of all: Charlie doesn’t care. Classic court case episode in which Charlie is accused of voter fraud bc he submitted four ballots: one for trump, one Biden, one third party, and one for write in “frank reynolds” the rest of the gang took it upon themselves to vote for him. After Charlie attempts to defend himself the case gets thrown out bc each ballot has a different birthdate bc no one remembers Charlie’s bday.

#iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia

I need a new obsession I’m bored with everything

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