could say i'm a BIohazard☢☣

as a bisexual, i can only like two things ever. i have chosen motorcycles and dogs. 30

[gabriestat]

under my regime all fictional sex scenes should be about a third person who is not involved or in the room

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[hazardousbiproduct]

Wouldn't it be cool if I got this promotion and a new place of my own in the same month......

[eggnogtoast]

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

[anywhoozles]

[theartofmadeline]

two pictish ladies

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[thorodinson]

Blade (1998), dir. Stephen Norrington

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[jetix]

Insect pot by Yui Suzuki, 2025-04-10

[narrenstrich]

[shaydh]

"WHY ARE YOU SHIPPING A VAMPIRE WITH THEIR VICTIM 🤮🤮" is. is that not the point of vampires.

[transgenderer]

alcohol gains much of its cachet from being "cowboy drugs" as well as "gala drugs". who else has the range. and either alone would be sufficient!

[icecreamwithjackdaniels]

Joseph Crawhall (British, 1861–1913), "The Magpie"

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[analogdelight]

*in the fantasy rpg character creator making a tired, middle-aged woman* yeah i'll add a scar across her eye, i'm not driving

[screechfoxes]

based on my sample size of EXU: Calamity, Critical Role Campaign 4, and Private Nightmares, i have come to the conclusion that Luis specialises in creating guys who seem Normal and Put Together and underneath have a deep strain of mental unwellness never seen before