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hello darlings 🩷

we saw the mortals at @trojan-confessions and @achaean-confessions and we thought to do the same! now all the gods, whether your an olympian or a nereid, come leave your concerns! anonymously of course, unless you want your gossip to be known all over olympus!

have fun !!!

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anon who asked about dealing with mortal who nearly killed my champions:

Apollon has made it quite clear already that I cannot even turn the little beast into an animal. I need a good curse or something.

you could ask hecate!!! she knows a thing or two. or hera, of course, shes had a long history of dealing with mortals!!! ill give her a word 🩷🩷🩷

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so.. uh

one of aphrodite's daughters is getting married to teucer?? idk congrats to the newly weds

-🍊

yes, and i see another might be fighting for his hand… what drama!!!!

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I quite frankly find no need.. and well, sure. I’ll name a few traits. hes egoistic, condescending, Irresponsible, lazy, messy, Impatient, petty, and spiteful.

- amphitrite

sing it sister!

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How do I keep from killing the mortal who nearly cost my champions’ their lives? For *reasons* I cannot simply rip him to shreds.

eh id turn them into cattle

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https://www.tumblr.com/gods-confessions/792794586274775041/i-miss-my-mother?source=share

I too miss this one's mother

👀

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I went to Calypso's island to visit her and she wouldn't stop talking about this guy named Odysseus? And it was so weird because he's just a mortal lol it's like Apollo and Hyacinthus but I'm also pretty sure that male mortal was married? So sucks to suck girl :P

-🌊

oh odysseus!!! yes, that boy, a favourite of athena no less! such a strange boy, always moaning and miserable. i thought he was supposed to be cunning!

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I miss my mother.

me too 😔

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I hate Apollon by the way like I hope he gets turned into a tree or something.

-@silverfooted-thetis

so much for anonymous confessions

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I am beginning to think the Achaean army has been cursed. They are more focused on each other than the war against Troy.

i swear theyre all so annoying 🙄

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Well, if it wasn’t obvious enough, poseidons being an absolute asshole.

- amphitrite

amphitrite please be anonymous! by the gods, my love! well, while your here, you might as well tell us everything you dislike about him!!!!

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What steps are you taking to keep Zeus from finding this blog?

none at all!!! if he finds out, then that is his problem. these are anonymous for a reason!!!

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I wish I was an only child.

i dont!!!

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Am I allowed to submit here yet?

-🔆🪄🗡️

yes, darling!!! go ahead!!!

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I also think I have a crush on Iris but like. Meh

-✉️

woah?? do go on!

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I’m planning on fleeing to atlas again.

- amphitrite

oh amphitire, come now! dionysus has got some fresh wine in his cupboard and his dear ariadne always has an ear to listen! go on, tell them what bothers you! unless you want to tell us here? 😏

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what if i kill my mother and stepfather. would i hypothetically be chased by furies? pls answer it’s urgent

probably! but dont worry too much, darling, we’ll probably create the legal system to defend you

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