it is i, the humble rancho

kayle or jericho, 23, she/her or it/its

[angelicguy]

eats pussy like an otter pop aka biting the middle and dragging my teeth upwards

[shelgon]

Pokémon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon are out in November 2017 on 3DS

[pinkprettycure]

[porunareff]

「STAR PLATINUM - THE WORLD」stop time

[onceiwashere]

hey everyone it’s, uh, jeff from the overwatch team here, with another developer update. as you can see i haven’t, uh, slept in a few days, because my, uh, dreams are still haunted, by terrifying visions of former creative director chris metzen pressing his, uh, face against my windows and proclaiming that, i, uh, am not worthy, with his voice a thunderous and unnatural rattle and the moonlight glinting off of his many rows of, uh, sharklike teeth. anyways a lot of you had some questions about the new ana changes and

[seedicks]

[godselves-blog1]

so. due to shitty circumstances i’m getting deported and i’m going to live with my family while i wait for me and dee’s second sponsorship attempt to work….which will take over a year. because of this i wont be on tumblr much, if at all. i’ll still check up on it but i wont be using it anymore if i think it’s not safe to do so because it was a point of contention last time. message me if you want my discord and i’ll get back to you as soon as i can. i’m still trying to process having to leave my wife after living with her for three and a half years so like. yeah

[godselves-blog1]

sucks that i pretty much have to gaslight myself in order to live with my parents bc every time i talk to my mom she's adamant on proving me wrong about her being abusive :l

[chessys]

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

[bransonreese]

[exit152]

if ur feeling desperately sad this summer, wait until it gets dark and half quiet and then open a window. cool air and passing cars are gonna heal ur heart. i promise

[jimbowned]

I’ll take “things people who don’t understand clinical depression say” for $500,Alec.

[exit152]

hmmm interesting theory considering how I’m on 40 mg of Prozac daily & see a therapist regularly bcuz I’m actively suicidal the majority of the time but sure, go ahead & be a dick on my light hearted post about something small u can do to momentarily relieve some of the crushing burden on ur life lol

[himejoshikomaeda]

[godselves-blog1]

like i truly dont mind spending 5-6 even 7 hours a day like putzing around with them but they're gonna need to understand that i'm an adult with my own life who's living with them, not a child anymore

[godselves-blog1]

i'm actually really dreading having to live with my parents...best case scenario i spend some time with them every day/make meals and shit like that and in return they leave me the fuck alone if they start holding me hostage from my friends/dee again i'm not going to take their bullshit this time. like for real you cant demand that your 23 year old spend every waking second with you so you can pretend you're a good mother and i'm afraid she's going to try to pull that shit again

[godselves-blog1]

every tumblr post in 2017

a tumblr user: you know when you uh.... astral project... to walgreens.... to pick up some excedrin for your headache but get sidetracked in the "intimate care" aisle because your... soul projection just noticed that they actually stock tiny vibrators in-store at walgreens and it really catches you by surprise then you notice an employee staring at your shadowy, indistinct form which is awkwardly hunched over in front of the condom shelf and you have to struggle to explain what you're doing there hahaha

someone with a junkrat icon and a 3 page long blocklist linked in their about: hey OP just wondering why did you kill wolfgang amadeus mozart with poison :/

[imanes]

in this house we are violently anti sparkling water

[namamekashiki]

when someone says “i don’t understand how someone can be non-binary and a lesbian bc lesbians are women” like no offence but i don’t give a shit that you don’t understand

[videomaus]

sorry this is lame but my only thought 4 an art request is hello kitty and garfield holding hands in a lesbian + gay man best friends kind of way

theyre at pride 

[just-a-humble-garbagecan]

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