Spheal King

he/they/it are all chill, I mostly use he/him |queer| |really cool| I think about chewing on men a lot | I just say shit on here, pls don't take me seriously anymore than 25% of the time

[godsfatass]

a transgender man absolutely totally shat his pants right here on this blog

[dogpuppy]

[thesquireofcheddar]

Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

[lisbonsteresa]

summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[phantomrose96]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

[phantomrose96]

hang on I gotta look something up.

[i-suggest-vore]

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

[phantomrose96]

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on your for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim

[luckydicekirby]

sometimes a fic can just be about the age old question 'how emotionally bad for everyone involved can a threesome be when they all did in fact agree to be there'

[buniix3]

Haha funny twitter image redraw I’m on vacation

[tweeterwilbury]

I dont care about matt damon and ben affleck but they gave us Which could mean nothing so they are like rpf patron saints in a way

[acidtheater]

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

[clairenovvak]

it’s hard to like a character that’s sexually repressed bc if you go into the ao3 tag they are always writing them wrong sexually

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

it takes a truly sick mind to fantasize about two real people being friends with each other #DarkRPF

[theweirdwideweb]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Monday

[pjharvey]

fujoshis who are not that into men or not into men at all are very funny to me. I loveeeee reading explicit fanfiction about two guys having sex. i see a shirtless guy in real life and i’m like okay so who asked for that

[theythembobdylan]

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

[veliseraptor]

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.