that silent state

did you love somebody to make your mistake? your fool?

[joshlovesyou]

[mesopelagic]

i am just, a horrid little beast and i am, going to cause a ruckus

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

[faehalfwit]

*dancing queen by ABBA plays in the distance while I bleed out on the bathroom floor from 17 stab wounds*

[prescription-cactus]

good morning God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everybody’s problem

[asvy]

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

*makes a jerking off motion every time someone with authority talks*

[routine-routine]

PETER DE POTTER ROUTINE POST 21 06-10

[ruinedchildhood]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

mortician: *cutting my corpse open* *finds the “Hope You’re Having A Good Day My Hard Working Mortician :-)’ note i swallowed for them just before i died* what the fuck 

[swarnpert]

wine tasting but instead with hard liquors

[swarnpert]

do i detect a hint of sharpie marker

[heavenhillgirl]

[pandadad]

[jeenay]

[goobra]

this was absolutely wild from start to finish

[stability]

[youluvkai]