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pet visits at the sukuna household were nothing short of an event. they were a grand production of hissing, bribery, and more fur flying than what should be physically possible for two cats. but, alas, this was the price of responsible pet ownership, and babykuna took her role as a loving yet strict caretaker with great pride.
mr. pickles, the dignified maine coon who had long accepted his fate as a regular at the vet, took his check-ups with the quiet resignation of a war veteran. his ears flicked at the cold of the stethoscope, his tail swished when his belly was poked, but otherwise, he was a picture of patience. remarkably, for a cat of his advanced years, his medical results were pristine. the vet, in sheer awe, even called him "a marvel of feline genetics"âthough sukuna grumbled under his breath that it just meant the furball was too stubborn to kick the bucket.
baby, on the other hand, was a walking health hazard. where mr. pickles was a refined housecat who demanded fresh meals and pristine litter conditions, baby was a feral gremlin in the body of a domestic tabby. this was a cat that had, at least once, been caught trying to gnaw on a discarded tire. his lifestyleâif it could be called thatâwas "youthful" at best, "grossly unhygienic" at worst. the vet, exhausted after trying to inspect him, simply wrote "?????" under his potential ailments because there was simply no telling what eldritch horrors lurked in his fur. at this point, baby had probably singlehandedly discovered a new species of lice.
but medical concerns aside, the true highlight of vet day wasnât the check-ups. no, it was the spa day afterward.
the moment they returned home, babykuna whisked her beloved boys straight into the bathroom, where a full-blown feline luxury treatment awaited. they were shampooed, conditioned, and towel-dried like royaltyâthough baby did his best to convince everyone he was being waterboarded the entire time. when they emerged from the bathroom, both cats were fluffed up like expensive rugs, their fur cleaner than it had ever been. baby, despite his protests, smelled like fresh lavender instead of whatever unholy mix of motor oil and dirt heâd been previously marinating in.
but the real cherry on top was the styling session.
mr. pickles, being the noble creature he was, tolerated this part with a dignified air. his fur was gently trimmed in a way that framed his face, and even his whiskers got the lightest touch-upâjust enough to appease his tiny owner. a small bow was delicately placed on his collar, a mark of his undeniable seniority in the household. he looked like a wise old professor, the type to lecture other cats about the "good old days" when food didnât come from cans but was hunted with claws and cunning.
baby, on the other hand, was made to suffer.
his fur, already a wild mess, was combed into submission before babykuna decided that he too deserved a bow. however, unlike mr. picklesâ refined little accessory, babyâs was a full-blown, oversized pink ribbon, positioned right at the top of his head like he was some kind of tragic beauty pageant contestant. the sheer offense on his face was unmatched. if looks could kill, babykuna would have been vaporized on the spot.
when sukuna entered post-session, arms crossed and already expecting some level of nonsense, he was greeted with the sight of two completely different levels of feline acceptance.
mr. pickles sat tall, his mane glossy, his whiskers subtly shapedâif anything, he looked rather pleased with himself. he was exuding "distinguished gentleman" energy, a cat who would sit on a velvet throne and demand tribute. baby, meanwhile, sat stiff as a board, the pink ribbon slipping slightly to the side, his eyes holding the thousand-yard stare of someone who had seen too much.
sukuna snorted. "why the hell does baby look like he just lost a bet?"
babykuna, utterly delighted with her work, beamed up at him. "doesn't he look sooo cute?!"
baby, tail flicking in pure rage, silently disagreed.
TOJI x reader. gender neutral reader, no pronouns mentioned, toji lives
the first time you found toji huddled in your shared room, it was well past his usual working hours. considering heâd only dragged himself home at 4am the previous night, you figured exhaustion had finally caught up to him. toji was not the type to stop moving. ever. Â âtired?â you asked gently.Â
he looked up, smirking. ânah. retired.âÂ
your jaw dropped. retired? as in permanently? the man who treated work like a full-contact sport? but no joke followed. he was serious. you didnât think youâd ever been happier in your entire life.Â
toji laughed at your dumbfounded expression before pulling you into his ridiculous bear hug. âyouâre stuck with me now, sweetheart.â
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GETO x reader. gender neutral reader, no pronouns mentioned, geto does not deflect
the first time you found geto huddled in your shared room, your heart sank. geto huddling was a bad sign. you thought he was doing okay, considering everything â therapy sessions, reconnecting with friends, the works. but then you noticed what he was holding.Â
a single strand of hair.Â
his hair.Â
âitâs broken,â he muttered, eyes fixed on the offending strand. âthis means split ends, doesnât it?âÂ
you sighed. his depression wasnât back; his vanity was.Â
âgreat. just great,â he sighed dramatically, retreating further into his silk pillow cave. you left him to mourn in peace.
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GOJO x reader. gender neutral reader, no pronouns mentioned
the first time you found gojo huddled in your shared room, you didnât panic â you assumed he was trying to weasel his way out of work. which, frankly, was strange, given how much he adored tormenting his students with nonsensical training exercises. but when you walked in, the room was a battlefield.Â
wrappers. so many wrappers.Â
chocolates, gummies, cookies, things you werenât even sure were technically edible. gojo lay in the middle of it, like some sugary war general, twirling a lollipop stick between his fingers. âself-care, babe,â he said with a grin, crumbs everywhere.
you left him to it, but not before muttering about how cleaning up was also self-care.
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NANAMI x reader. gender neutral reader, no pronouns mentioned
the first time you found nanami huddled in your shared room, you almost called an ambulance. huddling wasnât exactly his thing. was he sick? dying? both? your mind raced through scenarios of him stoically hiding a terminal illness because âitâs not proper to trouble others.â but as you cautiously approached, ready to demand answers, you noticed the makeshift fort heâd built from your shared bedding. not just that â heâd constructed a fortress of books, an outright barricade. he looked up from his current read, glasses perched on his nose, and said, âitâs my day off.âÂ
oh. that was anticlimactic. turns out, nanami decompresses by becoming a literature troll.
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CHOSO x female reader. you are parents to two sets of twins (girls + boys), modern au, crack, talks about various sports & the related injuries, no names for your kids specified.
raising four kids was no joke, but you and choso had somehow mastered the art of controlled chaos. your two sets of twins â yes, two, because the kamo genes clearly had a thing for balance â were the living proof of that. the older twin boys were forces of nature, a perfect blend of talent and unshakable confidence, while the younger twin girls had inherited their fatherâs quiet intensity, which made them intimidating by default.
gymnastics had been a surprise addition to the list of sports your boys excelled at. not that you doubted their ability, but with how aggressively they tackled every other sport â basketball, ice hockey, track â you hadn't expected them to have the grace required for floor routines and balance beams. yet, there they were, flipping through the air with the same ease they had when dunking a basketball.
"not gonna lie, i'm impressed," you mused, watching one of your sons land a perfect double backflip off the vault.
"naturally," choso nodded, arms crossed, looking every bit the proud father. "they have the best genes."
"bold statement for a man who can barely do a somersault," you teased.
choso frowned. "i can do a somersault."
"can and should are different things, babe."
meanwhile, the younger kamo twins sat a little ways off, watching their brothers with unreadable expressions. while their brothers were all about high-energy sports, the girls had taken a different approach â more calculated, more deliberate. people had learned quickly not to underestimate them.
"you guys wanna try gymnastics too?" you asked, leaning down slightly.
one of them â your youngest by exactly three minutes â gave you a look that could only be described as unimpressed. "no."
"why not? your brothers seem to enjoy it."
"because we like winning," the older twin stated plainly, as if that explained everything.
choso nodded approvingly. "makes sense."
"that doesn't explain anything," you pointed out.
"we like sports where we can directly beat other people," the younger one elaborated. "team sports. combat sports. gymnastics is great and all, but itâs about individual performance. there's no opponent to crush."
ah. that explained the ice hockey and basketball obsession.
your boys, overhearing the conversation, ran over to you. one of them draped an arm over his sisterâs shoulders. "you guys donât know what you're missing. gymnastics is dope."
"dope, but not violent enough," the older twin girl deadpanned.
"not violent enough? did you miss the part where i could break my neck doing this?" he gestured wildly to the high bars.
"self-inflicted injury doesnât count," she replied smoothly. choso covered his mouth with his hand, pretending to cough to hide his laughter. you, on the other hand, had no such restraint. "they got you there, baby."
your son scowled but didnât argue because he knew better. instead, he turned to his brother for backup. "bro, back me up here."
"nah, they got you there."
the betrayed look on his face sent you into another fit of laughter.
"anyway," the younger twin girl continued, unfazed, "i think it's cool you guys do gymnastics. but itâs not for us."
"fair enough," your son conceded, ruffling her hair.
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SUKUNA x reader. gender neutral reader, no pronouns mentioned. sukuna is still the king of curses but in a modern au. and your boyfriend <3 and you're a cat owner!!
youâve always considered sukuna to be a force of nature â unshakable, terrifying, a walking calamity wrapped in arrogance and muscle. but nothing, nothing could have prepared you for the sight before you now.
there he is, your mighty, cruel, and insufferably smug demon of a boyfriend, crouched on the floor in front of your cat, his expression more serious than when heâs contemplating mass destruction.
âi donât get you,â sukuna mutters, arms resting on his knees as he stares at the feline, who sits primly on the floor, tail flicking lazily. âyouâre small. your head is tiny. you have no claws worth a damn, and yet you strut around like you own this place.â
your cat turns to look at him slowly. the audacity.
âoh, so now youâre being mysterious? yeah, real intimidating, runt,â sukuna scoffs, leaning in. âtell me, why the hell do you scream at five in the morning for no reason?â
your cat meows. sukuna nods, as if that was an actual answer.
ânah, i donât buy it. i know when someoneâs bullshitting me.â he strokes his chin, as if deep in thought. âand whatâs with the scratching? you have a whole damn tree to tear up, but no, itâs gotta be the couch, huh? or my chair. my throne in this shitty modern world.â
your cat remains utterly unfazed, licking a paw and dragging it over its ear. sukuna clicks his tongue in frustration.
âyou think youâre untouchable. you think you can do whatever you want just âcause youâre small and cute?â he narrows his eyes. âyou remind me of someone.â
you narrow your eyes right back from your hiding spot behind the doorway. excuse me?
but sukuna is too deep in his investigation to notice. he gestures toward your phone lying face-down on the table. âand whatâs with your vendetta against cameras? huh? every time thereâs a flash, you go feral. you act like youâre being dragged to hell.â
your catâs ears twitch. a clear tell.
âohhhh,â sukuna smirks, leaning in like heâs caught onto something juicy. âwhat, you got a dark past? you some kinda criminal? donât want your face out there âcause youâre on a hit list?â
the cat swipes at sukunaâs knee, and he actually pulls back with a scoff. âoi, donât get violent with me, brat. i asked a simple question.â
you have to bite your lip to keep from laughing.Â
âi should make you my disciple,â sukuna suddenly muses, tilting his head as he assesses the feline before him. âyou got the attitude down. the little mind games. yeah⊠you could be something great.â
your cat sneezes. sukuna frowns, as if personally offended. â...youâre turning down my offer? just like that?â
he sits back with a dramatic sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose. âunbelievable. youâre worse than your owner.â
excuse me again???
before you can march in and object, your cat gets up, stretches leisurely, and then â just to really assert dominance â turns around and sticks its tail right in sukunaâs face before trotting off.
he stares after it, jaw clenched, eye twitching.
ââŠiâm gonna eat it.â
you finally lose the battle against your laughter.
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NANAMI x reader. gender neutral reader, no pronouns mentioned
nanami in his crisp suit, looking every bit the no-nonsense salaryman, only for his pant leg to shift just enough to reveal socks with tiny cartoon shrimp or dancing frogs. nobody dares to mention it â not because theyâre scared of him, but because the sheer contrast between his usual demeanor and his sock choices is too much to process.
if someone does manage to bring it up, maybe an unsuspecting junior at work, nanami just pushes up his glasses and deadpans, "my spouse bought these for me." as if that explains everything. and, honestly? it does.
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GETO x female reader. fiancĂ© geto, fluff & crack, you have a dog named gojo so do with that what you will. this takes a dig at consumerism but i promise you that is not the intent. this is also the last part of the fiancĂ© geto series đïž
your bathroom is a fortress of beauty. an empire built on hydration, nourishment, and glow.
it started out simple â your body wash, a few lotions, maybe a nice scrub. then, suguru moved in, and suddenly, every known hair product to mankind had taken residence. deep conditioners, curl creams, serums, scalp oils, mystical potions that looked like they were extracted from the fountain of youth.
the balance? 50/50. suguru had haircare dominance, and you reigned supreme over bodycare.
but that balance was now under threat. because one of your body washes was disappearing at an alarming rate.
"what the fuck," you muttered, staring at the nearly empty bottle of your $30 vanilla bourbon body wash that you were absolutely sure had been full last week. you turned, eyes narrowed at the shelves â your shelves â lined with lotions, creams, exfoliators, butters, and at least five different types of shower oils.
then, across the room, were suguruâs shelves. shelves he personally built because his hair products started overflowing onto your side.
multiple hair masks from brands only spoken of in whispers
serums that claimed to revive the soul, not just the scalp
a lineup of conditioners so potent they should be classified as performance-enhancing drugs
curl creams in glass bottles, because suguru insisted âplastic is beneath my hairâ
a wooden comb set that cost as much as rent
so, with everything at his disposal, why was your husband suddenly dipping into your inventory?
you set the bottle down, deep in thought. there were only two suspects.
GETO x female reader. fiancé geto, fluff & crack, you have a dog named gojo so do with that what you will.
birthdays are a special occasion, but when itâs your fiancĂ© getoâs birthday, itâs a full-blown event. gifts? top-tier. dinner? already reserved at his favorite restaurant. romance? obviously. however, this year, geto had one specific request that turned the night into a logistical nightmare.
he wanted to bring satoru.
not his best friend satoru, but your ridiculously white, obnoxiously spoiled retriever â who, to no oneâs surprise, also had bright blue eyes and a penchant for stealing your fiancĂ©âs attention whenever possible.
"he's a part of the family," geto had reasoned earlier that day, scratching satoru behind the ears as the dog dramatically collapsed into his lap. "and he loves me."
"he loves inconveniencing me," you muttered, watching satoru flop over with a huff. geto smirked. "sounds familiar."
and thatâs how you ended up at dinner date night with geto and your 75-pound, attention-seeking furry third wheel sitting at your feet, dressed in a stupid little bow tie geto had personally picked out.
the night started fine. candles, good wine, romantic atmosphere. suguru, as always, looked unfairly good in a dark button-up, sleeves rolled up, hair tied back but with a few strands loose. it shouldâve been the perfect evening. shouldâve. but satoru had other plans.
as soon as your food arrived, you felt it â a large, furry weight leaning against geto's chair.Â
you glared. "satoru."
the dog stared back with an air that can only be classified as unbothered.
GETO x female reader. fiancĂ© suguru, fluff & crack, self-care sundays; showering, pampering, face-masks, manicures, etc.Â
self-care sundays with your fiancĂ© suguru are an event. they require extensive planning, a dedicated budget (suguruâs black card), and, most importantly, the unwavering commitment to looking unreasonably good while doing absolutely nothing.
the setup is pristine: warm candlelight flickering on the dresser, a bluetooth speaker playing kali uchis like itâs a sacred ritual, and your bed covered in self-care products. youâre both dressed in matching cow-print pajamas, a last-minute online impulse buy that suguru pretended to be unimpressed with but now wears with a very unserious level of smugness.
âready?â you ask, holding up a jar of an expensive face mask. suguru hums, arms crossed. âdepends. is this the one that tingles, or the one that smells like an overpriced smoothie?â
âthe latter,â you assure him, unscrewing the lid. âbut weâre double-masking today, so youâll get to experience both.â
his dramatic sigh is muffled when you smear the cold mask over his face. suguru, being the effortlessly attractive menace that he is, somehow still looks goodâeven with streaks of green goop on his cheeks. he doesnât even flinch, seasoned veteran that he is.
âi see you got everything from the list,â you say, reaching for the body butter.
âof course. do you think iâd let you down?â he grins, stretching out his legs as he watches you. âi was a man on a mission at sephora. dodged at least five aggressive salespeople, flashed my wedding band to scare off a few flirts, and even walked out with my dignity intact.â
âthatâs debatable,â you mutter, scooping out a generous amount of cream and rubbing it into your arms.Â
CHOSO x female reader. heavy angst, reader is a widow, you two have a kid. can be read as canon. very short and unfleshed out drabble lol
âmama, why do you look sad when you look at me?â
the question hits you out of nowhere, tiny but heavy. you turn to see him staring at you, that same intense gaze thatâs so familiar it aches. chosoâs gaze, even if he doesn't realize it. âi donât look sad,â you say, forcing a smile that doesnât quite reach your eyes. âi look⊠happy.â
he scrunches his face in that curious way he always does, so thoughtful for a little boy. âbut sometimes you cry when you look at me.â
you feel the breath leave your lungs, a shaky exhale that you try to cover with a cough. âi cry because⊠you remind me of someone very special.â
âwho?â his small voice is quiet, innocent. heâs tilting his head now, curious and thoughtful, dark eyes so full of questions. âlike a friend?â
you close your eyes, steadying yourself. how do you explain? ânot just a friend⊠someone who loved you very much, more than anything.â
âlike you love me?â
âyes,â you whisper, voice wavering. âjust like i love you.â
he frowns, piecing something together. "was it papa?"
the word slips out of his mouth so naturally, so innocently, and it pierces straight through you. papa. heâs too young to remember him, to know the weight of that word, yet somehow, he still does.
âyeah, sweetheart,â you finally manage. âjust like papa.â
âdid he love me lots too?â
your heart breaks as you nod, brushing a hand over his hair. âso much, baby. he loved you more than the whole world.â
he smiles a little, thoughtful, like heâs holding onto something heâs just discovered. âi think i love him too, mama,â he murmurs. âeven if i donât remember him.â
and as he rests his head against you, you feel the ache in your chest soften, just a little, his heartbeat steady against yours â a reminder that a part of choso is still here, living on in this small, precious boy who carries him in ways heâll never know.
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GETO x female reader. implied female reader [mentioned as wife and other feminine terms], no country specified but reader celebrates diwali, traditional customs and cultural symbolism, chaotic environment, domestic fluff, cousin banter, playful teasing, hair braiding, family dynamics, gentle mockery, kids/teens involved, domestic fluff, marriage dynamicsÂ
You had half a mind thinking that Geto lost his way somewhere between the living room and the kitchen, because the scene that greeted you was nothing short of absurd.
There he sat, cross-legged on the floor in the middle of your cousinâs room, surrounded by a gaggle of preteens and teenagers who were all whispering, giggling, and arguing in overlapping chaos. And there, right in the center of it all, was your composed, too-polite-for-his-own-good husband, letting your cousins braid his hair with the patience of a saint and the confusion of a man who didnât know how he ended up as a practice mannequin.
âNo, no â youâre braiding too tight! His scalpâs gonna hurt!â one cousin scolded, batting anotherâs hands away.
âItâs fine,â Geto said quickly, even though his hair was being tugged in three different directions. âI can handle it.â
âYou always say that,â the youngest one piped up, tongue sticking out as she looped a rubber band around the end of his braid, âbut your face looks like youâre trying really hard not to cry.â
âIâm not crying,â he said calmly, blinking as a jasmine flower was tucked behind his ear. âJust⊠enduring.â
âSee? Crying,â another cousin teased, collapsing into laughter.
NANAMI x female reader. oblivious female reader, established relationship, GTA references, fluff & crack
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