scam a bitch before she scams you

"The gates are open, leave"-Cicero's First Oration against Catiline

[bradsack]

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

[madmagethistle]

“i saw you hanging out with caitlyn yesterday” “r-rebecca its not what you think!” “i wont hesitate bitch”

passes the bechdel test

[thatscottishplay]

We live in a world where in a six second video satirizing reality tv show tropes regarding women passes the bechdel test but most two hour movies can’t

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Not to mention the vine is done by a prepubescent boy with what looks beach balls down his shirt.

[haydengise]

Caitlyn Jenner might dance with Donald Trump tomorrow at his inauguration so I thought I’d get a few things straight:

Caitlyn Jenner is:

-Brave for coming into the public eye with her transition

-Against same sex marriage even though she is part of the LGBTQIA community

-A life long Republican

-Supported Trump during the campaign

Caitlyn Jenner is not:

-A saint

-A representative for the entire Trans community

[hallogallo]

You are not allowed to:

-misgender her because you think she’s not a good person

[celebsofcolor]

[theslaybymic]

Drag queen Phi Phi O’Hara recreates 90s cartoons

Drag queen, artist and chameleon extraordinaire Phi Phi O'Hara is chronicling her #365DaysOfDrag project on Instagram. As part of the year-long project, O'Hara limited her subject matter for a time to iconic cartoon characters of the ‘90s — and they are amazing.

More like this on @this-is-life-actually

[littlepandabear]

JUDY

[yourbigsisnissi]

i live

[andyrockcandy-deactivated202205]

Ok but this post left out the two best ones.

[romy7]

[milkmoustaches]

YOU BETTER FUCK. IT. UP.

[xenolithia]

CHARACTER MAKEUP. I CANT YES.

[chocolate--goddess]

Such talent

[sandimgetriebe]

[christel-thoughts]

She made her account private after this

[proto-homo]

“Higher your goals”

[thatsthat24]

Thinking You Have a Chance 😩

[drxgonfly]

Frozen Kingdom (by ginaups)

[freezer-bird]

The Boy Who Makes The Flowers Grow

You remind me of vines climbing an old building, Of tall sun flowers in the afternoon, When the sun sets over the mountains, It makes me think of you.

You remind me of the sun slanting through the windows, Of old beautiful houses, Flower pots and lamp posts, All pretty little things make me think of you.

Leafs crunching under foot and the crisp autumn air, Orange light shining through the trees at sun set, And the colours yellow and blue, These things all make me think of you.

All things pretty, just like you.

[pawspaintsnthings]

I made a Jack companion piece to the last realistic Bitty piece I did, so I’m posting them together.  Lets all hope that the Falconers go far in the playoffs if nothing else to see Jack’s playoff scruff again. Amen. 

[orka-nism]

Luke Skywalker (1977) x Leslie Knope (2009)

[video-hall-of-fame]

[infinity-ahead]

There are so many layers as to why this is funny to me

[sweet-sappho]

Why are straight girls allowed to experiment with other girls, but lesbians aren’t allowed to experiment with guys? If you’re a lesbian and you’re questioning your sexuality, it’s totally okay to experiment with a guy to see if you like it. You are 100% valid and you are loved. If you’re a lesbian and you’ve been with guys in the past, you are still a lesbian. Your past does not define your present, nor does it define your future. You are 100% valid and you are loved.

[aquariusmercury]

[boicult]

me as hell

[thepressure]