junior assistant dumbass in training

29, needs a nap

[bl00dfroma-fairy]

[leehallfae]

@/girlglimmer (x) // @/christmas-winter (x) // fireflies - suzanne siegel // “orange and blue” - sarah jarosz // beautiful night - momcilo simic // christmas eve - julia andreevna petrova // @/hunting-brother (x) // @/bluecapsicum (x) // suzanne siegel

[k1tk4ttt]

How I feel reading smut while being scared of intimacy in real life

[vaninnavaninni]

When Monica Bellucci said: I love women and perhaps women feel it, and many of my friends are women. My universe is utterly feminine. I'm motivated by women. Women are my source of inspiration. Even when I go to the movies.... If there are no women... It's unlikely that I'll watch 'Master and Commander' because when there are no women on the screen, I get bored.

[bookcub]

me talking to random stangers: do you know about the libby app? it allows you to check out ebooks and audiobooks from your local library networks. libby can be installed on multiple mobile devices and opened on your desktop. i love libby so much and use it every day. you should too and you will also love libby.

[celestial-gremlin]

Are they lovers? Worse. They never got to be.

[bayesic-bitch]

Starting my speech at the Omelas city counsel with a child acknowledgement statement

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the make up industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. im doing none of that in fact

[rohirric-hunter]

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[burins]

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

[winterghosted]

do you realise how fucked up this group has to be when bucky barnes is the most stable out of all of them

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[eulerseverything]

Was anyone gonna tell me we found who Cleo was??? The integration genius on math stack exchange from 10 years ago?

Cleo (mathematician) - Wikipedia

Cleo (mathematician) - Wikipedia

TLDR it was a professor from Uzbekistan named Viktor Reshetnikov who did it because he wanted people to be more interested in the niche problems people would post on there. Cleo wasn’t even his only account, he was doing multiple people

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

additional detail - he picked very tricky problems where he had a good guess for the answer but was really struggling to prove it. he would post the problem on an alt, then instapost what he thought was the answer as Cleo, and then hope that he could bait other people into doing the work to verify step by step that his solution was correct. and it worked a bunch of times!

previously he had just posted "hey i think this is the solution to this complex integral but i want help proving it" and then got zero interaction

[ospreyonthemoon]

That's fascinating tbh

[plullaby]

i want to live in a ghibli movie and wear cute outfits and have my room filled with flowers and magic

[starrywisdomsect]

Jan Švankmajer’s Castle of Otranto (1977) is an animated adaptation of Horace Walpole’s 1764 novel of the same name. This novel is credited with the start of the genre of gothic fiction, and was heavily influential on the horror genre as a whole.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[altospaceangel]

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.