[ultrvmonogamy]

if we were just a couple of raccoons would u rummage through trash w me be honest

[zootedboy]

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

[capstellium]

i hate twitter bc every time a new season of stranger things comes out everyone is on there like “winona ryder in the 90’s tho😍” like bitch.... winona ryder is hot now. im so tired of cowardice. accept milfs into your heart or perish

[c-isnenegro]

[danger]

[thepositiveseed]

@thepositiveseed

[justdaysoffuturespast]

My sister got me a set of Norse Foundry Amethyst dice for Christmas! She knows absolutely nothing about rpgs/gaming or dice but was super proud of what she picked out!

[spiritual-vibrations]

[spiritual-vibrations]

[to-be-okay-deactivated20221112]

“One of the most expensive things you could ever do is pay attention to the wrong people.”

— Dr. Henry Cloud

[clown-funeral]

Everyone shut up and look at this dog dressed like pinhead from Hellraiser

[aiastelamonian-deactivated20250]

What? by Eva Fialka

[deaddolin]

remember that person that impulsively spin kicked the anti abortion protester lmfao

[plantkat]

YES i have it saved as a gif hold on

[guerrillatech]

[funnytwittertweets]

[aureliaborealis]

this is how antivaxxers argue lmao

[wilwheaton]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]