du has mich

patrick

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

that one really eloquent australian dude getting arrested for dining and dashing is my idol tbh

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

this guy

[powerfulwizard]

I feel like this guy is an English nobleman from 100 years ago sent into the future and didn’t think he had to pay for food because of his status

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

AND YOU SIR?????

ARE YOU WAITING TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS??????

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

christ i just cannot stop thinking about this video. every word out of this man’s lips is delivered with such majesty and grace that you almost forget he’s screaming about his dick after refusing to pay for a meal

[1-800-slut-central-deactivated2]

Him: Me: 💞😛😘😍😫🤤😳👅👀❣️💕💞💝💘💖💗💓🔐🆘📛‼️🆒✔️📢♥️💦

[torturelabyrinth]

this is the most profound thing i’ve ever read

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[tinybed]

he is a man of fortune

[tinybed]

1 reblog = 1 bountiful blessing from the man of fortune

[saintcurvy]

one bountiful blessing from the tiniest man of fortune!!!!!!!!

[bob-belcher]

[blednochka-deactivated20171105]

[lesbibat-blog]

the guy at the apple store: yeah the macbook here comes with 16 gigabytes of ram

solid snake: 16 gigabytes of ram huh…….. hhnnngngnh

[his-shining-tears]

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[daisukerichard444]

#イラスト #illustration

[taquito]

this video is making me lose my god damn mind

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[excima]

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[lilgivenchyprincess]

Wow I can’t wait to have a baby

[scorpiogothgf-deactivated202103]

moving-on-without-you.mp3

[crownico]

OOOOOOO

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

[aewm]

me

[frauenbrauengifs]

[ammit420]

*reblogs a post asking for anons*

first anon: you’re a shell of a human being and you’ve never experienced intimacy

me: