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i don't do bad sauce passes

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Kiana Khansmith

@theartofmadeline

Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi

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AnasAbdin

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Cosmic Funnies
trying on a metaphor
Misplaced Lens Cap

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will byers stan first human second

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@goingoblinmode
like to charge, reblog to cast.
Normal notification to get at 2am
why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath
mpreg... mpreg... hard nipples and everything
money beyond ypur wildist dreams
one hundred and seventy dollars
just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big
am i the problem
op are you a hobbit
Fuck small talk. Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.
Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.
Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes
Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God
He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.
Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.
i think that "claims to be pro life dies anyway" is the singular funniest phrase ever invented because there's just no coming back from that unless we suddenly get really good at necromancy
pro lifer comes back wrong and they're really upset about it because they didn't get a. a. a ch
Text of tweet under the cut because it is loooong.
But... Stochastic Parrots.
a little guy on a snowy night
a little guy sees the full winter moon
a little guy follows the smoke to the edge of the woods
a little guy enters the woods
a little guy finds a clearing
a little guy goes deeper into the woods
a little guy realizes he's not alone in these woods
a little guy finds the source of the smoke
a little guy finds a bigger guy
a little guy spends a moment alone
a little guy gets back to his walk
a little guy sees his goal
a little guy walks through the thinning woods
a little guy takes a break
a little guy finds an almost frozen river
a little guy nimbly jumps across the ice floes
a little guy falls in the river nonetheless
a little guy nears the base of the yawning mountain
a little guy is dwarfed by the first few feet of the mountain
a little guy begins his climb while the snow starts
a little guy is now taller than the trees
a little guy climbs higher and higher
a little guy passes history by
a little guy reaches the summit
a little guy spends another moment alone
a little guy pays his respects
a little guy falls asleep
a little guy wakes up untouched by the winter night's snow
a big guy kept an eye on his little guy
a little guy heads home once more
the end
funniest convo ever with a guy who said 2 me "nobody uses journalism degrees" and i said "my mom has a bachelors in journalism" and he smiled like knowingly and said "yeah, but what does she do?" and i said "she runs a newspaper and publishes romance novels on the side." and he literally said "oh" and nothing else. like he ended the whole conversation there.
i've just been informed he has a trombone degree. like the study of playing trombone. which is all well and good, i genuinely think we should all have the opportunity to chase our academic bliss but i do think the trombone studies guy should hesitate to judge the economic value of other people's degrees no
I’m getting threatening scam emails from author john green
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Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing
Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression
the horse is so fuckable
immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport
during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?
infinity on high is the only album ever
the floating head of wisdom
Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.
Thank you for the clarification
“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire
you’re actually correct!
Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size
Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs
Behold, a (hu)man!
The bird that torments Prometheus learned something