Gold!!!

I am gold. I am valuable. I am a conductor. Hehehehehehe.

[gold-offical]

INTRO POST TIME!

I am gold. Any pronouns.

My atomic number is 79. I am a neutral atom and have 79 electrons.

I am a conductor. I am very valuable. I am worth about 4,700$ per ounce right now (price subject to change)

Muahahahahahahaaha!

[gold-offical]

The gold standard! The gold standard.

Someone's probably done this before but idc

Ah yes, the gold standard!

You mortals' precious credit cards can fail at a mere power outage, but I last forever!

[gold-offical]

gosh i sure wish i had millions upon millions of dollars in gold ...

Go sell nfts or something like that. Or perhaps @penny-offical could help you with your wish for money, idk I ain't a bank.

[gold-offical]

Gold pls?

Sure!

*degoldifies the gold-crusted steak of some rich person, causing utter bewilderment as it flies at your face at 67 miles per hour*

[that-lost-sock-offical]

day 2 or 3 of being prime minister of officalverse

Im enjoying it quite a lot and im glad everyone is enjoying this year

[gold-offical]

Can you use gold (aka me) as your currency? Everyone else is doing it!

[merchant-offical]

Greetings.

I am the merchant.

My name does not matter.

For it was forgotten by many the minute I left.

If you wish to buy, I have many things.

Do not ask me to list them, just ask if I have something.

I most likely do.

You may sell.

Shall we begin?

Pfp drawn by @killer-offical @satan-offical @mrevilvillanplotman-offical @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @smol-gremlin-child-offical @spamton-offical1997 @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @postie-offical @lore-anon-offical @laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed @light-offical @da-police-offical @freedom-motif-offical @poseidon-offical @poetry-official @offical-fanartist-offical @i-am-a-fish @killer-offical @kinger-offical @knife-roomba-offical @horsebutblue @beansandsausages32 @waiter-offical @man-offical @gold-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @evil-lemon-shark-offical @evil-man-offical @an-angel-offical

[gold-offical]

Oh yeah! I'm pretty sure part of my being is with your things...

I honestly can't keep track of which being s have sort of me anymore.

[periodic-table-official]

Gold/Autigender

Autigender- a gender which can only be understood in the context of being autistic.

Vast amounts of gold are dissolved in the ocean, but there’s no cost-effective way to extract it. The mirrors on the James Webb Space Telescope, aka my literal wife, are coated in a thin layer of gold in order to optimize the reflection of infrared light.

@gold-offical

[gold-offical]

THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE IS YOUR WIFE?!? Don't worry, I would never cross the line with your wife

Anyways, I'm used to having parts of my being scattered all across the world. I'm keeping an eye on @the-trout-satan-fucked-offical, (not in a stalking way, more in a I can detect all lifeforms in the ocean because there is so much gold dissolved in it) so I hope my being doesn't get extracted from the ocean.

[gold-offical]

If you won first place in something, would you be your own medal?!

Yes, the medal would be made of my own being. If I won the Olympic gold metal it would have a bunch of silver in it as well!!!

[gold-offical]

Idk if you guys realize this but I am all the gold. All of it. I am the trace amount of gold within you humans, I am the gold in a wedding ring. I am the gold within the earth and the gold on that rich person's gold-crusted steak. Whenever you guys dig me up from the ground, it's like having your flesh rearranged. But I don't mind at all. I don't feel pain.

[gold-offical]

Just remember guys, civilization has used me for thousands of years as currency. Just remember that everytime you use that stupid cash or the god-forsaken card, or those old crusty checks.

[gold-offical]

BUY ME! I AM THE BEST CURRENCY EVER!!

[panic-at-the-aromantic]

gold propaganda

[gold-offical]

yes, would you like some of my being?

*rips a pound of myself out of the ground and gives it to you*

Don't worry, this is on the house.

:3

[gold-offical]

BUY ME! I AM THE BEST CURRENCY EVER!!

[gold-offical]

I Deem You Worthy!

I Have A Blog.

The Goal Is For Many Officals/Officials To Follow It.

Will You?

-@but-will-it-be-famous

You'll be the perfect celebrity to spout my pro-gold propaganda! Thank you!

[chromiumanganese-offical]

summoning the periodicverse

how many of us are there?

@hydrogen-officeal @helium-offical @lithium-oficial @carbon-offical @oxygen-officially @oxygen-offical @fluorine-offical @neon-offical @aluminum-offical @silicon-offical @phosphorus-offical @chlorine-offical @argon-offical @titanium-offical @vanadium-offical chromiumanganese-offical @iron-offical @cobalt-official @nickel-official @copper-offical @arsenic-offical @rubidium-offical @technetium-offical @indium-offical @tin-offical @antimony-offical @iodine-offical @xenon-offical @osmium-official @gold-offical @thallium-offical @lead-official @bismuth-offical @polonium-official @astatine-offical @francium-offical @radium-official @thorium-offical @uranium-offical @uranium-offcial @fermium-offical @ninovium-offical @periodic-table-official @sulfur-offical @yttrium-offical @radon-offical @mercury80-offical @potasium-offical

this is everyone i could find

PERIODICVERSE I CALL UPON YOU! (edit: elementverse)

[gold-offical]

I am here, ready to take down some governments.

[gold-offical]

*chews on you* owie i broke a tooth :(

Ooh! Your replacement tooth can be made out of me!

[gold-offical]

MWAHAHAHA

WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN MY EVIL TEAM?

@mrevilvillanplotman-offical

YES! I CAN DISAPPEAR FROM THE COUNTRIES THAT STILL USE GOLD TO BACK UP THEIR CURRENCIES AND CRASH THEIR ECOMOMIES!!!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

MWAHAHAHA

DO YOU WANT TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT?

[gold-offical]

Which one?

[gold-offical]

MWAHAHAHA

WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN MY EVIL TEAM?

@mrevilvillanplotman-offical

YES! I CAN DISAPPEAR FROM THE COUNTRIES THAT STILL USE GOLD TO BACK UP THEIR CURRENCIES AND CRASH THEIR ECOMOMIES!!!