[cryptotheism]

Worthless Peon Friend: I deleted social media and picked up whittling

You: Ayyy looks like the vessel is getting filled

Other friend: W fullness

[panic-at-the-aromantic]

what

[actualized-animal]

it’s so funny thinking about the world pictured in the solarpunk chobani yogurt ad because we see that plastic is only used for chobani products, which are the only thing people eat that isn’t just naturally grown fruits and vegetables. chobani is the only food brand that exists in this world. the power dynamic going on here must be insane. if you wrote a story set in that world the only narrative that would make sense is one where the monopolistic chobani corporation is the main antagonistic force

[itskindryte]

It's 2AM stawberry time again

[curioscurio]

What if I were a lawyer and you were a comic bubble… and what if we were both girls…

[curioscurio]

oc brainrot. is real

[dkpsyhog]

You managed to give expressive posing to an abstract shape what the fuck

[animentality]

[fujokafka]

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

[andthelaw]

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks

[arcticwolf4life]

Go ahead. Ask me random stuff. Idc XD

[satan-offical]

Sexy Satan Contest Only Round

Satan-offical

No

Remaining time: 10 hours 33 minutes

[electricalneon]

made this babytuber thumbnail cause i kept seeing this meme for the past few days

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

(opens tumblr) oh boy time to make another banger 0 note post! can’t wait to never see this on youtube!

[cornstarch-offical]

Can people experience dysphoria with out being trans? Like about your belly of sm?

[panic-at-the-aromantic]

yeah, kinda? thesres differant kinds of disphoria that arent gender dysphoria

[moondoll6]

i have four tabs open and my laptop is Screaming at me because of it.

[panic-at-the-aromantic]

i have a hundred and forty nine tabs open on my phone

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

everyone write your top 3 current vocal stims and then tag a few others??? pwease???

I’ll start

“SOMEBODY KEEPS GETTING SPARKLING WATER AND I DONT KNOW WHO”

“tHaNk yOu yOu aRe riGhT”

“who the fuck is ruby?”

@seizesthegay @toastiegotburnt7272 @biteygremlinanon +open tags

[cabinthreeproblems]

1. eXpREsSo mArTiNi

2. *soft high-pitched screaming like a chipmunk*

3. was the GRRRRRRINK THERE?!?!

@ryan-reynolds-is-my-wife @raventhecrispy-offical @subtletwilighteternity @ieatgoobers + open tags

[subtletwilighteternity]

“Meanwhile, in Chigaco”

”road work ahead, uh yeah I sure hope it does”

Idk

[anonmous-offical]

Doing online thingys I type a lot instead

Mrrp

wawoo

This/that ___ is sponsored by chaos inc!

[spongeboblvr-32]

*meowing*

mmhmmmhmm *katseye animal reference*

maybe 67

@js-kota-ig77 @rainlilio @gore-and-suicide @cat-found-in-an-allie +open tags!

[gore-and-suicide]

I keep your secret safe with me. (Also a KATSEYE reference) 2. Rawr-ing 3. cursing the life out of me.

@ant-the-anteater @cat-found-in-an-allie @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical

YALL ARE SUMMONED

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

1. The muffin man.

2. Mmmmm i smell marijuaaaanaaaaa

3. Whatareyatalkingbout

[panic-at-the-aromantic]

should i? perhaps! will i? noooo. do i enjoy being difficult most definitely!

explain to daddy bubble how bad thing!

pleeease rosie i neeed this. my staff is kinda broken,..i live in a hotel i wanna get the fuck out!!

[polpotpie]

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

[teaboot]

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

[boymounter]

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[no-one-offical]

‎

[autoenucleate]

hate it when people call ada lovelace the first female programmer, when in reality she was the first programmer ever. she wrote programs for a machine before it was ever constructed

[etirabys]

I deserve more credit for not picking stupid fights on the internet than a nice person who doesn't pick fights does, because I have an unpleasant personality and it's harder for me