Giant's Kitchen

Goldberg/Bergy He/Him or They/Them Chef of the New Giant Warrior Pirates // header credit at @south-bird-official

[goldberg-official]

TA-DAAAAAAAAA!

I made a snailblr blog! I was bored! Now I'm not!

OTI with anyone as long as they don't try to be purposefully mean! :D

ooc below cut - ASKS ARE OPEN!!!!

NO SELF CONTROL AND MADE THE GOLDBERG BLOG

modded by the @guns-masks-and-mischief system. also own @tsunami-white-official, etc.

Mod is a minor. Goldberg is 63 as in canon.

There's not much personality for him to go off of so this may be headcanon-heavy.

Headcanons Include:

Goldberg is transmasc and uses he/they pronouns.

Goldberg is friends with Gotsuji.

Goldberg is a conservationist.

Goldberg may or may not have grandma humor at times.

Goldberg will spill lore about mod's other one piece ocs if given the chance; just ask!! (Please)

Goldberg had braces from the age of 15 to the age of 30 because he fell, broke his jaw, somehow all his teeth ended up crooked. He says, quote "IT SUCKED."

tags:

Say hello to my little friend! - Gotsujiposting

Snacktime! - Answered Asks tag

Goldberg Official - general tag

header credit: @south-bird-official

[sungods-temple]

...I got Gotsuji-taso... @goldberg-official

[goldberg-official]

is he okay? what happened?

[sungods-temple]

He's... physically fine. He was trying to befriend Loki. It wasn't going so well, and, he started crying.

I just tried to get him out of there as soon as possible. Thankfully, he wasn't hurt.

[goldberg-official]

[Goldberg's face falls.]

oh.

oh my poor baby...

[Goldberg clears his throat.]

... tell him he's grounded until further notice. he scared me. really bad.

[sungods-temple]

...I got Gotsuji-taso... @goldberg-official

[goldberg-official]

is he okay? what happened?

[sungods-temple]

rodo

where

where's gotsuji

he was here and now he's not

and i'm in debilitating pain and can't get up right now

where did the baby go - @goldberg-official

HUH?! GOTSUJI-TASO IS MISSING!?

Look, I wish it was me who took him, but I have no idea where he is. I haven't even seen him today! Please believe me...

[goldberg-official]

i KNOW YOU WOULDN'T TAKE HIM YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AND BEING FREAKY ALL DAY

I HOPE HE DIDN'T WANDER OFF TO THERE

WHAT WOULD LOKI DO TO HIM!?

[sungods-temple]

Everyone's getting drunk without me.

It's fine, I don't even like drinking that much... I'm supposed to be recovering anyway.

[goldberg-official]

.... if you do go do anything

call Gerd to come get you because i can't

debilitating period hours

[sungods-temple]

ohh.,periods... iused to get them but not anymo re

imsorry goldberg-taso :(((

i will be borgthering gerd-taso later ^^

[goldberg-official]

ily platonically rodo

don't die

drink responsibly

don't forget to drink water

... i'll make you some mango sorbets

[goldberg-official]

periods are miserable as someone who was born female

i can only hope Fleet Admiral Sakazuki and Admiral Ryokyogu aren't dying right now

... tumby hurt. :(

[sungods-temple]

Everyone's getting drunk without me.

It's fine, I don't even like drinking that much... I'm supposed to be recovering anyway.

[goldberg-official]

.... if you do go do anything

call Gerd to come get you because i can't

debilitating period hours

[goldberg-official]

...

Gerd???

@gerd-official

... my period started

and i forgot to buy a new thing of discs

help

[gerd-official]

Don’t worry– Yk I’ve always got what you need!

Do you need an extra checkup? Oh don’t forgot to keep your iron up

I’ve got you 🫡

[goldberg-official]

already making myself a big steak salad...

just need the discs

and maybe some chocolate

or a lot of chocolate

[gerd-official]

I can get you the chocolate and the discs

Need anything else?

[goldberg-official]

... perhaps my weighted blanket? i think i left it at your place last time I was over?

... and can you just come hang out to take my mind off of things?

[gerd-official]

Sure, I folded your weighted blanket just the other day..so I’ll bring that, and a whole heap of snacks. Including some discs.

[goldberg-official]

yippie!!!

[gerd-official]

Interesting!!! I got perseverance, cool

@sungods-temple and @goldberg-official get in on this, oh and you can also include Gotsuji if you’d like! I’m curious to see what one you guys are

A weighted assessment of the seven human soul virtues. Apparently people think it's good.

[goldberg-official]

here's mine! i'll talk to lil fish about doing his own at some point!

[goldberg-official]

...

Gerd???

@gerd-official

... my period started

and i forgot to buy a new thing of discs

help

[gerd-official]

Don’t worry– Yk I’ve always got what you need!

Do you need an extra checkup? Oh don’t forgot to keep your iron up

I’ve got you 🫡

[goldberg-official]

already making myself a big steak salad...

just need the discs

and maybe some chocolate

or a lot of chocolate

[gerd-official]

I can get you the chocolate and the discs

Need anything else?

[goldberg-official]

... perhaps my weighted blanket? i think i left it at your place last time I was over?

... and can you just come hang out to take my mind off of things?

[goldberg-official]

...

Gerd???

@gerd-official

... my period started

and i forgot to buy a new thing of discs

help

[gerd-official]

Don’t worry– Yk I’ve always got what you need!

Do you need an extra checkup? Oh don’t forgot to keep your iron up

I’ve got you 🫡

[goldberg-official]

already making myself a big steak salad...

just need the discs

and maybe some chocolate

or a lot of chocolate

[goldberg-official]

...

Gerd???

@gerd-official

... my period started

and i forgot to buy a new thing of discs

help

[sungods-temple]

Can someone else be the Sun God for me today. I can barely stand and I have a tummy ache;;

[goldberg-official]

... broccoli cheddar soup inbound.

do you want rosemary bread or regular bread?

[sungods-temple]

Rosemary pleas,,e,,,,

[goldberg-official]

ok. broccoli cheddar soup with fresh rosemary bread.

i'll make you a thermos of ginger tea to soothe your stomach too.

drink some water.

[sungods-temple]

Can someone else be the Sun God for me today. I can barely stand and I have a tummy ache;;

[goldberg-official]

... broccoli cheddar soup inbound.

do you want rosemary bread or regular bread?

[karoo-official]

[A giant wanders up with a handfull (or, giant equivalent) of seeds and a big barrel of water for Karoo.]

"THERE'S THE HARDWORKING DUCK I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT! KAROO, RIGHT? LOYAL DUCK OF PRINCESS VIVI?" - @goldberg-official

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[goldberg-official]

[Goldberg squats down to put the seeds where Karoo can reach them.]

"My name's Goldberg. 'm a member of the Giant Warrior Pirates. and apparently a very good friend to birds." [He grins.]

[lowkeyluminary]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE AN RP BLOG I CAN SPAM WITH ASKS

perferably WITH the blog but you guys do you

[sungods-temple]

you

I'm injured. I'm injured and dying and you're all trying to get me pregnant...

[goldberg-official]

leavee him alone he just wants his moose pie (..)

[sungods-temple]

Thank you Goldberg-taso...

Moose pie...

[goldberg-official]

IF ANYONE ELSE SAYS ANYTHING CREEPY TO RODO

I'M CONFISCATING HIM.

I WILL CONFISCATE HIM.

[revolver-girl]

anything creepy to rodo

[goldberg-official]

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