Kankri approaches, a small smile on his face. He was delighted to see Cronus, even if a much different one than the one he was familiar with. "Cr9nus! Hell9, h9w are y9u?" ((gold!kankri, @ask-the-bloodswap-folks ))
“Kan?Hey, vwhats u4?”Cronus smiled back, nodding to the other troll.
@ask-the-bloodswap-folks
“Well, these days I am m9stly wandering ar9und the hive I share with my Matesprit, waiting f9r 9ur eggs t9 hatch. 6ut I decided, and he agreed, that I needed t9 get 9ut. Take a 6reak, see the sights. It is interesting what the idea 9f 6ec9ming a caregiver can d9 t9 a tr9ll, y9u kn9w. Even m9re s9 when the harsh reality is that y9u must 6ec9me 9ne. Well, f9r s9me69dy like me wh9 has never had a p9sitive r9le m9del, it’s.. Hard t9 take in.”
“Kan, I hawve no idea vwhat you’re talkin about but congrats I su44ose?”
“9h! Yes, right, the differences in timelines. I c9mpletely f9rg9t, my sincerest ap9l9gies Cr9nus! I must have 6een very c9nfusing just n9w. If y9u’d like I can g9 int9 extensive detail?”
“i don’t knovw vwhat you’re instinguating but go vwild i guess. cant reely sto4 ya.but vwhos ya red?and vwhats this about grubs?”
“9h, well I am glad y9u asked. My red quadrant is 6eing filled 6y a Tavr9s fr9m the 6u66les. As f9r gru6s, in my timeline tr9lls are capa6le 9f repr9ducti9n. Specifically tr9lls 9f any identificati9n, as all tr9lls have 69th necessary 9rgans. 69th a 6ulge and a n99k. I’m sure I d9n’t need t9 explain t9 y9u h9w sex w9rks.”
“oh-uh yeah i get it.”he doesn’t.Depsite being a cool ass greaser fuck, he was surprising not educated on how literally any of that works.But it’s not like he’s gonna say shit about that.
“I.. D9n’t, d9 I? I will gladly educate y9u 9n the matter, if need 6e.”
“nnoooo thank you-im 4erfectly educated on s-“Cronus wheezed, barely able to finish his sentence.His psionics started to crackle at his embarassment.
“Are y9u alright, Cr9nus? D9 I need t9 fetch y9ur m9irail f9r y9u? Y9u seem… tr9u6led.”
“moirail?kan, i dont got a moirail.”Cronus stared at him in confusion.
“9h! My sincerest ap9l9gies f9r assuming! It seems I f9rg9t t9 check my privilege.”
#privilege unchecked #assuming makes an ass 9ut 9f me
“nah, its fine kan. not ya fault, i mean vwho vwould vwant to,eh?”He laughed, shrugging his shoulders.
“I am sure any tr9ll w9uld 6e lucky t9 have y9u as their m9irail, Cr9nus. Despite y9ur flaws, y9u are very kind. 6esides, wh9 d9esn’t have flaws?”
“vwell, vwhen the flavws outvweigh the 4ros, its kinda hard kan.i a44reciate it, but i dont knovw vwho vwould vwant this vwreck.”
