[goldbrickd]

is water solid from a certain height?

“ . . Ehhh ? I’m prolly forgettin’ somethin’ from my biology classes, buuut... iunno. “ 

[goldbrickd]

doctorsleepytime​:

“That is UNETHICAL EXPERIMENTATION. DO NOT.”

“ SECONDING TH’ NERD OVER HERE, DO NOT DO THAT-- “

[goldbrickd]

doctorsleepytime​:

“So if water is wet then lava is wet. I think it’s safe to say that water is wet, right?”

“ No. No no no-- no no. Not this. Not now. “ 

“ We are not gettin’ inta this. “ 

[goldbrickd]

doctorsleepytime‌:

“…………”

He straight up throws sleepy dust in Ramsey’s face. Full force. No fucking mercy.

“ . . . what. did you just-- “

. . . aaaaaand he’s out like a light!

[goldbrickd]

doctorsleepytime‌:

Call me kid again and see what happens

“ Aaaaaaaaalright. Ya got it , kid. “ 

[goldbrickd]

doctorsleepytime‌:

I feel like this debate has gotten very off topic? I want to hear Steven Universe hot takes.

“ Eh . . I gots one. Shouldn’t you kids be in bed by now - ? “

[goldbrickd]

[doctorsleepytime]

Perish.

[goldbrickd]

[goldbrickd]

enter your name here to find out your pokemon type specialization and then go here and set it to generate six of that type to find your team.

[feeniefleec]

[goldbrickd]

feeniefleec‌:

“ Now what is it that commoners do for merriment again? “

“ Watch soaps, eat Chinese takeout, and cry about yer life choices. ‘t least, thats what I do in my free time. “

[goldbrickd]

Have you ever considered getting a pet rat? Or would that be disrespectful?

“ Ehhh … I don’t think it’d be disrespectful , but – I don’t think I’d be the best pet owner ? Dunno. I wouldn’t trust myself to take care of a little guy like that , ta be honest. Itsa lot of responsibility , and I’m a pretty busy man !“

[tutt3rs]

After the fight

[goldbrickd]

sxndial‌:

“Heya, there, folks!” 

“I’m gonna transcend reality and become God.” 

“ . . . Ah. How about -- and reeaally think on this -- you , uh -- don’t -- ?? “ 

[zxra--salazar]

Wanted to take a break from a lil smth im soing, so, yah have this.

[goldbrickd]

wingsofbat‌:

pennepenned‌:

          ❝ …what animal is the pink panther??? ❞

“Hm! Fascinating question, prisoner. I’m finding myself wondering much the same. However! We can work through this conundrum, and solve this case with simple elementary.”

“First, we must examine the details we’ve already been provided with. The subject’s name may provide us with all the necessary clues that we need. Allow me to break it down into its basic components… 

Pink. It tells us that the subject relates to the color pink in some significant way. It takes up the first half of this two-word name, suggesting it to be a core part of their identity. It doesn’t inherently tell us anything about the case, so we may temporarily disregard it. Not entirely, mind you - it may become relevant later. In a situation like this, fully tossing away any information simply because it doesn’t immediately align is case suicide. Pardon my morbidity. 

Panther. The second half to what we know, and clearly as equally important to the individual’s identity. Panthers refers to a catch-all term used to describe the genus Panthera, of the sub-family Pantherinae, which also contains the genus of Neofelis. Both genuses contain several species of felines, but for our purposes, we’d want to look into Panthera, which houses the species Panthera onca and Panthera pardus. Otherwise known as the jaguar and the leopard, respectively. These two species are most commonly referred to as ‘panthers’ by the public. Neither of these animals appear naturally in the color ‘pink’, so the pink portion must be referring to an abstract concept separate from the animal. That, or, it simply makes the name catchier via alliteration.

Regardless! I do believe the key to solving this case lies right here, prisoner.

“With my analysis, I conclude that the Pink Panther is…. a LEOPARD.” 

“ . . . Are you SERIOUS ??? “ 

[goldbrickd]

Have you ever thought that you'd befriend a cop?

“ Oh ! Absolutely not at all ! “

“ … Listen. I still got my grudges against those loons – don’t act like I’m goin’ soft, or somethin’ – but. Perce is just … different. Ya know? “ 

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Ask my muse “Have you ever ___” questions!