[anxietyproblem]

[tamagotchi]

[thebootydiaries]

me: look at this really cool thing i love a lot and am really invested in!!!!

friend: cool

me: if you wanted me dead why didn’t you say so earlier

[cute-overload]

[ellehena]

[veliseraptor]

when you can sense a Mood incoming and feel like a farmer standing in a field looking out at the horizon as the storm approaches like “looks like it’s gonna be a bad one, boys”

[nevaehtyler]

perfect response 

[lmao-ais]

STILL FUNNY

[golfgalaxy]

i might get in trouble for saying this but feet are actually so nasty they belong in socks and nowhere near a mouth im risking my life to post this so plea

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[breathtakingdestinations]

[thebootydiaries]

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

[pre-party]

[griffys]

you: astrology isn’t real

me, pointing to every scorpio simultaneously: then explain THIS

[serotnin]

trying to do anything while dissociating

[centralpurr]

[digitised-celluloid]

[aquaticsparkles]

[histrionic-hero]