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i have so so so many incorrect ideas :)))

Sykkuno: whatcha doing?

Corpse: stealing my neighbour’s cat

Sykkuno: scandalous...

Sykkuno: can i help?

ib: @incorrectcorpsehusband

#corpse husband #corpse #corpsekkuno #sykkuno #amigops #this is a joke

idk why im going onto tumblr to rant but anyway i have a crush on this guy and i like him SO MUCH if you have any advice for me please drop it

Valkyrae: how do you feel, Corpse?

Corpse: i don’t.

ib: @incorrectcorpsehusband

#corpse #corpse husband #valkyrae #amigops #this is a joke

Corpse: *blinks for 5 seconds*

Sykkuno: what is he doing?

Valkyrae: getting this week’s sleep

ib: @incorrectcorpsehusband

#corpse #corpse husband #corpsekkuno #valkyrae #amigops #this is a joke

happy new year guys <3

Corpse [whispering]: I’m afraid of the spongebob theme song

Sykkuno: I can’t hear you

Corpse: [gasps]

ib: @incorrectcorpsehusband

#corpse husband #sykkuno #corpsekkuno #spongebob #this is a joke

Valkyrae: are you high?

Sykkuno: hello. am I what?

Valkyrae: high

Sykkuno: hello

i just thought this was funny

ib: @incorrectcorpsehusband

#sykkuno #valkyrae #this is a joke #dont do drugs #amigops

Valkyrae: whats your favorite color?

Corpse: Sykkuno

Corpse: wait what was the question

ib: @incorrectcorpsehusband

TELL ME this isn’t so similar to ‘what’s your favourite colour corpse’ and corpse said ‘bimbus’ PLEASE

#corpse #corpse husband #corpsekkuno #sykkuno #valkyrae #amigops #this is a joke

Sykkuno: how do you sleep at night knowing that there are some people in this world who don’t like you?

Toast: with no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass

ib: @incorrectcorpsehusband

#sykkuno #disguised toast #amigops #this is a joke

Corpse: alright, listen up you little shits

Corpse: not you Sykkuno, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here

ib: @incorrectcorpsehusband

#corpse husband #corpse #corpsekkuno #amigops #valkyrae #disguised toast #this is a joke

Valkyrae: nervous?

Corpse: yes.

Valkyrae: first time?

Corpse: no, I’ve been nervous lots of times.

ib: @incorrectcorpsehusband

#corpse #corpse husband #valkyrae #amigops #nervous #funny #this is a joke

[Valkyrae & Toast fighting]

Toast: i was born first

Valkyrae: and you’ll die first too

ib: @incorrectcorpsehusband

#valkyrae #disguised toast #amigops #this is a joke

Printer: RRRSSSZZZZNNMMMMKKKAAASKSKMS

Corpse: ugh same

ib: @incorrectcorpsehusband

#corpse #corpse husband #printer #mood #this is a joke #amigops

Valkyrae: *knocks on Toast’s door*

Toast: who is it?

Sykkuno: it’s us, we just wanna talk

Toast: how many of you are there?

Corpse: three

Toast: then talk to each other

ib: @incorrectcorpsehusband

#corpse husband #corpse #sykkuno #valkyrae #disguised toast #corpsekkuno #amigops #this is a joke

Valkyrae: are you getting enough sleep?

Corpse: sometimes when i sneeze my eyes close

ib: @incorrectcorpsehusband

#corpse #corpse husband #valkyrae #amigops #mood #this is a joke

Sykkuno: what happens if I press the gas pedal and the break pedal at the same time?

Corpse: the car takes a screenshot, try it.

Valkyrae, about to have a heart attack in the backseat: DO NOT!!

ib: @incorrectcorpsehusband

#corpse husband #corpse #corpsekkuno #sykkuno #valkyrae #amigops #this is a joke #funny

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