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If you're seriously turbo-twisted and irate enough to crytype on Tumblr dot com because people are headcanoning Lestat as a trans woman; consider going outside, touching grass, maybe jumping in front of an oncoming train?

#*seething* CAN YOU BELIEVE THEM TUMBLR DEGENERATES DARED IMPLY MY ABUSIVE WHITE MAN IS A DIRTY TRANSSEXUAL?#like lmfao listen to yourself. you sound like a God forsaken terf #literally who cares #tvl #the vampire lestat

"Why is everything ending so badly? Why didn't they even finish the events of the book!?!? Why is Devils Minion happening off screen???" Girl there's this little thing called Another Season

#tvl #the vampire lestat #like iwtv was split in two I have no idea why you guys think TVL isn't going to also be split in two #and do you remember the end of s1 of iwtv..? people were also lid-flipping exactly like this #chill the fuck out

911 is the most frustrating show on TV because it's constantly like "we wanna redefine what a Family could be... :) except we won't let any of our adult characters go no-contact with their abusive parents because obviouslyyy kids need their biological grandparents in their lives!! And lesbian adoption is all fine and good but have you considered that Denny inherently needs a Man Dad (preferably his biological one) in HIS life??? And surrogacy is obviously AWESOMES but not long term lol ewwww so these Placeholder Parents need to die actually so Theo can have his Real Dad who is now Ready for Him Now (don't worry about the addiction plotline that he faced literally 2 episodes ago). But chosen familyyyyy :)"

#911 abc #911 #like I'm actually not sure I believe you since you can't dismiss the heterosexual nuclear family ideal for even two episodes lol

I stg.... I hate seeing anything about that fuckass baby. He can be here for 1 more episode but then he better be mysteriously disappeared over hiatus I'm so serious. Send his ass back to his grandparents or perhaps an aunt or uncle idgaf. He's not Bucks baby he CERTAINLY isn't a Buddie baby gtfo of here with that shit 😭 The sperm donor arc was handled SOOOO badly in s6 and I can't BELIEVE it's making this haunted comeback tour now. No I don't think Buck needs to be FORCED to be a DAD for character development or whatever the fuck....

#911 #this is the anti Theo hate brigade fuck that baby #abort that THANGGG it's never too late

Ya know, now that I think about it. It IS absolutely fucked that the Stranger Things crowd didn't have the willpower (or moral backbone) to even PRETEND to boycott a single season of a TV show, but they DO have the energy to endlessly crash out online writing op-eds about the destruction of queer representation and launching ten hundred harassment campaigns against the Duffer brothers.

Like, can you guys mention the Zionism thing too in your cry-typing emails to Netflix? Or is half-assed queerbaiting the only thing that grinds your gears?

#“I can EXCUSE genocide but I draw the LINE at my ship not going canon!”#stranger things #byler

leatherjacketeddie

We have lost the meaning of queerbait

leatherjacketeddie

Just because what you wanted didn't happen, doesn't mean it's queerbaiting. It is now being used an excuse when the ship you want didn't get together. Queerbaiting has to do with marketing.

shamebats

Queerbait: A cookbook that you learned about from ads with pictures of people eating tasty looking soups and the author's social media posts about how soup lovers are going to love it, proves to have no soup recipes.

Not queerbait: A cookbook has no soup recipes. You assumed there would be some based on vibes and wishful thinking. No soups were ever advertised or promised.

Also not queerbait: A cookbook that was advertised as containing soup recipes has soup recipes but not for the types of soups you like.

#what's wild is the bylers really do think they were using it in marketing #because they were reading esoteric hidden messages in basic PR bullshit you know how it is #but uh yeah if Will was really gay..... it's patently not queerbaiting like the entire coming out scene being done badly is one thing but #it's patently not. queerbaiting lmfao

How long before Finn Wolfhard posts something Pro-Palestine or is seen at a Pro-Palestine event, thus low-key admitting he was giving dead-face realness this season because he can't stomach Noah "genocide is sexy" Schnapp or the Zionist Brothers, but he was contractually obligated to be there?

he will ride the disappointment hype and do it in the coming days

he will wait for the disappointment to die down a little first. a few weeks

a few months because the ""queerbait"" backlash is already ugly for his image

his indigenous land-rights talk is all talk. he will never do it (he's a pussy)

Voting ended onJan 10

#finn wolfhard #stranger things #anti zionism #my boy is not a bad actor but he is truly serving nothing in every gifset #“omg the way Mike is looking at Will here 🥺” and it's Mike just standing there. maybe at best looking like he smelled a fart

goldenasirpa

Excruciatingly funny that all the normal people (anti-Zionists) stopped watching Stranger Things and now the remaining fandom appears to be made up entirely of 12 year olds queerbaiting themselves. Can't even tell if Eleven or Max or Joyce are still in this show the way you morons only give a shit about those two ugly boys!! I'm sorry they're never making Byler canon you people are literally delusional on top of being morally bankrupt

goldenasirpa

#byler #well! your show was written like shit and they “queerbaited” you. hope it was worth it!

stimman4000

sick of disney owning things. what have they made better? nothing. lets kill them

#ruined Star wars ruined marvel ruined doctor who. we really should kill them.#crimes against science fiction #just as a genre

Excruciatingly funny that all the normal people (anti-Zionists) stopped watching Stranger Things and now the remaining fandom appears to be made up entirely of 12 year olds queerbaiting themselves. Can't even tell if Eleven or Max or Joyce are still in this show the way you morons only give a shit about those two ugly boys!! I'm sorry they're never making Byler canon you people are literally delusional on top of being morally bankrupt

#stranger things #byler #like it would be super funny if it wasn't just a little sad. anyway #hope everyone involved in this show blows up and dies #including your gay little ship you pinkwashing cunts

goldenasirpa

Oda is NOT racist lmao

themarshmallowreturns

you... do understand that Oda isn't the one animating... or even colouring.... anything in the anime himself... right? this... this is why the human race doesn't need to exist.

goldenasirpa

#UM GUYSSSS HE LITERALLYYYYY HAS ZERO SAY OVER THE ENTIRE ANIME! OBVIOUSLY!!! WONT SOMEONE THINK OF OUR TRAGIC RACIST MANGAKA?

Oda is NOT racist lmao

#literally don't even need to say anything else lol

"wahh whahh 2 years between seasons is toooo much I'm a big baby who needs instant gratification nowww or I'll lose interest :(" you children could have never been in the Sherlock fandom. We had to wait like 2 years for a single next episode lmfao

#iwtv #id wait 5 years to make sure the seasons good but I know some of you guys in this fandom are like 5 years old so. that's an eternity for you

goldenasirpa

Being into Devils Minion on Tumblr can get lame as fuuuuck because you guys are so obsessed with Luke it's kinda cringe. "Past DM" this "Armand is Alice" that. Starting to think you guys are just grossed out by the physical age gap between Assad and Eric and I think that makes you weak posers. Isn't this supposed to be the Fuck That Old Man website?

goldenasirpa

"Buh-buh-buh I only care about Armandaniel if they're both conventionally beautiful young twinks! Instead of eating up all the content Assad and Eric have hand-crafted for me I'm gonna obsess over the 1970s scenes over and over and over and over! Wahhh!"

I hope Luke never appears on screen again and you all have to watch Eric!Daniel put Armand in the cuck chair

Being into Devils Minion on Tumblr can get lame as fuuuuck because you guys are so obsessed with Luke it's kinda cringe. "Past DM" this "Armand is Alice" that. Starting to think you guys are just grossed out by the physical age gap between Assad and Eric and I think that makes you weak posers. Isn't this supposed to be the Fuck That Old Man website?

#gonna bat at the bees nest and put this directly in the tag why not #devils minion #armandaniel

"Hikaru was gay for Yoshiki before he died which is why 'Hikaru' has feelings for him now!" "'Hikaru' has feelings for Yoshiki independent of whatever Hikaru did (or did not) feel towards him because he's his own person!!"

I actually don't think it matters at all. Because this show is actually just about YOSHIKI'S burgeoning and repressed homosexuality. Both Hikaru and 'Hikaru' are merely the stage through which we explore his experience with his sexuality and we will likely never figure out whether Hikaru felt the same, which is all part of the point

#the summer hikaru died

"IM DONE WITH 911 FROM HERE ON OUT I HATE THE WRITING!" Ok? Bye lmao

#girl no one gives a shit #maybe if you idiots leave we could have a normal fandom for 5 minutes #911

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